Can Moustaches ever be cool again?

[Fugitive]

[VladimirIlyich]

Short hair and a muzzy is often a winner.

 

[cloggypop]

There's two new barmen in my local that are both South African and both look like a ginger Paul Rutherford out of Frankie Goes To Hollywood. I can't remember which one is which and when they are both working it looks like a gay bar. 

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

This is spot on.

 

John, if you are reading this - in gentlemen's fashion if you have to ask if you can pull it off, you cannot. 

 

Pulling it off is subjective. The most important thing is to wear it with confidence. 

[Tony Moanero]

In my view, moustaches are best suited to older-looking faces. Bits of kids have always looked daft with moustaches.

[Mook]

17 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

He looks cool as fuck, in my opinion. Great jacket and jumper, too.

 

Agreed.

[Elite]

13 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

In my view, moustaches are best suited to older-looking faces. Bits of kids have always looked daft with moustaches.

Agreed.

 

You need that distinguished look like Sam Elliot.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Always been tempted to shave the beard and just leave the moustache and soul patch, Doc Holliday style.

 

 

 Might get TB to complete the look.

[TheHowieLama]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

Agreed.

 

You need that distinguished look like Sam Elliot.

 

There are two paths there -- Elliott is on the cowboy mustache turnoff, not really distinguished. Rugged.

Tudsy has no hope of that. His best bet is a cropped/stylish go. 

My fear is he ends up looking more like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite than Magnum from the PI.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

There are two paths there -- Elliott is on the cowboy mustache turnoff, not really distinguished. Rugged.

Tudsy has no hope of that. His best bet is a cropped/stylish go. 

My fear is he ends up looking more like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite than Magnum from the PI.

Deffo ordering a 'Vote For Turdseye' T-Shirt now.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

56 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Long hair and facial hair is always a winner. However, short hair and moustaches can look brilliant.

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Can we agree that is not a proper tash?

 

That is like an ethnic grandma - which is exactly what I fear here.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Can we agree that is not a proper tash?

 

That is like an ethnic grandma - which is exactly what I fear here.

 

Ethnic? Midge Ure is Scottish.

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Can we agree that is not a proper tash?

 

That is like an ethnic grandma - which is exactly what I fear here.

 

Of course it’s a proper moustache, it’s a pencil moustache. They’re ace.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Midge Ure is Scottish.

 

If Tudsy showed up like that folks would say "Ure gonna need a Midge more on that caterpillar to pass".

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Of course it’s a proper moustache, it’s a pencil moustache. They’re ace.

 

Yea but the kid is asking if he can pull off a tash - he has no hope of owning that.

My fear is he can't get a proper one up and running in the time allowed.

[Captain Turdseye]

I could have done it today, easily. I’m not asking if I can pull it off, I’m making a statement of intent. 
 

My facial hair is more ginger than grey and I’ll be rocking it with my regular short back and sides. I don’t give a fuck. 

[easytoslip]

 

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Nobody here got the minerals to grow and wear a proper moustache? The GF used to be all masculine and sophisticated and shit. Now you’re all soft as shite. 

[easytoslip]

Whacko fuck all wrong with a moustache on the right face but not on one of those cunts that wear make up too.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

There's two new barmen in my local that are both South African and both look like a ginger Paul Rutherford out of Frankie Goes To Hollywood. I can't remember which one is which and when they are both working it looks like a gay bar. 

 

If you drink in there then it definitely is one. 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Nobody here got the minerals to grow and wear a proper moustache? The GF used to be all masculine and sophisticated and shit. Now you’re all soft as shite. 

 

Done it man - the full Tom Selleck. 

 

Let me get this straight - you are thinking at some point you are going to sport a ginger Hitler?

[easytoslip]

Always had one though crew cut level so its barely noticable but ive had it so long it's still ginger through rimming.

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

Always had one though crew cut level so its barely noticable but ive had it so long it's still ginger through rimming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Proper response:

 

"Come again?"