The world of a woman.

[General Dryness]

Unless you're dying of a heart attack in the Taj Mahal curry house...

 

in which case, there's a chance they might get there.

 

Best move would be to try and crawl next door to Daves Fish 'n Chips. Survival guaranteed.

[Trumo]

Fucks sake. If I had a lung hanging out, and the fucker who turned up to save my life didn't know the capital of Iceland, they could fuck off. I'd sooner die like a stray dog in the street.

 

There is an old joke or anecdote about this to the effect of the answer being 'I'.

[General Dryness]

There is an old joke or anecdote about this to the effect of the answer being 'I'.

 

Theres no I in team, but theres an I in Iceland. Thats why they're fucked. Too many maverick lone wolves rolling about on deck like loose cannons.

[sh#t waffle]

I heard some really irritating PR woman at work extolling the virtues of The Big Bang Theory the other day:

 

"It's got to be the smartest sitcom of all time. What I like about it is that it makes you think as well as making you laugh. You actually have to know quite a bit about physics to get it."

[General Dryness]

I heard some really irritating PR woman at work extolling the virtues of The Big Bang Theory the other day:

 

"It's got to be the smartest sitcom of all time. What I like about it is that it makes you think as well as making you laugh. You actually have to know quite a bit about physics to get it."

 

Punch her in the head. Fucking unfunny cunts. Bazinga indeed.

 

Cunt who worked here (since left, no loss) used to bang on about it. When I pointed out how shit it is, his defence was "I only really watch it for the fit women". Really? I watch pornography to see fit women, and the upside is I don't have to watch some unfunny cunts mincing around being unfunny.

[moof]

The Big Bang theory is pretty funny to be fair

[Unrighteous]

I heard some really irritating PR woman at work extolling the virtues of The Big Bang Theory the other day:

 

"It's got to be the smartest sitcom of all time. What I like about it is that it makes you think as well as making you laugh. You actually have to know quite a bit about physics to get it."

 

 

What the fuck? 

[General Dryness]

The Big Bang theory is pretty funny to be fair

 

It isn't though, is it.

[Unrighteous]

It isn't though, is it.

 

Yeah, it's funny.

 

 

However, it's so fucking complex that the physics course that I took in University is the only reason get it...

 

 

Seriously, what in the actual fuck?  Is that woman fucking retarded or something?

[General Dryness]

Yeah, it's funny.

 

 

However, it's so fucking complex that the physics course that I took in University is the only reason get it...

 

 

Seriously, what in the actual fuck?  Is that woman fucking retarded or something?

 

Bazinga.

 

On your knees laughing yet?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Punch her in the head. Fucking unfunny cunts. Bazinga indeed.

 

Cunt who worked here (since left, no loss) used to bang on about it. When I pointed out how shit it is, his defence was "I only really watch it for the fit women". Really? I watch pornography to see fit women, and the upside is I don't have to watch some unfunny cunts mincing around being unfunny.

Soz GD, you don't diss the Big Bamg Tbeory on my watch.

[General Dryness]

Soz GD, you don't diss the Big Bamg Tbeory on my watch.

 

Thats alright mate. Negged for liking it.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Bazinga!

[Bjornebye]

Thats alright mate. Negged for liking it.

 

Negged for not liking it. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bazinga.

 

On your knees laughing yet?

Quoting one word out of context doesn't give the full picture.

 

TBBT is a quirky comedy with side nods to the geeky side of its fans with easy gags and some more complex ones to make scientists feel superior.

 

It's easy watching and mildly amusing, Sunday afternoon TV like friends which you'll watch because it's alright

[Elite]

Quoting one word out of context doesn't give the full picture.

 

TBBT is a quirky comedy with side nods to the geeky side of its fans with easy gags and some more complex ones to make scientists feel superior.

 

It's easy watching and mildly amusing, Sunday afternoon TV like friends which you'll watch because it's alright

Pretty much, worth watching if there is nothing else on and you've already had a wank.

[md1892]

Its painfully unfunny, and yes I do understand  "most" of the Physics "jokes"

[billypilgrimnz]

TBBT is total shit.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Girl in work's dad mistakingly text her saying 'avb sacked', she burst into tears mis reading it thinking it said/meant 'av been sacked', needless to say, my face, and my palm, were in alignment.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Its painfully unfunny, and yes I do understand  "most" of the Physics "jokes"

 

 

I can't bare it, thank fuck I don't get the physics jokes, jokes about physics yeah ?? BRILLIANT, it's generally the student types who make me destet it, ordering little sheldon bobble heads whilst sitting in chinos and vans, no, no, no.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I like the Big Bang theory, not the greatest not the worst. I wouldn't go out my way to watch it but if its on I will and its made me laugh plenty of times. You get the impression many think every tv show should be groundbreaking. Most tv is shite some watchable a smaller amount good and a tiny percent brilliant.

[Acid]

My brother was giving me a lift to the train station yesterday. He was driving my sisters Ford Fiesta and we were comparing my brothers old Fiesta, his current Focus, and my sisters Fiesta when his girlfriend who was in the back seat asked what year this Fiesta was. 

 

Rob: One year newer than my car, one year older than yours.

 

Meg: Weird how different this is to my car but it's only one year older.

 

Rob: What?

 

Meg: The interior is well different.

 

Rob: You drive a Vauxhall Corsa.

[Bjornebye]

Big bang theory is funny. laid back humour and Kaley Kuoko is fit

 

Rules of Engagement is boss too. 

 

Frasier is the best american sitcom though 

[Trumo]

Frasier is the best american sitcom though 

 

Thanks to Chris Rock, the theme song about tossed salads and scrambled eggs takes on a whole new meaning.

[VladimirIlyich]

The Big Bang Theory is shite. Close thread.