Wanking into socks?

[Wor Horse]

Some girl I'm sort of seeing but don't really know yet (fingers crossed like) stayed over last night and slept in my bed, wake up totally fucked this morning and say to her did you have a good sleep?

 

She goes yeah but I've dropped me blackberry down the side of the bed and can't reach it, I know what's down the side of my bed so make my excuses and she goes downstairs to talk to me ma, cue me then rushing to move the bed and retrieve her BB from about 13 rigid hard as fuck fila training socks.

 

Felt a bit guilty like giving her a bell tonight knowing what she was putting near her ear but fuck it hopefully she has to learn to get used to it.

[Alan Sex]

Some girl I'm sort of seeing but don't really know yet (fingers crossed like) stayed over last night and slept in my bed, wake up totally fucked this morning and say to her did you have a good sleep?

 

She goes yeah but I've dropped me blackberry down the side of the bed and can't reach it, I know what's down the side of my bed so make my excuses and she goes downstairs to talk to me ma, cue me then rushing to move the bed and retrieve her BB from about 13 rigid hard as fuck fila training socks.

 

Felt a bit guilty like giving her a bell tonight knowing what she was putting near her ear but fuck it hopefully she has to learn to get used to it.

 

Wanking into FILA socks??? You fucking nasty whore. Have you no dignity?

[Wor Horse]

I won't wear them.

 

Fila's gay.

[Carvalho Diablo]

You won't fuckin believe this !

 

I work with this guys cousin...

 

Man performed sex act in van - Hartlepool Mail

 

His cousin took the huff when I asked her whether Police scene of crime officers (SOCO !!!) had the unenviable task of gathering the evidence !

[BatChainPuller]

I wore a glove on my willy for TLW paintball last year to stop any erroneous cock-shots.

 

After the game I went to retrieve said glove and lo-and-behold - it had vanished. It seems I have magic testicles.

 

Crystal balls - you can see what's coming.

[Pope]

You won't fuckin believe this !

 

I work with this guys cousin...

 

Man performed sex act in van - Hartlepool Mail

 

His cousin took the huff when I asked her whether Police scene of crime officers (SOCO !!!) had the unenviable task of gathering the evidence !

 

Haha legend!

[Johnni]

Felt a bit guilty like giving her a bell tonight knowing what she was putting near her ear but fuck it hopefully she has to learn to get used to it.

 

You gonna be wanking into her ear?

As for the Fila socks *tuts*

[Rafa_The_Gaffa]

I voted yes. I proudly admit that i have came in a few socks - One of them was my mates and to this day he still doesnt know !

[lifetime fan]

Yep done the sock.

 

Also sat on my hand until it went numb so it felt like someone else knocking one off for me.

[kevplest]

i usually wank 2 pics of celeb women in high heels myself

[Carvalho Diablo]

i usually wank 2 pics of celeb women in high heels myself

 

A promising start my friend.

 

Tell me - Bounty bar, 1 bar or 2 ? Which part of Natwich are you from ?

 

Welcome to the GF.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

i fucked a dyslexic girl the other night, it was going well till she started cooking my sock.

[Rex Banner]

The whole sock thing is stupid, American pie made it seem like that's what everyone does but it's not. Why ruin socks when you can just grab a clump of toilet paper. Are people cuming so hard when wanking that they need a sock to contain it? If so I feel inadequate.

Anyway I use a fleshlight now, it's like a really expensive sock.

[Kevin D]

Monty's indignation was priceless.

[TheBitch]

 

Pamela Handerson

 

Hahaha.

[brucespanner]

i usually wank 2 pics of celeb women in high heels myself

 

This was the weird cunt that posted a load of gay porn and ugly cunts in my divine Ginger thread, proper cracks of society type thundercunt.

[bouncebrigade]

That's like a rhetorical question.

[Joe Le Taxi]

The GF never ceases to amaze me.

 

How 3 years makes a difference...

 

I need to change my poll answer.

[jonnybastard]

I once transfered a fungal infection by wanking into a sock. I was worried I'd caught scrapie at first, but thankfully it was just a touch of athletes cock.

[Joe Le Taxi]

Kevplest inboxed me saying he wanks to Miley Cyrus' feet when she was underage.

[Kevin D]

On 05/05/2009 at 18:30, Stu Monty said:

 

WHAT THE FUCK?

 

You don't even bother to get another sock? You take one off your feet and leave yourself with one sock?

 

This is some seriously brutal shit, right here.

 

I think this was the first time I explained to someone in the real world that I post on forums and they needed to see this.

[Kevin D]

On 05/05/2009 at 18:08, She Knows It said:

One of my exes used to do it regularly and, too scared to put them in the wash in case his mum discovered them, would lash them out of the window onto the roof of next door's shed.

 

One day we were walking along the road when he suddenly stuck his hand into the pocket of his jacket, pulled something out and stuffed it into a hedge we were passing. I asked what it was and he said "It's a smeggy sock. My Mum's started asking why half my socks are on Norma's roof, so I've got to find somewhere else to get rid of them".

 

Yeah.

 

Yeah, it doesn't get better than that, folks.

[KMD7]

On 30/08/2010 at 20:46, lifetime fan said:

Yep done the sock.

 

Also sat on my hand until it went numb so it felt like someone else knocking one off for me.

 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

 

Haha, first thing I thought when I read that.

[Rico1304]

It’s how I got barred from M&S.