Wanking into socks?

[odris]

Pamela Handerson

 

Oh Simon you are so clever and strong.

[AL66GOLF]

Funny thread.

I am surprised that there is only 13 yes (35%) but 24 no (65%). I would have thought that it should be much greater than 50% yes

Either a lot of people who should be in the yes camp have not voted or the No's have clicked on the wrong box!

[Kevin D]

I'm in stiches here.

[RJ Fan club]

I'm in stiches here.

 

Have you been darning your socks and feel frisky?

[Byrnie]

When i was in my teens i had a sock you could have used to hammer nails with it was spunked into that often.

I never washed them though that's pure filth.Have to say i don't believe the percentages on the poll.Think a private poll would have gotten a more accurate response.

[Malarkey]

Classy.

 

That's only if youre wearing an Armani, Hugo Boss or a Lacoste sock.

[Herp McDerp]

The words friction and burn come to mind.

 

 

Edit: Oi, whoever created the poll, how the fuck could someone accidentaly wank into a sock? Of course its going to be fucking deliberate.

[The Dude Abides]

Yep, i'm sure i only got he idea from watching American Pie so it was a novelty for a while there after that. Would have to be a sock with thin material though, you'd be there all fucking day with those thick ones otherwise.

[Alan Sex]

Yep, i'm sure i only got he idea from watching American Pie so it was a novelty for a while there after that. Would have to be a sock with thin material though, you'd be there all fucking day with those thick ones otherwise.

 

Nah, it would be just like shagging your mum.

[The Special One]

Shocking.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

All my socks have holes in them so I hardly see the point, it would be like wearing a balaclava to stop getting jizzed in the face, er or something like that anyway. Oh yeah, gaping big holes they are aswell.

[Joe Le Taxi]

The GF never ceases to amaze me.

 

Fuck off RobbieOR stalking my posts with shit negs.

[Malarkey]

I'm so tall I've wanked into a wind sock.

But not a normal sock. Didn't ask this once before?

 

That's just stupid. You're manjuice could just dribble out of the hole at the end. Poor show, Thants.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Shocking.

 

I suppose that is the obvious womans alternative, still they're a bit thin arnt they ?? silk ones naturally.

[odris]

Fuck off RobbieOR stalking my posts with shit negs.

 

Do not worry Lewis, Robbie bORe will pay for his negs, oh yes he will.

[Pope]

I used to have a designated Wank Sock.

 

My crusty white Umbro!

[Wor Horse]

My room is like sock mountain.

[Juniper]

Bollocks to that.

 

If rather stick my feet in them than my member. Why ruin a good pair of socks?.

 

Always carry a spare on me when away at the weekends, mind. Love the feel of a new pair of socks, three times a day.

 

As for making love to them? Nah, I'd rather not.

[stevebaby]

I'm wearing a sock on my cock right now, just in case I feel like a wank.

I regularly wear a "cocksock". It reduces temperature-induced shrinkage,it's handy for spontaneous wanking and it thrills the ladies at the beach.

Sound penile hygiene really.

[stevebaby]

I used to have a designated Wank Sock.

Did you have a pet name for it,like "sockie" or "sockums"?

[Remmie]

My mate wanks into his Wife's socks sometimes and she usually doesn't notice until it's too late.

 

I tried to shag a bird once with a sock on my knob because i never had any jonnys. She told me that if i never had a jonny i wasnt gettin it. It was late and i was in the middle of some Spanish resort. I grabbed one of my socks slipped it onto my dick and tried to slip it in. I was pissed like and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

She felt it straight away and she looked at me... she was laffin like... until she seen my face and i was deadly serious!

She got pissed off and turned over and went to sleep... i just knocked one out onto her back... ahhhhhhhh... to be 18 again!

Who said romance was dead?

[Wor Horse]

Always carry a spare on me when away at the weekends, mind. Love the feel of a new pair of socks, three times a day.

 

You're queer.

Did you have a pet name for it,like "sockie" or "sockums"?

 

Mine's called Jeanette.

[kingkenny78]

One of the obvious advantages of the designated wank sock is that should an intruder enter your house through the night you have a ready made blunt instrument to hand.

 

With the added bonus that it cannot be construed as a weapon in court in the same way as say, a baseball bat. Offensive yes. A weapon no.

 

'A burglar was found beaten to death today with a wank sock'

[Juniper]

 

You're queer.

.

 

Fancy a bum then?.

[The-Sir]

I wore a glove on my willy for TLW paintball last year to stop any erroneous cock-shots.

 

After the game I went to retrieve said glove and lo-and-behold - it had vanished. It seems I have magic testicles.