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The Desert Island Thread

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Section_31 Grand Master

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In keeping with the 'top 10' threads...

 

You are marooned to a desert island and can take an unlimited amount of your fave food and drink with you.

The woman can't be your bird and the mate can't be anyone you know, you're talking celeb land basically...

 

Assume the island has a DVD and CD player too, assume it all gentlemen..

 

None of these things 'have' to be your favourite as such, but could also have an element of helping to make your plight a bit more fun or easy to live with, for instance with mine the Sinatra would help me chill and Bob would have me in stitches - but also be none threatening enough to get in the way of me and Denise

 

 

 

DRINK: Kronenberg

FOOD: Chinese Chicken

BIRD: Denis Van Outen

MATE: Bob Mortimer

FILM: Goodfellas

TV Boxset: Sopranos season-2

CD: Frank Sinatra, greatest hits.

'Other Item': A mirror

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jacco maccaco Rising Star

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DRINK: Glenmorangie

FOOD: Sunday Roast...on demand

BIRD: Nigella Lawson ( See above )

MATE: Ray Mears

FILM: Castaway ( For when Ray and Nigella have fucked off and left me )

TV Boxset: Heroes

CD: Moon Safari, Air ( To relax me as I'm now alone )

'Other Item': Satellite Phone

 

Am I the only one who thinks Ray Mears is a little bit sinister ?

Like if your out in the wilds with him and push came to shove, you'd be on the menu?

 

No just my imagination then.

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rondeco Veteran

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In keeping with the 'top 10' threads...

 

You are marooned to a desert island and can take an unlimited amount of your fave food and drink with you.

The woman can't be your bird and the mate can't be anyone you know, you're talking celeb land basically...

 

Assume the island has a DVD and CD player too, assume it all gentlemen..

 

None of these things 'have' to be your favourite as such, but could also have an element of helping to make your plight a bit more fun or easy to live with, for instance with mine the Sinatra would help me chill and Bob would have me in stitches - but also be none threatening enough to get in the way of me and Denise

 

 

 

DRINK: Kronenberg

FOOD: Chinese Chicken

BIRD: Denis Van Outen

MATE: Bob Mortimer

FILM: Goodfellas

TV Boxset: Sopranos season-2

CD: Frank Sinatra, greatest hits.

'Other Item': A mirror

 

OOH Sailor!!

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cochyn Mentor

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DRINK: Bockles of 1982 Barolo.

FOOD: Roast Lamb, mint sauce an' all the veggies.

BIRD: A young Madeleine Stowe.

MATE: Bruce Parry ('Tribe' bloke)

FILM: Withnail & I

TV Boxset: The Wire, Season 3

CD: Love, Forever Changes

'Other Item': Unending sketch book & pencil.

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Unrighteous Grand Master

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DRINK: Water. Dehydration for the lose.

FOOD: I'd probably want steak. Mmmm.

BIRD: Someone young, fit, and intelligent/interesting. Don't need a celeb.

MATE: My amigo Kyle... He'll undoubtably bring the vodka.

FILM: Tough call... I'd pick one of my favs at random.

TV Boxset: Complete series of Entourage

CD: Bowie, Greatest hits.

'Other Item': My fav book.

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DRINK: Stella

FOOD: home made chicken pot pie

BIRD: Ally Landry

MATE: George Carlin

FILM: Top Gun

TV Boxset: Simpsons

CD: Dave Matthews Band- Best of Whats Around Vol. 1

'Other Item': Toothbrush

 

is that so you can talk to her about AC Slater and his pooing techniques?

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CrouchieBoy Proficient

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Isn't it like 3% over there or something & it comes in little wee cans?

 

Muy second choice would be Peroni I think.

 

haven't ever heard of it at 3%. Its at 5% from what I know (which isnt much on Bud). Whats a week little can tho? just had a Bud pint last Friday at the girlfriends pad

 

is that so you can talk to her about AC Slater and his pooing techniques?

 

of course!

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