What is the stupidest thing you've eaten..

[Stouffer]

..whilst drunk.

 

Came home leathered one night a proceeded to eat a scotch pie from the fridge. The fucker was still frozen having only recently come out of the freezer. Hangovers re-inforced by food poisoning are not fun kids.

 

On a similar note my old man used to come home from the boozer and put frozen chips in the chip-pan for about 2 minutes before consuming.

[Owen]

I know someone who got back and started frying pasta. She then got really pissed off when someone pointed out that it wouldn't work.

[Remmie]

My ex bosses party trick was to go into a crowded mens room, fish out the urinal cakes and eat them

[dirty_sanchez]

I was on a stag weekend last weekend and after eating a large zinger tower burger meal (one large chicken burger, one large fries, and half a litre of Pepsi) I was dared to eat as many Walnut Whips as I could. I managed 10, but felt very very sick for the rest of the day.

[Remmie]

I tried to eat an onion the size of my fist raw. I don't advise it, it bloody hurts

[Dr.Filth]

Dog food.

[Stouffer]

Dog food.

 

Them Gravy bones sure look tasty.

[RedinSweden]

My mates sick out of my pocket. Gave ourselves a bit of a reputation with our performances in the first couple of weeks in the first year.

[Remmie]

My mates sick out of my pocket. Gave ourselves a bit of a reputation with our performances in the first couple of weeks in the first year.

That's pretty grim. Reminds me of a trick that Barry Humphreys (the guy who plays Edna Everage) used to do. He'd buy some HeinzPotato Salad, carefully empty it onto the pavement, get someone to pretend they'd vomitted it up in a crowded area and then, dressed as a trap, he'd run over, whip a spoon out of his pocket and commence eating!

[smookeedave]

My mates sick out of my pocket. Gave ourselves a bit of a reputation with our performances in the first couple of weeks in the first year.

 

 

That effort is too hard too beat

[Sangria]

My mates sick out of my pocket. Gave ourselves a bit of a reputation with our performances in the first couple of weeks in the first year.

 

Winner mate.

[CharleyKnight]

Not me but my Nans Dad (my Great Grand Dad) liked a drink. He was pissed one night and had tooth ache. He came home and pulled all his teeth out with a set of pliers because he couldn't pin point the one that hurt.

[Christianlfc]

My ma and me just argued, she threw a bit of steak at me that hit my wall then landed on my pc desk, I picked that up and ate it, didnt wanna let it go to waste like? does that count.

[chrisbonnie]

my mate used to eat firelighters as a kid, he wasnt drunk or anything, just genuinly loved the tatse of them,

[tokyojoe]

Not me but my Nans Dad (my Great Grand Dad) liked a drink. He was pissed one night and had tooth ache. He came home and pulled all his teeth out with a set of pliers because he couldn't pin point the one that hurt.

 

Ace.

[Uncle_Meat]

A can of chicken noodle soup that was a couple of years out of date.

 

I was fuckin' starving, skint, and all I had in was this tin of soup that was in the cupboard when I moved into that flat about 12 months previous.

 

End result, simultaneous shitting and puking for about 3 days.

 

Groovy....

[Paul]

An entire bowl of chilli-lime pickle in a curry house in Sheffield at about 2am one night after a big session. It was bad enough going in, but it was fucking agony when it came out again. Guiness/chilli arse is not something I'd recommend.

[Guest molbyscorchio]

One of my mates (evertonian) ate a whole block of butter one night after a frankly stupid intake of alcohol. I can't even tell you the rest of this without wanting to throw up on the keyboard...

[Tossed and blown]

Craneflies (alive)

 

Each of the coins of the realm (on more than one occasion)

 

Old 50p's needed 'helping out'

[Stouffer]

Each of the coins of the realm (on more than one occasion)

 

Old 50p's needed 'helping out'

 

That's a fucking quality idea.

[Spy Bee]

I ate some a retarded sheep.

[Momo Is A Beast]

i scrambled a dozen eggs for mew and my ex missus oncewhen bevvied and got her to eat them. she threw up out of her bedroom window. it was a bit funny :P

[Karl_b]

McDonalds, resulting in food poisoning for me and two other lads.

[The Bugged Out]

my mate had a fucking good go at snorting a slug after a heavy party weekend