Captions for new issue

[RedKnight]

BR: Luis, if you can't be arsed working hard today, don't bother coming in tomorrow.

LS: Woohoo. Three day weekend!

[dave u]

Have a feeling there's going to be a lot of ripping on Brendan's new teeth in this issue.

[milky]

 

The fact that no-one was coming wasn't going to stop Suarez waiting for the adulation after scoring in training.

[Barney_Rubble]

Oh Phil, you are a disgwace...

 

Brokeback Mountain II

[Barney_Rubble]

Four noughts + £1 = You'll (always) train alone

[sir roger]

 

' No, definitely nothing there, Luis '

[Russ Atmosphere]

John Henry, by way of knockout.

 

[Barney_Rubble]

Will you or shall I?

 

LS: Please, please, please, waaaaaaah, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

BR: How many times?! No, NO! NO! Nunca! Comprende amigo?

 

Hey, boss, they are still selling those 2nd hand worn-out trackies at Pound Land.

[MOGLET]

 

 

The Kop, renowned for assisting our players hit the back of the net at the Kop end, send a message to LS by sending him back to the Annie road end.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

You've got some balls Luis

[Bernard Diomede]

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Go on dickhead, say it to my face!

[sh#t waffle]

 

PN: What's that you're wearing, Ryan?

RG: They're my patented easy access adultery shorts, Phil.

[sh#t waffle]

 

Luis hoped the doctor would be aware that in Uruguayan culture, placing a stethoscope below the left nipple automatically inserts a legally binding £40m release clause in your contract.

[Stu Monty]

From Suarez' perspective the universe rotated around him.

[Stu Monty]

Reporter relays John Henry's latest comments word-for-word

BR: *Applauds*

LS: *I've made a huge mistake*

[Stu Monty]

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[dave u]

videos don't work in a magazine Monty, you tool.

[Teflon Don]

 

"Go on, Steven, a bit of thigh might turn Luis' head"

[Teflon Don]

 

"Mr Wenger thought 'Lacoste' would be £40,000,001"

[Trumo]

 

BR: I'll have a freshly squeezed orange juice please.

JWH: Very funny.

 

 

 

The tantrums. The stubborn refusal to accept that things won't always go your way. The incessant crying and whinging. Yep, it's fair to say that Delfina was embarrassed by daddy's childish behaviour.

 

 

 

LS: But boss, I only wanted to know where you got your teeth done.

 

 

 

Luis' trip to Thailand had given him a few ideas.

[House of Dirk]

 

Dr Iqbal begins the frantic search for Luis's spine.

[House of Dirk]

 

'In Uruguay, we dont have a, how you say, Harry Redknapp'

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

Did someone say Jeremy Beadle?

 

 

 

 

JM: Cradle the balls, pucker up and kiss the arsehole - that's how i got my job back.

[Sut]

 

Is the answer "twats"?

[Sut]

 

The realisation of his true position at the club dawned on David during a training session.