Other football

[King Emlyn]

2-0

 

Everton on fire. Look a bit like we did when in full flow in 13/14

We're gonna need binoculars to see Everton this season it kills me to say.

[El Rojo]

We're gonna need binoculars to see Everton this season it kills me to say.

 

They're Everton. They'll win today and lose to Norwich or Villa next week. We'll still finish above them, but probably not where we want to be.

[mouse1989]

Pedro is such a luxury player, I fucking hate him.

 

Spanish Aaron Lennon.

Hahahahahahaha

[Curly]

One beast of a striker right there, capable of scaring the shite out of any defence. Rate him far far better than Benteke.

I'm sorry mate, but that's an absolute pile of shit. If he had been our main transfer target this summer, the benteke backlash would have seemed like joy and positivity in contrast.

 

Plus, "far better than beneke" is absolute bollocks for me, but it's a game of opinions I suppose.

[Dr Nowt]

"Chelsea will throw caution to the wind" will theu

[Dr Nowt]

"Chelsea will throw caution to the wind" will they, Glenn?

 

And how are you enjoying your first game watching Chelsea?

[aRdja]

It's a sad state when Everton's midfield and defense are better than ours.

[King Emlyn]

The Kloppites must be getting a tad jittery around a bout now.

[manwiththestick]

It's a sad state when Everton's midfield and defense are better than ours.

And attack??

[Tj hooker]

Fucking hell the rent boys look proper shite can't see Maureen sticking around to long if this carries on

[Creator Supreme]

Frig, Maureen could be gone be before Buck!

[Einch]

Perhaps we got the wrong manager when we had a choice between the two.

 

That's how little I rate Rodgers right now. Not looking forward to going to the wood shed. Who am I kidding. I don't rate our chance against anyone right now.

[Jairzinho]

Could have sworn Hazard was meant to be as good as Messi.

[magicrat]

Well played Everton. They thoroughly deserved that ,

Expect more Mourinho histrionics leading to bust up with Abramocash and a flounce off into the distance . Horrible cunt.

[Hades]

Third season Mourinho syndrome. Hazard looks around and sees the ghosts of De Bruyne, Mata, Schuerrle and decides he can't be fucked playing as an auxiliary left back against the 18th place team. Team falls apart. Mourinho begins engineering exit.

[Gym Beglin]

Football is shit these days.

 

"Who can be arsed to turn up, who can't be arsed, Tune in to BT Sport to find out"

[Harry Squatter]

Mourinho looks fucked, looks like hasn't had a decent nights kip for months

[littletedwest]

No matter how shit we are I can take joy in Chelsea spending so much money and going miles backwards

[jimmycase]

No matter how shit we are I can take joy in Chelsea spending so much money and going miles backwards

 

Yeah, massive comfort that, isnt it? Like fuck it is.

[Alan Sex]

Chelsea lost because Mourinho didn't have the stones for this match.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Watching this Atletico - Barca game.  Torres just now got the ball as he ran beyond the defense and put it past the keeper right in the corner.  For just a moment I was happy as I remembered him doing that to United once, destroying Vidic in the process.  But then it made me remember today's match again and I was depressed at how far we've fallen since then.  Urgh.

 

Edit: If you speak Spanish at all, get on this stream for the game: http://teledeporteonlinetv.org/canal-16/  It's brilliant commentating.  4 co-commentators, sound like they're at a pub having a bevvy rather than proper in-the-press-box commentating.  They've had debates on all sorts of topics, all while keeping one eye on the game.  Someone should bring this sort of thing to England (and get rid of Martin Tyler while they're at it, who was shamefully pro-United in his commentary today).

[Bruce Spanner]

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/6681C3D7FD1142093805693362176_2becce13031.5.1.7766542664566548221.mp4?versionId=1rITKRr74R9ZFNTZZpOJNzzsXGfBj_GA

 

I find a certain reassurance that we're not this bed...yet!

[El Rojo]

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/6681C3D7FD1142093805693362176_2becce13031.5.1.7766542664566548221.mp4?versionId=1rITKRr74R9ZFNTZZpOJNzzsXGfBj_GA

 

I find a certain reassurance that we're not this bed...yet!

 

Don't worry, we're getting there.

[magicrat]

Defoe fucks up a golden opportunity to open the scoring against the Spuds. Dick

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck him. Fuck 'em all. The cunts.