Adverts you hate.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

14 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Which cremation service are you going with Zek? 

The dial a cremation thing where they pick you up and drop you off, no nonsense .

[Mike D]

Yo! Ever heard of Jerkmate?

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I'm still off with Covid and I can safely say day time tv is the most depressing thing in existence, I know these adverts are aimed at the nearly dead but fuck me, horrendous.

Wait until you've had to endure it for 23 years.

How my wrists are still intact I'll never know.

[Harry's Lad]

On 27/12/2021 at 22:45, Preston Red said:

Fat Tory Go Compare cunt is back with another advert that leaves me wishing death upon him.

How's the fuck he got into a Fiat 500 is what I want to know. They'll probably need the jaws of life to get the cunt out of it mind.

[Butch]

9 hours ago, rb14 said:

Really? 

 

 

I'll never get tired of this. One of the best ever. 

 

Some of them are funny but most are just irritating. 

[Mike D]

Daytime TV, Adverts finish, then just before the programme starts something else comes up like..this programme is sponsored by Trust a trader or whatever. 
 

 

[Preston Red]

18 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

How's the fuck he got into a Fiat 500 is what I want to know. They'll probably need the jaws of life to get the cunt out of it mind.

Preferably after a massive pile up.

 

On the subject of him getting in, it must've been a herculean effort to get himself in, never mind his fucking enormous ego.

[Pete]

They are all currnently shite. 

 

[Anubis]

The Cinch advert with that smug bearded cunt who looks like he’s been designed by committee to ba as annoying as possible.

[Tony Moanero]

I wonder how many times I could boot Schofield in the bollocks in thirty seconds.

[Harry's Lad]

16 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I wonder how many times I could boot Schofield in the bollocks in thirty seconds.

The original sixty seconds would be more enjoyable.

[Captain Willard]

17 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I wonder how many times I could boot Schofield in the bollocks in thirty seconds.

Schofield is the Houdini of operation Yewtree. The jilted boyfriend  who went to the press to out him was 14 when they first met. How Schofield is still on telly making millions whist his paedophile peers are on D wing is a mystery to everyone but the CPS. 

[Trumo]

Wren Kitchens. Scruffy couple are Facetiming with a clearly middle-class couple who suddenly announce they are coming over for the holidays. Scruffy couple shit themselves as they glance nervously around their clapped out cubby hole of a kitchenette which looks about the same size as you'd find in a 1930s semi. After a rapid remodelling via Wren, they now have a swanky modern kitchen about 20 times bigger than the previous one. Utter bullshit.

 

Any Sky Mobile adverts. Lily James is lovely but i'm really starting to hate that Beach Boys song.

 

Already been said but any advert with Philip Schofield. He must be getting all these gigs via a sympathy vote as his life has been such a hardship.

[Mike D]

Anything with Ant and Dec, the big fod one should be locked up.

 

[Harry's Lad]

The Oral B one with Mo Farah. That fucking music....

[Mike D]

True story, when I was a toddler, all I would sit and watch was the adverts, so my dad made a tape purely of adverts and I’d sit and watch it so he could have a Kip on the couch.

 

80s adverts were great.

 

 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

True story, when I was a toddler, all I would sit and watch was the adverts, so my dad made a tape purely of adverts and I’d sit and watch it so he could have a Kip on the couch.

 

80s adverts were great.

 

 

My lad used to come running into the living room whenever the Winalot Prime advert came on as a toddler.

On my phone so can't post it unfortunately. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Verisure Alarms. What you’ve already got an alarm? Yeah we put it on when we go out or go to bed! WOW! Just like every other cunt has put their alarm on for decades.

[Mike D]

3 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

My lad used to come running into the living room whenever the Winalot Prime advert came on as a toddler.

On my phone so can't post it unfortunately. 

Remember it well.

 

[Harry's Lad]

The SimpliSafe advert with that nerdy looking gurning gobshite going through his whole repertoire of facial expressions is another one that annoys.

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Seems to be an overload of vegan/plant based food adverts at the moment.

 

Nice try hippies but I'm not trying any of that muck.

[Stouffer]

12 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Seems to be an overload of vegan/plant based food adverts at the moment.

 

Nice try hippies but I'm not trying any of that muck.

You should, I tried Linda McCartney mozzarella burgers after a recommendation on the GF and actually prefer them to meat burgers.

[easytoslip]

I might of said it before but those perfume adverts were theyre trying to out surreal each other and that Johnny Depp in the desert with eyeliner on, pathetic. 

[Mike D]

Can’t stand the voice of the patronising cunt on the McDonalds adverts.

 

And I know I bang on about the 1980s more than the BBC’s Snooker coverage but the old ones were well better..

 

 

[Butch]

These pair of annoying cunts. I'd want to kill them if I was in that cafe.