Have a rant thread

[Acid]

People that get on busy trains and make no fucking attempt to walk through to another carriage to see if there are any seats, which there usually are other than in the middle.

 

Fucks me off no end, especially when they look at you expecting you to give up yours as they cannot be arsed to have a look themselves.

 

Fuck off, have a look in another carriage then come back to me and I'll give it up.

 

Used to annoy me a bit that myself. I used to travel Southport to Hunts Cross and often thought to myself, because of these twats staring at me for being young, do I need the seat more because I've got a long journey, or do I give it up because they probably wont be on for as long as me and I'll get it back? 99% of the time I'd conclude, nah fuck them. There's other seats on the train you lazy bastard. Fuckin old people most of the time too. Staring twats.

[Harry Squatter]

Disabled badge holders. No issue with the ins and outs of how people have them but they just seem determined to make full use of the badge under any circumstances. Last few days i've been visiting Whiston hospital and there is a bay reserved for about 25 blue badge holders, the car park is always full but that doesnt stop people wanting to force their way into the car park. Rather than go across to the multi storey car park where there are plenty of disabled parking spaces of equal distance these people sit and wait for people to come out of the hospital despite the fact that they could sit waiting in their car for hours. This is just simply to avoid paying £1.50 in the car park over the road.

 

Today in Asda I parked in a disabled spot next to the main entrance as my son is disabled and can't walk long distances. Coming out I had to get both my kids into the car and pack up my shopping. Some woman sits in her car waiting for me to do all this creating a massive queue behind her despite there being a readily available non disabled parking bay only 5 yards away from where I parked and parking there wouldn't have made any difference to her journey to the door. Stupid bitch almost crashed into the back of me reversing out because she was that desperate to get into the spec I was vacating.

[Liverpool lad]

They all drive nice cars too

[Adebisi]

Women. Just women.

 

I don't care how attractive you are and I don't care that your dancing gave me a boner the other night, these are both good qualities, but I'm not going to text you first and you booting off at me for not doing so after knowing each other 2 weeks screams "Psycho" to me, hun.

 

Of course this is all just bollocks, in reality I'd sell my own mother to get a whiff of the bathroom after she's been for a shit, but I can't let her know that. Gotta play the game. Fucking texting first, really.

[Pony Princess]

Women. Just women.

 

I don't care how attractive you are and I don't care that your dancing gave me a boner the other night, these are both good qualities, but I'm not going to text you first and you booting off at me for not doing so after knowing each other 2 weeks screams "Psycho" to me, hun.

 

Of course this is all just bollocks, in reality I'd sell my own mother to get a whiff of the bathroom after she's been for a shit, but I can't let her know that. Gotta play the game. Fucking texting first, really.

 

You dirty bastard. I'm stealing that one. *hi-5*

[Adebisi]

I think I may have unintentionally stolen it myself from someone on here, so it's cool.

 

The GF is full of them so it's hard to remember, but I know for a fact I've stole someone's "I'd snort a mile of her shit, just to get a whiff of the hole" line from here. Used it a good few times as well. I feel no shame even though I left no rep, but that's because I can't, not because I wont.

[Unrighteous]

Do they still do those career aptitude tests in school? It is a shame that you can't label kids as thick these days, which some of them clearly are.

 

"So... you are completely minge-brained and we know you are as thick as shitty jam. Therefore, you should aim for a job cleaning spunk off the floors in a Soho porn shop."

 

Honesty is the best policy. Some kids are born thick and parents should help their kids embrace their inner mongyness, rather than look for labels like ADD, Arse-burgers etc.

 

Agreed. There are a lot of complete mongheaded, thick bastards out there.

[Liverpool lad]

Bierkeller in L1

 

Contrived and forced jovality, overpriced ale and full of melts. It's a cross between Disneyland and a Wetherspoons. A magnet for stag do's

[Harry Squatter]

The good thing about German beer halls is that everyone has a good time and appreciates good beer, you can't recreate that over here due to the amount of bell end Scallies looking to cause shit and ruin everyone else's night.

[Fowler laa!]

When you have been in work all week and look forward to a fat lie in on the Saturday morning. Only to be woken up for 3 consecutive weekends at around 8/9am by two gays next door having the angriest sex ever. I can only describe the noise as murder. Knocks me sick.

[Liverpool lad]

The good thing about German beer halls is that everyone has a good time and appreciates good beer' date=' you can't recreate that over here due to the amount of bell end Scallies looking to cause shit and ruin everyone else's night.[/quote']

 

I was only walking out and had some twat go flying into me

[VladimirIlyich]

When you have been in work all week and look forward to a fat lie in on the Saturday morning. Only to be woken up for 3 consecutive weekends at around 8/9am by two gays next door having the angriest sex ever. I can only describe the noise as murder. Knocks me sick.

 

Must be fans of Barrymore.

[Juniper]

Another train rant

 

Absolute cunts who use the train toilets and don't have the fucking decency to close the fucking door when they leave.

 

Yeah cheers, I'll just sit here outside in the corridor with my bags in the funky element of the piss and shit of you and the people before.

 

Fucking wankers

[Furmedge]

Bierkeller in L1

 

Contrived and forced jovality' date=' overpriced ale and full of melts. It's a cross between Disneyland and a Wetherspoons. A magnet for stag do's[/quote']

 

Me and the wife went there last week. I completely agree with you. We were sitting there minding our own business and then out of nowhere some blag oompah band came on stage and tried to get us swaying and clapping with the person opposite. None of that for me sunshine.

 

The main gripe was the oompah twat kept saying, "In the Hofbrauhaus in Munich they......". Now I've been the Hofbrauhaus a good few times and they do none of that shit. They let you enjoy phenomenal beer in peace, not disturb you from the shitty piss served in the bierkeller.

 

One drink we lasted and then headed the Ship & Mitre to restore balance. Then she took me to a poncey bar where I was stripped of my money for a cocktail. Oh and I was charged £4.20 for a Sol. A fucking shitty Sol, which was better than the Becks and Bud they had. Town is shit.

[Liverpool lad]

 

Me and the wife went there last week. I completely agree with you. We were sitting there minding our own business and then out of nowhere some blag oompah band came on stage and tried to get us swaying and clapping with the person opposite. None of that for me sunshine.

 

The main gripe was the oompah twat kept saying' date=' "In the Hofbrauhaus in Munich they......". Now I've been the Hofbrauhaus a good few times and they do none of that shit. They let you enjoy phenomenal beer in peace, not disturb you from the shitty piss served in the bierkeller.

 

One drink we lasted and then headed the Ship & Mitre to restore balance. Then she took me to a poncey bar where I was stripped of my money for a cocktail. Oh and I was charged £4.20 for a Sol. A fucking shitty Sol, which was better than the Becks and Bud they had. Town is shit.[/quote']

 

I hear you brother

 

Bierkeller is fucking grim and aimed at the demographic known as cunts

[Section_31]

Went in there on Thursday, they had Brahma on tap - I'm in.

[Furmedge]

Went in there on Thursday' date=' they had Brahma on tap - I'm in.[/quote']

 

Was that the bar downstairs? The 80 beers around the world place? That seemed a bit more reserved than the shite I was served up.

[Unrighteous]

Went in there on Thursday, they had Brahma on tap - I'm in.

 

You are an easy slag, aren't ya?

[Bjornebye]

the twats on deal or no deal. stood there praying for someone they dont know to win a shit load of money as if their life depends on it, hugging each other and chipping in with advice! pisses me off the fucks. 'i hope my box has 250k in it then i hope you die you cunt'

[Pony Princess]

the twats on deal or no deal. stood there praying for someone they dont know to win a shit load of money as if their life depends on it, hugging each other and chipping in with advice! pisses me off the fucks. 'i hope my box has 250k in it then i hope you die you cunt'

 

Word. The show really pisses me off. They deliberately get a melting pot of ages, backgrounds, classes etc and they are all bonding, holding hands and clapping, talking about 'tactics' in a fucking game that is just about odds.

 

A good game show has 'contestants' who 'contest' with each other for the prize. This is just a big tearful love in, with people who probably wouldn't spend the prize money shoving drugs up their bum. Boooring.

 

I am waiting for that roaring pink vagina Noel Edmond's to be arrested as part of Operation Noncekill.

[Bjornebye]

Word. The show really pisses me off. They deliberately get a melting pot of ages, backgrounds, classes etc and they are all bonding, holding hands and clapping, talking about 'tactics' in a fucking game that is just about odds.

 

A good game show has 'contestants' who 'contest' with each other for the prize. This is just a big tearful love in, with people who probably wouldn't spend the prize money shoving drugs up their bum. Boooring.

 

I am waiting for that roaring pink vagina Noel Edmond's to be arrested as part of Operation Noncekill.

 

the banker is deffo a nonce.

[Champ]

HMRC. Well, actually, no, because I havent even got through to them yet. Let's say the HMRC phone system. I thought I would give them a try just before 6 with a quick query. Well, my call got answered straight away and you get connected to this spiel about Child Benefit for higher rate tax earners, tax self assessment, and about advice being available on the website before finally being given the press button 1, press button 2 palaver before finally getting into the queue to speak to a person, only you dont get given any idea how long the queue is....and its now 6.17 and the battery on my phone is giving out and I'm still no nearer to knowing when my bloody call is going to get answered. Arrrrgghhhh...........

 

6.22 Someone answers the phone, he cant hear me and hangs up. I could cry

[Liverpool lad]

Get a better phone then

 

 

Women eh

[Furmedge]

Get a better phone then

 

 

Women eh

 

This is what happens when you give them the vote. Carnage. Ideas above their station.

[Champ]

You are all such a support to me