Minor achievements you're proud of?

[lifetime fan]

26 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I needed 75g of butter for a recipe the other day and cut off 74g first time.  

It was 76g you lying cunt. 
 

Fucking tories…
 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

A while ago the old girl next door said to me 'sometimes I can hear your wife singing, she's got the voice of an angel.'

 

But it was actually me.

Is the temperature on your shower fucked?

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

It was 76g you lying cunt. 
 

Fucking tories…
 

 

Ha ha I knew I was one out!   Still dining out on that.   

[Harry Squatter]

Always glad that I went to Boca Juniors Vs River Plate at La Bombonera in 2003 when I was in Buenos Aires. Probably the best atmosphere at any footy ground I've ever been to. 

 

When I got back and told people I'd been to it no one was barely arsed. Now all of a sudden it's the one game in the world that you "must" attend. 

 

I've seen loads of poncey twats who aren't that arsed about footy spend a fortune going to that game just so they can brag about ticking it off their "bucket list" it on social media. 

[Dr Nowt]

11 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Always glad that I went to Boca Juniors Vs River Plate at La Bombonera in 2003 when I was in Buenos Aires. Probably the best atmosphere at any footy ground I've ever been to. 

 

When I got back and told people I'd been to it no one was barely arsed. Now all of a sudden it's the one game in the world that you "must" attend. 

 

I've seen loads of poncey twats who aren't that arsed about footy spend a fortune going to that game just so they can brag about ticking it off their "bucket list" it on social media. 

Saw Boca get presented with the title at the end of a home match in 2006. Insane atmosphere. 
 

At the end of the 4-0 over Barcelona the other year, there was a stupidly fit what I thought was Spanish lass right next to me in a Barcelona shirt who I’d clocked throughout.
 

I turned to her and offered my magnanimous commiserations with nothing but the Corinthian spirit and being a gentleman in mind, to which she said she was gutted but the atmosphere was absolutely incredible.
 

She then told me she’s actually from BA not Barcelona and goes to every Boca home game, which without being disrespectful often boasts a similar noise. I certainly couldn’t argue with her based on my experience there.

[Dr Nowt]

Done very little exercise since I left school, certainly nothing regular. Following some new meds I have a fresh lease of life and have taken myself off to a strength and conditioning gym, to slowly work my way up from the very bottom. 

 

Went in Saturday morning and at the end of the session before there was a tug of war going on. One of the long-termers basically won it on his own, was ridiculous watching him actually drag 3 other very strong adults on the other team off their feet and up along the gym floor.

 

Shortly afterwards I was doing some front squats with the barbell and he said to me 'You have incredible depth on that squat, its fucking impressive'. I checked and he has a wife and kids so I don't think he wanted to bum me. As someone who regularly struggled to get off the sofa for years, I'll take that. Probably helped my squat thinking about it, the act of sitting down on the fucker 1000 times a week in between pisses.

 

I was also in there bench pressing a few weeks ago when Danger Zone came blaring out the speakers. I looked around all the sweat-drenched gym bros I was hiding among in plain sight and thought...yes, I can now die a happy man. Achievement unlocked.

 

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Justice Negs said:

Done very little exercise since I left school, certainly nothing regular. Following some new meds I have a fresh lease of life and have taken myself off to a strength and conditioning gym, to slowly work my way up from the very bottom. 

 

Went in Saturday morning and at the end of the session before there was a tug of war going on. One of the long-termers basically won it on his own, was ridiculous watching him actually drag 3 other very strong adults on the other team off their feet and up along the gym floor.

 

Shortly afterwards I was doing some front squats with the barbell and he said to me 'You have incredible depth on that squat, its fucking impressive'. I checked and he has a wife and kids so I don't think he wanted to bum me. As someone who regularly struggled to get off the sofa for years, I'll take that. Probably helped my squat thinking about it, the act of sitting down on the fucker 1000 times a week in between pisses.

 

I was also in there bench pressing a few weeks ago when Danger Zone came blaring out the speakers. I looked around all the sweat-drenched gym bros I was hiding among in plain sight and thought...yes, I can now die a happy man. Achievement unlocked.

 

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Hahaha!

[Dr Nowt]

I'd rep that twice if I could, Section.

[Chairman Meow]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

 

 

I'm still disappointed I never got to see Aki in the flesh when he was loitering around Newcastle.

 

I reckon I'd have been the first person ever arrested for forcing him to feel their muscles. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Justice Negs said:

Done very little exercise since I left school, certainly nothing regular. Following some new meds I have a fresh lease of life and have taken myself off to a strength and conditioning gym, to slowly work my way up from the very bottom. 

 

Went in Saturday morning and at the end of the session before there was a tug of war going on. One of the long-termers basically won it on his own, was ridiculous watching him actually drag 3 other very strong adults on the other team off their feet and up along the gym floor.

 

Shortly afterwards I was doing some front squats with the barbell and he said to me 'You have incredible depth on that squat, its fucking impressive'. I checked and he has a wife and kids so I don't think he wanted to bum me. As someone who regularly struggled to get off the sofa for years, I'll take that. Probably helped my squat thinking about it, the act of sitting down on the fucker 1000 times a week in between pisses.

 

I was also in there bench pressing a few weeks ago when Danger Zone came blaring out the speakers. I looked around all the sweat-drenched gym bros I was hiding among in plain sight and thought...yes, I can now die a happy man. Achievement unlocked.

 

I seem to recall some while ago I suggested we play a game of tennis. I'd like to formally retract that offer, as at the time you were a physical wreck I was certain I could trounce despite having never played the sport.

[Dr Nowt]

13 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I seem to recall some while ago I suggested we play a game of tennis. I'd like to formally retract that offer, as at the time you were a physical wreck I was certain I could trounce despite having never played the sport.

Real-life Djokovic.

[Section_31]

Went to a chiropodist last week and she had to use a sander, an actual electric sander.

[Tony Moanero]

Having my ears syringed on Tuesday 19th August 1997 is still my favourite day ever. Two massive nuggets of turd brown earwax.

[Creator Supreme]

I'm quite proud that I've managed not to give into my urges and top myself!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet!

[littletedwest]

47 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Went to a chiropodist last week and she had to use a sander, an actual electric sander.

You know how I feel about feet

[Jennings]

51 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm quite proud that I've managed not to give into my urges and top myself!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet!

 

Be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm quite proud that I've managed not to give into my urges and top myself!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet!

It's a major achievement mate. Keep going 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Stopped biting my nails after doing it for over 20 years. Clean and nibble sober since Christmas 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

I'm quite proud that I've managed not to give into my urges and top myself!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yet!

Keep going, my good man. I need to know there's always someone I can call a cunt on match threads.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I once knocked a bloke out with a single punch.

[Carvalho Diablo]

When I was 7 I watched Star Wars without falling asleep.

[Fugitive]

I had a poo in work and people complained about the smell in the toilets. It fucking stunk and nobody knows it was me. I had someone come up to me a few minutes later and say the drains are blocked.

[TheHowieLama]

Chased TK off the forum, twice.

 

You're welcome.

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Chased TK off the forum, twice.

 

You're welcome.