Views Needed-Parking Space Issue

[Guest ShoePiss]

Is there something missing here? There is a disabled spot 20 feet away from his house but he chooses to park outside your house which is 20-30 yards away?

[Fowlers God]

I think you need man the fuck up and do something. When I know I will tell you what

[Juniper]

No more Mr Nice guy....Shit's about to get serious.

 

(probably tomorrow, or the next day...or maybe the day after).

 

Might just leave it, calmed down now.

[Trumo]

Whatcha gonna do? Take his stick?

 

The thing is, unless he blocks your driveway (I'm assuming you have one) he's not really doing anything wrong. Is the space outside his own house always taken? Is parking easier outside your house because there's more space there? Does he count the walk to and from his car as daily exercise?

[Juniper]

We dont have a drive way, there are two spaces that happen to be in front of our house between ours and the neighbours pad.

 

The disabled space is about another 20 yards away across the road and no one uses it so I assume it was put there for him as it's always empty.

[Anubis]

He tasks you! He tasks you, and you shall have him! You'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round Perdition's Flames before you give him up!

[sir roger]

Just park half in each of the 2 bays then ease up and let the other half in when she gets home.

 

Force him to come to you.

[Juniper]

Not a driver myself, can't stand the things still.

[Liverpool lad]

Finger him

[Juniper]

Finger him

 

I would, but he's not my type. Can't run away from me and I like the chase.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Get some bespoke bumper stickers made "I love YOUR kids" "paedo pride" etc and put them on the back of his car.

 

He wouldn't notice for months and the hate mob would soon force him out leaving your drive clear

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

take a branch to his ride......Fawlty style !

[Juniper]

take a branch to his ride......Fawlty style !

 

I abide by the rule of never mess with another man's motor.

 

A key, a brick, a branch. They're all the same.

[TheBitch]

At my first house we had a similar situation, the fat bitch next to us had an orange disabled badge and a walking stick. There was fuck all wrong with her, she was milking it, she was just fat.

 

If me or Ex-Mrs TheBitch would park so much as 3 feet over their 'side' of the house then she'd claim she couldn't get in front of her house and ask us to move. Used to annoy the fuck out of me.

 

Never said no. Never kicked up a fuss. Mainly because her sons were proper mentalists and had done time for GBH and the like and I didn't fancy the grief.

 

It'd always be the pussy whipped husband who'd come round knocking too. Fucking maggot.

 

I realise none of this helps you, Juniper, old boy, but I'm glad I've got it out in the public domain.

[Carradona]

At my first house we had a similar situation, the fat bitch next to us had an orange disabled badge and a walking stick. There was fuck all wrong with her, she was milking it, she was just fat.

 

If me or Ex-Mrs TheBitch would park so much as 3 feet over their 'side' of the house then she'd claim she couldn't get in front of her house and ask us to move. Used to annoy the fuck out of me.

 

Never said no. Never kicked up a fuss. Mainly because her sons were proper mentalists and had done time for GBH and the like and I didn't fancy the grief.

 

It'd always be the pussy whipped husband who'd come round knocking too. Fucking maggot.

 

I realise none of this helps you, Juniper, old boy, but I'm glad I've got it out in the public domain.

 

What a fucking pussy you are. Douche.

[Remmie]

Surely the obvious answer is being missed here. Break your birds legs and she becomes disabled. Everyone's a winner.

[TheBitch]

What a fucking pussy you are. Douche.

 

 

I thought that as I was typing it. Her sons were big fuckers though.

 

Cain, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[Juniper]

Surely the obvious answer is being missed here. Break your birds legs and she becomes disabled. Everyone's a winner.

 

We have a winner.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We have a winner.

 

Then '' Cripple Fight ''

[dennis tooth]

We dont have a drive way, there are two spaces that happen to be in front of our house between ours and the neighbours pad.

 

The disabled space is about another 20 yards away across the road and no one uses it so I assume it was put there for him as it's always empty.

 

be careful if you make a scene,it could be that that spaced is reserved for another disabled driver perhaps a blind driver who has yet to find his way home no doubt when you start arguing with the first disabled driver he will turn up and park in the spot and before you know it you've decked two disabled people outside your own house and the police are on their way, it happened to me, don't let it happen to you.

[TheBitch]

Has that shitbag, JNP done anything about this yet?

[Juniper]

No, I'll deal with this eventually.

 

Dead lazy like that.

[Liverpool lad]

I think I have met Juniper before, he has long hair and the disabled fella thinks he can take liberties. This wouldn't happen if you had a skinhead

[Sugar Ape]

After reading the Baseball Furies thread I suggest the following :

 

Dress up as one of the Baseball Furies, knock on his door and explain very politely you don't want him parking outside your house again; all the while tapping the baseball bat against your leg.

 

Hope he doesn't answer the door wearing just a pair of jeans and a brown leather vest with Warriors on the back or you may be in trouble.

[Juniper]

I think I have met Juniper before, he has long hair and the disabled fella thinks he can take liberties. This wouldn't happen if you had a skinhead

 

We did, before the wolves match with her old man.

 

I now have short hair, maybe it needs to be shorter though...