The world of a woman.

[Bjornebye]

She is watching something on the telly where they are in stratford upon avon and asked me where it was, i said the midlands somewhere and she looks on google maps and goes "I didn't know birmingham was in the midlands? i thought it was up north" 

[Trumo]

She is watching something on the telly where they are in stratford upon avon and asked me where it was, i said the midlands somewhere and she looks on google maps and goes "I didn't know birmingham was in the midlands? i thought it was up north" 

 

I suppose from where you are, nearly everything is up north. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

As a general rule, song lyrics and geography have no place in a woman's brain.

[ZonkoVille77]

Bird in work today..

 

Her "Told you not to put tomatoes near my food I hate them.

 

Me "But you eat pizza, that has tomato sauce on it?! As does the bolonese sauce you had last week

 

Her "That's different.

 

Wtf

[Bjornebye]

Bird in work today..

 

Her "Told you not to put tomatoes near my food I hate them.

 

Me "But you eat pizza, that has tomato sauce on it?! As does the bolonese sauce you had last week

 

Her "That's different.

 

Wtf

 

Seems like a pretty close relationship though? Why were your tomatoes near her food? why do you know what she eats? 

 

Have you? 

[General Dryness]

Seems like a pretty close relationship though? Why were your tomatoes near her food? why do you know what she eats? 

 

Have you? 

 

Would you? Are you going to? Can any of us if you're not interested? What time does she knock off?

[ZonkoVille77]

Seems like a pretty close relationship though? Why were your tomatoes near her food? why do you know what she eats?

 

Have you?

We have a small shared kitchen in work plus she sits next to me. I literally had my tomatoes on the counter about a foot from her grub. Weird bint.

 

Would I? Yup. Did I? Nope. This dude is happily married.

[Trumo]

We have a small shared kitchen in work plus she sits next to me. I literally had my tomatoes on the counter about a foot from her grub. Weird bint.

 

Would I? Yup. Did I? Nope. This dude is happily married.

 

Euphemisms ahoy.

[Alan Sex]

I put my sausage and plums up on the table next to her taco, and asked whether she would care for some delicious home made mayo.

[Anubis]

Any votes for a chatting (middle-aged) shit thread, then?

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/user/53828-champ/

[ZonkoVille77]

Euphemisms ahoy.

haha. Brilliant. I should be more careful in future.

[Champ]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/user/53828-champ/

Sorry, mate, not in the mood

[Bjornebye]

We have a small shared kitchen in work plus she sits next to me. I literally had my tomatoes on the counter about a foot from her grub. Weird bint.

 

Would I? Yup. Did I? Nope. This dude is happily married.

 

Brilliant. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

"Can we use 125ml of your whisky for the ham glaze?"

 

"You don't fucking cook with single malt love."

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

when was this golden age of the GF that everybody goes on about,I'd love to know?

Isnt the GF about non round ball topics anyway so basically anything goes?

All this moaning about better days fits in with the thread because it sounds like old women moaning.

If you dont like what you reading either ignore it or create your own topics on what you like,problem solved.

I suggest HRT would suit a few men also.

[Sugar Ape]

Yeah, the point that you seem to be missing is topics are being created like this one, then getting hijacked to talk about biscuits and it's the same inane middle aged ramblings across the forum, and not just from Champ.

 

I'm far from the only one who thinks this, you don't like what I'm saying then tough luck.

[VladimirIlyich]

Yeah, the point that you seem to be missing is topics are being created like this one, then getting hijacked to talk about biscuits and it's the same inane middle aged ramblings across the forum, and not just from Champ.

 

I'm far from the only one who thinks this, you don't like what I'm saying then tough luck.

Ditto.

Theres an ignore function if you arent happy with us middle aged farts that can easily be used too.

Feel free to start your posts on raves,techno and miley cyrus if you wish.

[Sugar Ape]

Er no, I'll say what I want, when I want, and that includes pointing out when cringeworthy banter is spoiling the forum, thanks anyway.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Er no, I'll say what I want, when I want, and that includes pointing out when cringeworthy banter is spoiling the forum, thanks anyway.

Miserable fucker.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Bird in work today..

Her "Told you not to put tomatoes near my food I hate them.

Me "But you eat pizza, that has tomato sauce on it?! As does the bolonese sauce you had last week

Her "That's different.

Wtf

And there's fuck all wrong with this either. Tomato purée, ketchup, passata etc, nowt wrong.

 

Actual tomatoes, whole, sliced, sun dried etc. vile little bastards.

[Trumo]

Er...to try and bring this thread back on track I'll leave you with this:

 

[Trumo]

And add this:

 

[Trumo]

And this:

 

[Trumo]

And of course this.

 

[Kevin D]

when was this golden age of the GF that everybody goes on about,I'd love to know?

Isnt the GF about non round ball topics anyway so basically anything goes?

All this moaning about better days fits in with the thread because it sounds like old women moaning.

If you dont like what you reading either ignore it or create your own topics on what you like,problem solved.

I suggest HRT would suit a few men also.

 

 

I don't want to attribute the GF's decline solely to 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.