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Also, as if I'd ever refer to that toerag Seraf as a leg.

 

He's not playing, you know why? He was in a scooter accident in Milan! I'm not kidding, how Italian is that!! He was probably slapping some bird's arse on a drive by, or sticking a penknife in a tourists arse cheek. Or maybe he hurt himself throwing it off the top tier at the San Siro.

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Also, as if I'd ever refer to that toerag Seraf as a leg.

 

He's not playing, you know why? He was in a scooter accident in Milan! I'm not kidding, how Italian is that!! He was probably slapping some bird's arse on a drive by, or sticking a penknife in a tourists arse cheek. Or maybe he hurt himself throwing it off the top tier at the San Siro.

 

Caught laughing in work as I read this, had to explain who Seraf was and the history of Italian football to a couple of people.

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If we could get 6 v 6 on that small pitch it would be class. You see a lot more of the ball and you have to be a little bit smarter using the ball. I enjoy the 8 v 8, but there are times when you don't much of the ball and there is the temptation to go long with it too often, especially when your team are under the cosh.

 

I thought Rene was good yesterday, he is very strong for somebody so light, like an ant. Pierre was in his element bombing on from deep, I have told him he isn't allowed further than spitting distance from his own goal, but will he fuck listen to me.

 

I wish Dave would fuck that picture off he has posted.

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