The Celebrity Porn Thread

[Crouchie]

Couple of recent ones

 

Farrah Abraham of MTV's Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant

http://www.xvideos.com/video6118299/teen_mom

 

Tami Erin who played Pippi Longstocking as a young actress

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=748779569

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=80406026

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=457597266

[Red Banjo]

I have no idea who that teen mom bird is, but that is how to make a celebrity sex tape.

 

Worraslag

[Lee909]

I have no idea who that teen mom bird is, but that is how to make a celebrity sex tape.

 

Worraslag

She paid the actor to have it mad.Its a pro tape.

She tried to say they were together and he told her to fuck off and made it public that he had been paid.

[General Dryness]

She paid the actor to have it mad.Its a pro tape.

She tried to say they were together and he told her to fuck off and made it public that he had been paid.

 

So he got to say he boned her, AND got paid for it.

 

Thats like a double word score in scrabble.

[Lee909]

Not saying i wouldnt of course but she is a real dumb twat.

 

On Her Drinking, But Not Drinking the Night She Got a DUI

"I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink."

 

On Her Getting Behind the Wheel With a .147 BAC

"I did not endanger anyone's life."

 

On Her Not Having a Mug Shot

"I was put in a very bad situation and I really have nothing to worry about in terms of being in jail, getting a mug shot, having it look bad on my record."

 

Someone Says the Word 'Elaborate' to Farrah

"A library?"

 

The Same Person Corrects Farrah, Says, 'No, Elaborate.'

"Eee-lab-or-ate?"

 

Someone Asks if Farrah Can 'Confirm' the Existence of a Sex Tape

"I don't exist anything about that."

 

On Her Best Valentine's Day Ever: A Tweet

"It's

 

On Cleaning: A Video

"So, I've been cleaning, like, all get-out. Sorry I look like a hella-mess, 'cause I've been, like, cleaning, like, not caring what I look like."

 

On James Deen, Her Sex Tape Partner

"I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven't seen many but his definitely was not big."

 

On Fellow 'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans

"Jenelle has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have."

[Red Banjo]

Dumb, a proper slag and swallows yer muck.

 

Win/win/win.

[Adebisi]

Still the best

[Rico1304]

Who is it?

[General Dryness]

Is that Sevrena Vuckovich or whatever her name is?

 

ETA : Close. I watch too much porn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severina_Vu%C4%8Dkovi%C4%87

[Bjornebye]

Have to say, the Jordan one is shit. She looks boring in bed. 

 

Shame the Keeley Hazel one doesn't show more, used to think she was fit her

 

The Titmuss one is just filth. 

 

The Imogen ones is the best by far, and she is fit as fuck. 

 

 

Still waiting on a Kelly Brook one but surely sometime soon eh? 

[General Dryness]

Have to say, the Jordan one is shit. She looks boring in bed. 

 

Shame the Keeley Hazel one doesn't show more, used to think she was fit her

 

The Titmuss one is just filth. 

 

The Imogen ones is the best by far, and she is fit as fuck. 

 

 

Still waiting on a Kelly Brook one but surely sometime soon eh? 

 

Have you seen the Kendra one? Thats pretty sound. Ace body on her.

 

ETA : Yeah the jordan one is crap, too bright and you don't see anything. Boring as well.

[Red Banjo]

Kendra one?

[General Dryness]

Kendra one?

 

Kendra Wilkinson. Can't link to anything concerning the video because I'm at work.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendra_Wilkinson

[Alan Sex]

[withnail71]

http://fantasti.cc/videos/permalink/deviantclip/Meg-White-From-The-White-Stripe-Sextape/2142243/

 

Meg White of White stripes fame.

[General Dryness]

http://fantasti.cc/videos/permalink/deviantclip/Meg-White-From-The-White-Stripe-Sextape/2142243/

 

Meg White of White stripes fame.

 

Is it still unconfirmed as to whether its her or not?

 

Enjoy.

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video480886/kendra_sextape

[Harry Squatter]

That teen Mom slag was criticising the size of his penis when he shoved it up her arse.

[aws]

That teen Mom slag was criticising the size of his penis when he shoved it up her arse.

Too big or too small?

[Lee909]

To be fair a 747 would look small if it crashed into the grand canyon

[Harry Squatter]

Meant to say "wasn't". Like driving a Sinclair C5 through the Mersey Tunnel.

[General Dryness]

Like kicking a ciggie down the M1.

[Alan Sex]

Like kicking a ciggie down the M1.

Like putting a bowling ball in the General's bum.

 

By the way - General, can I have my bowling ball back please?

[General Dryness]

Like putting a bowling ball in the General's bum.

 

By the way - General, can I have my bowling ball back please?

 

You can come and get it sailor.

[Crouchie]

Tila Tequila model/MTV reality star

 

Lesbian sex tape from a few years back

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1017550637

 

5 mins of new sex tape

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1755949042

 

Both are less sex tape and more minor celeb does porn while trying not to be called a pornstar.

[Strontium]

Surprised that the Dita von Teese lez up from years ago isn't on here

 

http://xhamster.com/movies/2123219/dita_von_teese_in_a_hot_lesbian_scene.html

http://xhamster.com/movies/2213501/dita_in_leather_gloves_lesbian_scene.html