The Foodie thread

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 01/11/2023 at 20:30, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

 

 

One of the best looking fish and chips ever, I guarantee CD has just found this pic on some random Internet page.

[TheHowieLama]

Becoming infamous for posting plates he has neither made nor is sitting in front of.

 

A bit of a letdown from his breakout red bucket phase tbh.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Becoming infamous for posting plates he has neither made nor is sitting in front of.

 

A bit of a letdown from his breakout red bucket phase tbh.

 

It's his 'tricky third album' stage. All true auteurs and visionaries go through a similar period.

[Carvalho Diablo]

38 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

 

 

 

One of the best looking fish and chips ever, I guarantee CD has just found this pic on some random Internet page.

The Almighty Cod, Seaton Carew

[Carvalho Diablo]

7 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Becoming infamous for posting plates he has neither made nor is sitting in front of.

 

A bit of a letdown from his breakout red bucket phase tbh.

 

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Today I am mostly eating fish and chips. 

 

What the fuck is on that other plate? What's in the poo bag? Please tell me they didn't present the chips like that in a sort of nonce decorative way? White wine? I bet it's chardonnay 

[Bjornebye]

On 01/11/2023 at 20:30, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

You bastard 

[Elite]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

What the fuck is on that other plate? What's in the poo bag? Please tell me they didn't present the chips like that in a sort of nonce decorative way? White wine? I bet it's chardonnay 

Definitely a ball sack.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Definitely a ball sack.

 

You need to see a doctor mate .... 

[Elite]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

You need to see a doctor mate .... 

Wait....your scrotum isn't in decorative wrapping too?

[Bob]

49 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Today I am mostly eating fish and chips. 

You need to show them CD’s picture and tell them to try again.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

Wait....your scrotum isn't in decorative wrapping too?

 

Should it be?! Fuck!

[Clem H Fandango]

Chicken, tomato and broccoli mozzarella gnocchi with spinach on top. Looked a lot better before I demolished it.

[Trumo]

On 03/11/2023 at 15:23, Captain Willard said:

Today I am mostly eating fish and chips. 

 

French fries from Iceland served in a little bucket. Oil not up to temp in the fryer for the fish, which they've then sprinkled with dandruff. Lemon wrapped in a muslin bag. Hellman's mayo with a jar of gherkins nicked from a food bank, served in a gravy boat. 

[YorkshireRed]

This is what a client gave me for lunch the other day. I’m more an egg and cress sandwich, with a packet of crisps, man really but it hit the spot. 
 

Salmon with a ginger salsa.

Garlic mash.

Roasted vegetable salad.

Victoria sponge cake.

 

[Fugitive]

On 03/11/2023 at 15:23, Captain Willard said:

Today I am mostly eating fish and chips. 

Is one of those ‘tell me you’re a Tory without telling me you’re a Tory’ things?

[Champ]

26 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

This is what a client gave me for lunch the other day. I’m more an egg and cress sandwich, with a packet of crisps, man really but it hit the spot. 
 

Salmon with a ginger salsa.

Garlic mash.

Roasted vegetable salad.

Victoria sponge cake.

 

School dinners have improved 

[Atticus Finch]

Made a pork tenderloin wellington for tea tonight. Pork wrapped in Parma ham with onion and mushroom filling. Few veggies and roast potatoes and a whole grain mustard and honey sauce. ‘‘Twas lovely. 

[an tha]

Tea tonight.

 

[Fugitive]

30 minutes ago, Atticus Finch said:

Made a pork tenderloin wellington for tea tonight. Pork wrapped in Parma ham with onion and mushroom filling. Few veggies and roast potatoes and a whole grain mustard and honey sauce. ‘‘Twas lovely. 

The amount of empty space on that plate is pissing me off. 

[Atticus Finch]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

The amount of empty space on that plate is pissing me off. 

Agreed mate, I would normally have  bigger portions and possibly a Yorkshire pudding but I took the grandkids to a food festival at lunchtime and had souvlaki and a cheese & spinach pie so I thought I’d better be good. 

[Fugitive]

23 minutes ago, Atticus Finch said:

Agreed mate, I would normally have  bigger portions and possibly a Yorkshire pudding but I took the grandkids to a food festival at lunchtime and had souvlaki and a cheese & spinach pie so I thought I’d better be good. 

You’re forgiven.

[stringvest]

have you seen OnlyScrans on Facebook?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

have you seen OnlyScrans on Facebook?

No but I’ve seen some scranheads on onlyfans 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just had a Tesco chilled beef casserole with dumplings ready meal and five rounds of bread. How’s about that then?