What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Barrington Womble]

Posted from this place before - hotel buffet breakfast in London, but it's so good it's worth posting today's visit..last time it was included with the room. This time £15.95. 

 

I normally hate buffet scrambled eggs, but these are brilliant. As good black pudding as you can get..great sausages, fried eggs as good as it gets in a buffet too and the fried bread was perfectly done but hidden under the egg there. 9.5/10. Half a point knocked off because they're shit at tea and the orange juice isn't great. 

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

The fried egg looks like a prop.

 

How is it possible to "toast" bread but the edges are not?

 

No keys, no conker and fuckin marmite.

 

3/10

[tokyojoe]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

Posted from this place before - hotel buffet breakfast in London, but it's so good it's worth posting today's visit..last time it was included with the room. This time £15.95. 

 

I normally hate buffet scrambled eggs, but these are brilliant. As good black pudding as you can get..great sausages, fried eggs as good as it gets in a buffet too and the fried bread was perfectly done but hidden under the egg there. 9.5/10. Half a point knocked off because they're shit at tea and the orange juice isn't great. 

 

 

 

 

Fucking beans 3/10.

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

Posted from this place before - hotel buffet breakfast in London, but it's so good it's worth posting today's visit..last time it was included with the room. This time £15.95. 

 

I normally hate buffet scrambled eggs, but these are brilliant. As good black pudding as you can get..great sausages, fried eggs as good as it gets in a buffet too and the fried bread was perfectly done but hidden under the egg there. 9.5/10. Half a point knocked off because they're shit at tea and the orange juice isn't great. 

 

 

 

 

The toast looks like someone who’s inappropriately dressed, and not deemed cool enough, to get into a hip bar. 
 

“Not tonight toast”

 

I suppose it could try, fucking off round the corner, smothering itself in jam, then queuing up again. 

[Pidge]

That's what the marmite's for. Nothing better to baselessly convince people that you're relevant than to smother yourself in controversy.

[Spy Bee]

I had an absolute belter in a café in Builth Wells the other day. I also had an epiphany... black pepper is utterly wank on a breakfast, and white pepper is by far the superior condiment. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Posted from this place before - hotel buffet breakfast in London, but it's so good it's worth posting today's visit..last time it was included with the room. This time £15.95. 

 

I normally hate buffet scrambled eggs, but these are brilliant. As good black pudding as you can get..great sausages, fried eggs as good as it gets in a buffet too and the fried bread was perfectly done but hidden under the egg there. 9.5/10. Half a point knocked off because they're shit at tea and the orange juice isn't great. 

 

 

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I had an absolute belter in a café in Builth Wells the other day. I also had an epiphany... black pepper is utterly wank on a breakfast, and white pepper is by far the superior condiment. 

 

 

 

 

[Chip Butty]

A Marmite loveheart! for fucks sake, you bad weirdo. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

A Marmite loveheart! for fucks sake, you bad weirdo. 

It's the perfect thing for the 2nd slice of toast. I think next time I'll put some in the beans..

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

It's the perfect thing for the 2nd slice of toast. I think next time I'll put some in the beans..

[Bob]

Manchester Airport Terminal 3, standard English breakfast - £11.99 for one sausage, 2 bacon, one egg, beans, hash brown and half a mushroom. No drink, no toast.

 

was alright. Obviously a rip off, but still not bad.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester Airport Terminal 3, standard English breakfast - £11.99 for one sausage, 2 bacon, one egg, beans, hash brown and half a mushroom. No drink, no toast.

 

was alright. Obviously a rip off, but still not bad.

 

"I hope this crashes"

 

 

 

[Chip Butty]

If it did go down and that was your last meal, that’s a terrible way to go, Bob. 
 

Preying for you and hope you make it. X 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

43 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester Airport Terminal 3, standard English breakfast - £11.99 for one sausage, 2 bacon, one egg, beans, hash brown and half a mushroom. No drink, no toast.

 

was alright. Obviously a rip off, but still not bad.

Where are you going?

[TheHowieLama]

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Some of them potatoes look raw mate but other than that it looks nice. Should be on the foodie thread not on here though. 

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester Airport Terminal 3, standard English breakfast - £11.99 for one sausage, 2 bacon, one egg, beans, hash brown and half a mushroom. No drink, no toast.

 

was alright. Obviously a rip off, but still not bad.

I don’t even eat eggs but I wouldn’t fucking serve that to someone. 

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Where are you going?

 

Hell, by the looks of it.

[lifetime fan]

21 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Hell, by the looks of it.

Quite right to. 

[Bob]

7 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Where are you going?

Italy. Tagging on to my other half’s holiday (who is tagging onto her friends family holiday) about 2.5 hours drive from Bologna somewhere in the Tuscan mountains. Not long arrived and it’s boss.

[Fugitive]

8 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester Airport Terminal 3, standard English breakfast - £11.99 for one sausage, 2 bacon, one egg, beans, hash brown and half a mushroom. No drink, no toast.

 

was alright. Obviously a rip off, but still not bad.

That’s a cry for help.

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Italy. Tagging on to my other half’s holiday (who is tagging onto her friends family holiday) about 2.5 hours drive from Bologna somewhere in the Tuscan mountains. Not long arrived and it’s boss.

 

You jammy bastard. Best place on Earth. I hope one of them beans was an anthrax capsule. 

[Bob]

Up there with the very worst breakfasts I’ve ever had.

 

Full Irish, Brambles Cafe in Dublin Heuston train station. 

£12.95 including 7 item breakfast, coffee and toast.

 

Mushrooms were cold. Stoke cold. That’s a typo but an apt one.

egg started being cooked yesterday. Only the bacon and the toast were ok.

[TheHowieLama]

We have learned today that our resident bean hater is a marmite fan - looking at you @Remmie

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

We have learned today that our resident bean hater is a marmite fan - looking at you @Remmie

There is no secret regarding this, I have started Marmite threads. 

 

Marmite is the food of gods and I pity you Yanks in that you didn't get to grow up with this amazing foodstuff.

 

I enjoy getting enraged with youtube clips of Americans tasting it and being disgusted after thinking it's a sweet spread and nailing a spoonful.