The Foodie thread

[General Dryness]

8 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Just made a ragu bake with chilli oil. Tastes immense.

 

We're not big on presentation round here, are we.

[Dr Nowt]

9 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

We're not big on presentation round here, are we.

Ha. That’s what it was cooked in to be fair. 
 

But no. Definitely not.

[Carvalho Diablo]

42 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Just made a ragu bake with chilli oil. Tastes immense.

 

Looks flipping fantastic mate.

[Dr Nowt]

11 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Looks flipping fantastic mate.

You’re the bigger man metaphorically, Shep.

 

I’m the bigger man literally, having just stuffed all that in.

[Carvalho Diablo]

6 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

You’re the bigger man metaphorically, Shep.

 

I’m the bigger man literally, having just stuffed all that in.

Nowt wrong with your presentation either, too many MasterChef-cooked to perfection-chi chi motherfuckers roaming the streets these days.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Nowt wrong with your presentation either, too many MasterChef-cooked to perfection-chi chi motherfuckers roaming the streets these days.

 

 

[General Dryness]

54 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Nowt wrong with your presentation either, too many MasterChef-cooked to perfection-chi chi motherfuckers roaming the streets these days.

You're bang on of course Carv.

 

The world just isn't ready for "here's something that looks like I stepped in it earlier".

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

You're bang on of course Carv.

 

The world just isn't ready for "here's something that looks like I stepped in it earlier".

"Tonight's special is something Chef likes to call leftovers."

[Captain Turdseye]

What we eating tonight, Shep?

[Carvalho Diablo]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

What we eating tonight, Shep?

Haha, going out around tea time, depends what time we get back.

 

Might make an undercover grass salad for that Kloppite27 imposter.

[Total Longo]

17 hours ago, General Dryness said:

We're not big on presentation round here, are we.

Does it taste fantastic? That's the most important thing here, regardless of what the whoppers on Masterchef may say. I'm not suggesting you serve food in a toilet or anything, but a bit of slop* isn't the end of the world.

 

*on the dish, not in the toilet

 

EDIT Just seen CD's post. Agree, clearly.

[Captain Turdseye]

Slop and turkey dinosaurs, mate. Get it right. 

[Total Longo]

"...it's a Dutch dish. It's called Schlop"

[Elite]

Only just started putting cranberry sauce on cheese and crackers, it's fucking amazing. More addictive than crack.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Only just started putting cranberry sauce on cheese and crackers, it's fucking amazing. More addictive than crack.

Cheese with salty crackers and most kinds of fruit is a guaranteed home run.

[General Dryness]

On 22/12/2021 at 02:51, Total Longo said:

Does it taste fantastic? That's the most important thing here, regardless of what the whoppers on Masterchef may say. I'm not suggesting you serve food in a toilet or anything, but a bit of slop* isn't the end of the world.

 

*on the dish, not in the toilet

 

EDIT Just seen CD's post. Agree, clearly.

Yep absolutely agree when I'm just making something for myself to trough on.

 

Would probably make a bit more effort if I was throwing pics up online like, but that's me.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

Only just started putting cranberry sauce on cheese and crackers, it's fucking amazing. More addictive than crack.

You’re on the list 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You’re on the list 

He's on the list of people that came up with Jackie Scran. 

 

[Elite]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

You’re on the list 

Try it you pigeon fondler.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Brandy butter on toast lads. 

[Bjornebye]

On 23/12/2021 at 03:15, General Dryness said:

He's on the list of people that came up with Jackie Scran. 

 

That’s the list I meant. 

[Bjornebye]

On 23/12/2021 at 08:35, Elite said:

Try it you pigeon fondler.

Fuck off Bruce Brie 

[Bruce Spanner]

Mate of mine’s mum has inoperable cancer, so he’s been isolating so he can visit her and hasn’t seen a soul for weeks as he knows it might likely be her last one, sadly.

 

As I’ve also been out of the game with this fucking thing I decided to throw something together for him so he’d had something with mates…

 

Course one: Crisps and beer (This is our standard evening meal when we’re out)

 

 

Course Two: Japan/Peruvian

 

Yellowtail sashimi in yuzo

Fatty tuna with truffled ponzu jelly

Traidito ceviche

Spinach and miso salad.

 

 

Then steak and spuds, strudel and ice cream followed by a snack board for Rocky IV

 

Even did a booze pairing for each course, I’m fucking rough today.

 

I’ve had worse days…

[Carvalho Diablo]

First scran of Christmas Day are these 3 hefty slices of last night's pizza. Bolognese and jalapeno with HP sauce, cooked to Lifey's recipe.

 

I'm going in, wish me luck...

 

[Redder Lurtz]

Smoked salmon, scrambled eggs with a side of bacon rolls.