What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[stringvest]

14 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've not had one of those for a while, but I always thought they were ok, especially considering it seems it's all cooked in such a small kitchen. The sausage was always decent. The bacon used to be double slices at one time, which were great. I'm not sure it's worth the upgrade in price between premium and first though. 

 

The sausage is the best bit I think - always a proper meaty bastard.  The bread they use for the toast is nice as well.

[Curly]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Sometimes the need to feed a hangover trumps aesthetics. 
 

I devoured this quick smart, and yes they are Richmond sausages. 
 

I award myself 8/10. 
 

 

Best picture of a breakfast you’ve posted yet, mate.

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

 

 

 

Close up of the Lifey toast here, nice.

[Curly]

On 14/01/2024 at 11:27, Dave D said:

In the midst of dishing up I actually pondered how to cut the toast, I felt the triangles added a bit flair on the wings 

 

 

 

 

On 20/01/2024 at 11:07, cloggypop said:

 

Mr Rush over here

 

 

On 20/01/2024 at 14:59, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

What’s the thought on corner to corner sarnies? Just made a couple of chicken salad butties there and cornered the slicing to continue the good fight

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Curly said:

 

 

What’s the thought on corner to corner sarnies? Just made a couple of chicken salad butties there and cornered the slicing to continue the good fight

 

 

You’ve basically made, what had the makings of a decent lunch, inedible. 
 

I showed this photo to my dog. He’s absolutely seething. 
 

He’d probably still eat them but he wouldn’t be happy about it.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Curly said:

 

 

What’s the thought on corner to corner sarnies? Just made a couple of chicken salad butties there and cornered the slicing to continue the good fight

 

 

It’s a cry for help 

[TheHowieLama]

Wrong thread.

 

 

[Dave D]

11 minutes ago, Curly said:

 

 

What’s the thought on corner to corner sarnies? Just made a couple of chicken salad butties there and cornered the slicing to continue the good fight

 

 

 

It elevates it from a simple sandwich to immersive art.

 

Bravo sir

[Curly]

I’m off to the sandwich thread to post it - although I’m pretty sure it’s the same clientele in each, but I’m on a mission from God. The triangle cut belongs to all. The Everyman.

[Captain Willard]

46 minutes ago, Curly said:

I’m off to the sandwich thread to post it - although I’m pretty sure it’s the same clientele in each, but I’m on a mission from God. The triangle cut belongs to all. The Everyman.

No surprise to see some of more militant pro beaners are also anti triangulation. No surprise at all. 

 

[Bob]

On 21/01/2024 at 10:26, YorkshireRed said:

Well, you’ll just have to take my word for it. 

Power cut or just like the excitement of eating in the dark?

[cloggypop]

5 hours ago, Curly said:

 

 

What’s the thought on corner to corner sarnies? Just made a couple of chicken salad butties there and cornered the slicing to continue the good fight

 

 

 

Pretentious cunt 

[DJLJ]

On 20/01/2024 at 13:35, stringvest said:

 

The Avanti West Coast breakfast - typically it was late, so I'd already eaten the toast.

 

3rd portion, must have been good so. No need to pretend it was someone else eating it though, placing the other plates on different aides of the table. Just admit eating all and enjoy it!

[Fugitive]

12 hours ago, Curly said:

 

 

What’s the thought on corner to corner sarnies? Just made a couple of chicken salad butties there and cornered the slicing to continue the good fight

 

 

 

 

[an tha]

20 hours ago, Curly said:

 

 

What’s the thought on corner to corner sarnies? Just made a couple of chicken salad butties there and cornered the slicing to continue the good fight

 

 

You are one sick individual....

[Pete]

On 21/01/2024 at 10:25, YorkshireRed said:

Sometimes the need to feed a hangover trumps aesthetics. 
 

I devoured this quick smart, and yes they are Richmond sausages. 
 

I award myself 8/10. 
 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

The Premier Inn, Manchester Printworks. 

There’s nothing like a good breakfast before what might be a challenging working day on the other side of the hills. 
 

Unfortunately this is nothing like a good breakfast. 
 

5/10.

 

As an aside, there’s loads of room in the breakfast area (maybe because of the food), perhaps thirty free tables. Some cunts have just come in and sat at the table right next to mine. 
 

When I came in I scanned for the table furthest away from other humans like any normal person would/should. 
 

They’ve put me right off my overcooked egg, cold mushrooms, acceptable sausages, tasteless hash browns, and ‘left too long’ beans. 
 

I’m going to steal an apple. That’ll show ‘em. 

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

The Premier Inn, Manchester Printworks. 

There’s nothing like a good breakfast before what might be a challenging working day on the other side of the hills. 
 

Unfortunately this is nothing like a good breakfast. 
 

5/10.

 

As an aside, there’s loads of room in the breakfast area (maybe because of the food), perhaps thirty free tables. Some cunts have just come in and sat at the table right next to mine. 
 

When I came in I scanned for the table furthest away from other humans like any normal person would/should. 
 

They’ve put me right off my overcooked egg, cold mushrooms, acceptable sausages, tasteless hash browns, and ‘left too long’ beans. 
 

I’m going to steal an apple. That’ll show ‘em. 

 

I take it the bacon ran away screaming?

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

I take it the bacon ran away screaming?

Even compared to the rest of it, it looked that bad I gave it a miss. 

[Trumo]

24 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

The Premier Inn, Manchester Printworks. 

There’s nothing like a good breakfast before what might be a challenging working day on the other side of the hills. 
 

Unfortunately this is nothing like a good breakfast. 
 

5/10.

 

As an aside, there’s loads of room in the breakfast area (maybe because of the food), perhaps thirty free tables. Some cunts have just come in and sat at the table right next to mine. 
 

When I came in I scanned for the table furthest away from other humans like any normal person would/should. 
 

They’ve put me right off my overcooked egg, cold mushrooms, acceptable sausages, tasteless hash browns, and ‘left too long’ beans. 
 

I’m going to steal an apple. That’ll show ‘em. 

 

What did it look like before you ate it?

[Bjornebye]

I like the way you referred to yourself as both human and normal in that post then proceeding to demonstrate that you’re anything but. 

[Vector Sigma]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

The Premier Inn, Manchester Printworks. 

There’s nothing like a good breakfast before what might be a challenging working day on the other side of the hills. 
 

Unfortunately this is nothing like a good breakfast. 
 

5/10.

 

As an aside, there’s loads of room in the breakfast area (maybe because of the food), perhaps thirty free tables. Some cunts have just come in and sat at the table right next to mine. 
 

When I came in I scanned for the table furthest away from other humans like any normal person would/should. 
 

They’ve put me right off my overcooked egg, cold mushrooms, acceptable sausages, tasteless hash browns, and ‘left too long’ beans. 
 

I’m going to steal an apple. That’ll show ‘em. 

The most appetising thing on that plate is the shadow of your phone.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I think this must be one of Fuge's

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I think this must be one of Fuge's

 

Must be the breakfast they serve at Dignitas that 

[Carvalho Diablo]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Must be the breakfast they serve at Dignitas that 

It needs some Lifey TLC.