Summer 2013 Transfer Thread

[cloggypop]

Too many cunts on here play footy manager.

 

Anyone seen that left back in the Uzbekistan league? Plays for FC Borattika? Think his name is Fuckoffandgetoffyoutubikenga? Boss him

 

I know yeah. Some cunts even claim to watch Scottish footy.

[kalasoma]

The translation is horrible, but basically says Pellegrini to City. Compensation to Malaga been agreed. Story by Balague.

Pellegrini entrenará al City la próxima temporada | Mas Futbol | AS.com

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The translation is horrible, but basically says Pellegrini to City. Compensation to Malaga been agreed. Story by Balague.

Pellegrini entrenará al City la próxima temporada | Mas Futbol | AS.com

 

We may as well pack up and go home.

[George Costanza]

nonsense

 

we'll just have to work harder

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

nonsense

 

we'll just have to work harder

 

That, Sir George, is the correct answer.

[razor]

Fuckoffandgetoffyoutubikenga. Can he do it on a wet Wednesday in Stoke?

 

Can't find him on Youtube, but I'm willing to wager "no".

[kalasoma]

Bit harsh though (if true) to publish a story like that on the eve of a cup final.

[kalasoma]

Alderweireld is Belgian.

 

I can't spell that even when sober and I'm lazy. Does he have a nickname?

[cloggypop]

I can't spell that even when sober and I'm lazy. Does he have a nickname?

 

Toby Shithair

 

 

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[Rambo]

That, Sir George, is the correct answer.

 

City have proved this year that money can't buy you the title. Listening to their boss saying they needed more investment was laughable. I look forward, as ever, to our summer signings. I hope for 3 or 4 top signings, instead of 7 or 8 average ones.

Our squad is ridiculously large with average-ness.

I'm drunk.

Roll on next year.

I like Rodgers. Not in a gay way.

[ctkeepercoach]

You've been on the name editor again haven't ya?

[Kobayashi Maru]

Not so sure about Eriksen. An area where we have adequate cover in Gerrard, Coutinho, and Suso. His development has stagnated a bit and would rather target a Adam Maher who could be considerably cheaper but equally a top talent. My wishlist options would be:

 

Begovic (if Pepe leaves)

Alderweireld / Diakite (Bosman) / Sakho / De Vrij

Wanyama / Tonny Vilhena

Andriy Yarmolenko / Christian Benteke

[mht1892]

Draxler !!!

[Ronnie Whelan]

I agree that we should be looking at players in the Dutch league like de vrij, alderweireld, Siem de Jong and erikkson. Of players in the premiership, I like the look of McCarthy of Wigan and benteke.

[J-V]

Draxler !!!

 

Is right. Whilst we're at Schalke we can get Howedes as well, simples.

[Tyler Durden]

Not so sure about Eriksen. An area where we have adequate cover in Gerrard, Coutinho, and Suso. His development has stagnated a bit and would rather target a Adam Maher who could be considerably cheaper but equally a top talent. My wishlist options would be:

 

Begovic (if Pepe leaves)

Alderweireld / Diakite (Bosman) / Sakho / De Vrij

Wanyama / Tonny Vilhena

Andriy Yarmolenko / Christian Benteke

 

.

[Tyler Durden]

Not so sure about Eriksen. An area where we have adequate cover in Gerrard, Coutinho, and Suso. His development has stagnated a bit and would rather target a Adam Maher who could be considerably cheaper but equally a top talent. My wishlist options would be:

 

Begovic (if Pepe leaves)

Alderweireld / Diakite (Bosman) / Sakho / De Vrij

Wanyama / Tonny Vilhena

Andriy Yarmolenko / Christian Benteke

 

I'd fall off my chair if we had a summer like that but if FSG were to sanction it would be marvelous

[cloggypop]

Not so sure about Eriksen. An area where we have adequate cover in Gerrard, Coutinho, and Suso. His development has stagnated a bit and would rather target a Adam Maher who could be considerably cheaper but equally a top talent. My wishlist options would be:

 

Begovic (if Pepe leaves)

Alderweireld / Diakite (Bosman) / Sakho / De Vrij

Wanyama / Tonny Vilhena

Andriy Yarmolenko / Christian Benteke

 

You could be right about Eriksen. Cruyff seems to think he needs better players around him to improve and he does seem to be adding more goals this year but I think Fischer will end up the better player. Still good enough for us but I would be looking at Maher or Van Ginkel as well. Not sure about De Vrij but Vilhena looks like he will be boss.

[VladimirIlyich]

Werent we linked with Mkhitaryan from Shakhtar Donetsk, the Armenian attacking midfielder?

 

I heard some rumours about it through the various media gossip.

[MLB]

It's surprising that Sakho hasn't had a move to a big club yet. Is he a bit of a tit maybe?

[MLB]

Werent we linked with Mkhitaryan from Shakhtar Donetsk, the Armenian attacking midfielder?

 

I heard some rumours about it through the various media gossip.

 

 

Yeah, we've been linked to him but I'd say there is very little chance of it happening. Shakhtar would want crazy money for him.

[MLB]

Rodgers today saying that Skrtel is going nowhere.

 

"Skrtel is certainly a player we want to keep and we have no ideas of selling him. He is an important member of our group."

[Whelan]

If Skrtel is staying, then that means Coates is going and won't bring in too much - in that case i'd like Llori and I would accept Douglas, or Lescott even. I wonder if we could use Assidi in part exchange with Di Vrij?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

[Johnny Cougar]

Rodgers today saying that Skrtel is going nowhere.

 

"Skrtel is certainly a player we want to keep and we have no ideas of selling him. He is an important member of our group."

 

Good one Brendan. Perhaps you may allow me just one question then. If that IS the case, why the fuck has a retiring, 83 year old Jamie Carragher been playing ahead of him for the last how many weeks is it now?