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Nunavut Patrick Grand Master

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Dogs of War! School of Science! TRIP HIM TRIP HIM!!!

 

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SP:Let me tell you... it turned the War. We chased Rommell's Arfika Korps through the desert, through your ancestral homelands! We had a cuppa in the morning, sang God Save the Queen and chased the Panzers all the way back to Cairo.

 

EA: Uh, mate, I'm from Togo. They're still shooting at us there.

 

 

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Parker, Scott. Lieutant. My Commanding Officer General Harry 'Bungs' Redknapp. Can I get a Lucky Strike and a brandy?

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Nunavut Patrick Grand Master

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Scott Parkers old Army mate weighs in on potential FA Cup Final v Liverpool

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SP: Listen here, I am a decorated officer of the BEF. I manned the boats in Dunkirk, made three sailings in a leaky skiff. I was back four years later on the French costs, liberated Caen and marched on. Reverse your decision or I'll have your half time tea ration confiscated!

LB: Sorry ref, been like that since he got a jarg 1940s haircut.

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Probably overdoing the war ones at this stage I suppose

 

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"I Wing Commander Scott Parker, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, her heirs and successors and that I will as in duty bound honestly and faithfully defend Her Majesty, her heirs and successors in person, crown and dignity against all enemies and will observe and obey all orders of Her Majesty, her heirs and successors and of the generals and officers set over me"

 

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"Didn't I fight against your father in El Alemein"

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