The world of a woman.

[Furmedge]

I mentioned a girl in work a couple of pages back who treated herself to eating half a birthday cake because she'd been "super good" over the weekend. She must have had a fantastic weekend this week because she's polished off a bag of Cadbury Twirl bites and is halfway through a family mix bag of Malteser Bunnies.

She went fucking mental this afternoon because somebody took and handful of the jellies she bought for herself.

[Harry Squatter]

Was in Leeds yesterday and two women in their office were going on about having to go to the soap works in Manchester. They were both moaning about how much of a hassle it is to get there.

 

One woman who was about 7 months pregnant said she was going to drive because that was easier than getting a train and tram. She said she didn't want to stand up.the whole way. Her male colleague reminded her that she could book a train seat in advance and it's only a short walk within Victoria station to the tram. This was far too much hassle so her and another female colleague are getting up at 5am and negotiating motorway traffic then driving round a city they haven't got a clue about getting stressed out and looking to park somewhere because it's too much hassle to get a train and a tram

[tokyojoe]

Was in Leeds yesterday and two women in their office were going on about having to go to the soap works in Manchester. They were both moaning about how much of a hassle it is to get there.

 

One woman who was about 7 months pregnant said she was going to drive because that was easier than getting a train and tram. She said she didn't want to stand up.the whole way. Her male colleague reminded her that she could book a train seat in advance and it's only a short walk within Victoria station to the tram. This was far too much hassle so her and another female colleague are getting up at 5am and negotiating motorway traffic then driving round a city they haven't got a clue about getting stressed out and looking to park somewhere because it's too much hassle to get a train and a tram

The'll enjoy that. It'll give them something to moan about for months.

[Total Longo]

Why didnt you? Its always pretty cold up there in the trossocks.

 

Its lovely and warm up by my trossocks, i can guarantee you that, laddie.

[Furmedge]

Pack of 5 creme eggs she had yesterday. By 11am there was 5 little foil wrappers adorning her desk. Diabetes is just round the corner.

[littletedwest]

Mrs went see doctor earlier. Before she could say anything he told her get on scales then told her she'd put weight on.

So hard not laugh especially when he said it could be a tablet she was taking and she said it may be ice cream as she's eating a lot at minute

[Guest]

[bigbak]

 

Would

[VladimirIlyich]

Would

Wood.

[PestiRed]

Today's statement on the ongoing baby name debate

 

"It would be much easier if you died before the baby was born. Or maybe just an accident that put you in a coma so that I could register the name and you couldn't say anything"

 

Feeling frightened

[VladimirIlyich]

Today's statement on the ongoing baby name debate

 

"It would be much easier if you died before the baby was born. Or maybe just an accident that put you in a coma so that I could register the name and you couldn't say anything"

 

Feeling frightened

Oh dear. At least Fowlers Gods kids will be able to laugh at another kids name for a change!

[lifetime fan]

Her : I've bought you a present.

Me: Yeah.

Her: Yeah, I bought you 400metres out solar powered fairy lights for the garden.

Me: You mean the fairy lights I've told you I think look tacky as fuck and will have to put up?

Her: You're such an ungrateful prick at times.

[Champ]

Her : I've bought you a present.

Me: Yeah.

Her: Yeah, I bought you 400metres out solar powered fairy lights for the garden.

Me: You mean the fairy lights I've told you I think look tacky as fuck and will have to put up?

Her: You're such an ungrateful prick at times.

4 hundred metres?

[lifetime fan]

4 hundred metres?

Yes!

 

"I thought it said 400 lights".

[cloggypop]

You could write whole sentences out with 400m of fairy lights

[lifetime fan]

You could write whole sentences out with 400m of fairy lights

The length of the entire fencing is less than 90 metres.

 

Thank fuck she bought them in Ranjanis, they'll be cheap as fuck, shit, not work in a fortnight and I can pull it all down.

[Champ]

The length of the entire fencing is less than 90 metres.

 

Thank fuck she bought them in Ranjanis, they'll be cheap as fuck, shit, not work in a fortnight and I can pull it all down.

Have you moved to a country estate?

[lifetime fan]

Have you moved to a country estate?

With 90 metres of fencing???

[Hand Shandy]

You could write whole sentences out with 400m of fairy lights

"I didn't even want these fucking lights you stupid bitch!"

[Champ]

With 90 metres of fencing???

 

I was exaggerating a little but that's still a lot of fencing is it not?

[Special K]

Why do women think you have to do something when you're off work?

 

Can't I sit on my arse watching my Game of Thrones box set all day instead?

[setreal]

[Sputnik1]

Why do women think you have to do something when you're off work?

Can't I sit on my arse watching my Game of Thrones box set all day instead?

Mate of mine that worked shifts used to wake up to a little post it note of jobs he had to do, trips to the shops etc.

 

That was years ago, he said its improved a lot now, he gets them via text.

[lifetime fan]

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[Scott_M]

We've moved house recently from a 2 bed flat to a 4 bed town house. My wife says 'I'd like to be able to enjoy the house, so I'm going to get a cleaner & I'll pay for it'. Fair enough, it's not costing me anything (yet anyway) so knock yourself out. It's the cleaners 1st day today..

 

Me - What you up to this morning?

Her - Cleaning before the cleaner gets here.