The drunk thread.

[Spy Bee]

I'm kind of scared of extended periods of not drinking, because I think if I did a month I'd never bother again and I don't want to be that person!

[Croque Monsieur]

The epitome of poofterishness.

Especially when one considers the username and avatar.

 

Though the American 'Budweiser', to which we all know Duff is a thinly-veiled reference, is complete and utter piss water.

[Croque Monsieur]

I'm kind of scared of extended periods of not drinking, because I think if I did a month I'd never bother again and I don't want to be that person!

I do the January off the ale thing.

 

I feel great, but by the end of the month I'm absolutely gasping for a pint - the first one is the purest ambrosia.

[Spy Bee]

I do the January off the ale thing.

 

I feel great, but by the end of the month I'm absolutely gasping for a pint - the first one is the purest ambrosia.

I also read earlier that demand is out stripping supply of wine, so best drink it while we have some left.

[Croque Monsieur]

I also read earlier that demand is out stripping supply of wine, so best drink it while we have some left.

I like wine, but I can live without it.

 

However, should a great calamity befall the world's barley crop then I reserve the right to go survivalist-style crazy and stockpile beer.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I like wine, but I can live without it.

 

However, should a great calamity befall the world's barley crop then I reserve the right to go survivalist-style crazy and stockpile beer.

Could you imagine?

 

Shudders.

[Duff Man]

I'm kind of scared of extended periods of not drinking, because I think if I did a month I'd never bother again and I don't want to be that person!

 

 

That's sort of what happened, actually. I used to fucking love having a good drink, but then had a month or so off as I felt I was hitting it too hard and just never get the urge anymore.

[Spy Bee]

That's sort of what happened, actually. I used to fucking love having a good drink, but then had a month or so off as I felt I was hitting it too hard and just never get the urge anymore.

Are you totally off it?

[Duff Man]

I'm not teetotal, but I just never get the urge to have a drink so it very rarely happens. I went to a wedding recently and didn't have a drop. It's a bit worrying to be fair.

[Spy Bee]

I'm not teetotal, but I just never get the urge to have a drink so it very rarely happens. I went to a wedding recently and didn't have a drop. It's a bit worrying to be fair.

Are your balls shrinking?

 

Nah, I know where you're coming from. I kind of wonder what's the point? But, bI do love a couple of beers, my problem is that I can't have a couple if I go out, I have to have ten+. If I stay in, or don't drink at all I don't miss it. 

[Duff Man]

Yeah I used to be like that. I'd intend to go out for a couple then get home 24 hours later in an absolute mess wondering what the fuck had happened.

 

The weird thing is it's not conscious. I'm not trying to stay off it or anything, I just never feel like having a drink. Fucked up.

[Spy Bee]

Yeah I used to be like that. I'd intend to go out for a couple then get home 24 hours later in an absolute mess wondering what the fuck had happened.

 

The weird thing is it's not conscious. I'm not trying to stay off it or anything, I just never feel like having a drink. Fucked up.

Oh don't get me wrong, I don't like being steaming, I can always look after myself, but I just like to carry on, and if I get to my third pint I'm having ten unless the bell rings. I had about 10 days without a drink recently and I honestly think if I did 30 days I'd really think about not drinking again. But who wants to be that boring?

[SlugTrail]

I'm kind of scared of extended periods of not drinking, because I think if I did a month I'd never bother again and I don't want to be that person!

I can easily go a month without drinking, I don't drink at home, but when I do drink I drink to the extreme(a blow out if you will). I do love a drink still, just don't see it as a way of unwinding, I use it as a treat for when I go out.

[Bjornebye]

How long before you two are locked in a 69?

[Spy Bee]

How long before you two are locked in a 69?

What you on about?

[Ian Sea]

I've done 2 weeks off the ale and am dying for a pint. 3 day bender coming up though, starting on Thursday.

[Captain Turdseye]

What you on about?

It's a position in which two people are able to give each other oral sex at the same time. Do they not have them in Wales?

[Spy Bee]

It's a position in which two people are able to give each other oral sex at the same time. Do they not have them in Wales?

Well, it's sheeple in Wales.

 

I knew what he was suggesting, but not sure who to and why?

[Captain Turdseye]

He's insinuating that you want to suck off Duff Man. Do you want to suck off Duff Man? Are there any other volunteers to suck off Duff Man? Anyone?

[Spy Bee]

He's insinuating that you want to suck off Duff Man. Do you want to suck off Duff Man? Are there any other volunteers to suck off Duff Man? Anyone?

Why? Because we interacted on a forum? The forum would be a bit fucked if people didn't interact, that's kind of the point of a forum isn't it?

[Captain Turdseye]

You wanna suck me off now too? Fuck sake. Just make it quick, I've got stuff to do.

[stringvest]

I had some chums around yesterday afternoon for some drinking and mild hell raising which ended at 3am.  I've just had to eat 3 left over burgers to restore my equilibrium.  

[PestiRed]

3 burger hangover?

 

I salute you, sir

[Bjornebye]

Well, it's sheeple in Wales.

 

I knew what he was suggesting, but not sure who to and why?

 

Jesus mate I was only kidding. Now you just seem guilty. 

[Spy Bee]

Jesus mate I was only kidding. Now you just seem guilty. 

I didn't even know if you were talking to me. I just thought it was a bit of a random comment. Put yeah I want to suck all your cocks obvs.