Help with a new band name

[Carvalho Diablo]

After almost 20 years, my band has parted company with our singer (and my best mate), and decided to try a fresh start.

 

In addition to a new singer, we thought that a new name is a must.

 

Well, we've got a few ideas for names but we can't seem to agree, so help us out, cast your vote, and / or suggest something completely new.

 

Cheers.

[paddyberger15]

The Bastard Squad.

[Trumo]

In the absence of Sitting On A Cactus, I chose Jizzhammer.

[Lurtz]

And in the absence of Smeg and the Heads I've gone with Tuco.

 

You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

[Closer To God]

Next to Nothing.

 

Don't know why, but that's a great band name.

[cochyn]

Death Wasp.

 

I'm amazed no-one's taken this to global superstardom before now..

 

Edit: Dunno about The Masticators. Could be either a Cud tribute band or a herd of cows.

[theghost]

Jizzhammer.

[Fugitive]

Hells lesbians.

[Jim MM]

I like Tuco too.

"I get dressed, I kill 'em all. I'll be right back"

[Jennings]

Jennings and the Jenningations?

[Malarkey]

Diablo and the Bastards.

[Remmie]

Premature Jackson

[moof]

Can i use jizzhammer if you don't?

[halewood pete]

johnny and the sharpshites ?

[Malarkey]

The Semen.

[Alan Sex]

Mike Hunt and the 3 cocks at once.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

How about JAB ( just another band ). You could have a hypodermic needle as your logo.

[razor]

Beware!

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I have this on 12".

 

And also used to frequent the above club.

 

PS I like Tuco. Promotional material will be a doddle.

[RedinSweden]

Ludvig van Basshoven.

[diamondjoe]

I've always liked Brian Johnson's Flat caps as a name.

Or you are welcome to use a name of an old band of mine- niall nipples and the monks of nauseousness.

Either works.

[Uncle_Meat]

Percy Simmonds and his lactating yoghurts.

 

Everyone loves yakult, except for Tim.

 

Tezzy one ball and the bellswingers.

[RedinSweden]

Twathammer

[paddyberger15]

Rod Hull the cunt isn't laughing now.

Destry Hampton and the Siberian Hounds from hell.

Honourable Arrex Woo is off the ale.

 

Any of them three.

[RedinSweden]

Jizzfling

[Trumo]

Sphincter Cannon

Hidden Chorizo

Mong Props

Lurch And The Doorbells

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