Other Football 2023/24

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

45 minutes ago, an tha said:

Hopefully not.

 

I keep trying to picture in what set of circumstances that they could even hold city to a draw. I haven't thought of any yet, aside from possibly city's entire team eating a dodgy takeaway the night before and contracting a bad dose of shits. But it would need 90% of their players to be toilet bound for united to have a chance.

[Jairzinho]

5 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

I keep trying to picture in what set of circumstances that they could even hold city to a draw. I haven't thought of any yet, aside from possibly city's entire team eating a dodgy takeaway the night before and contracting a bad dose of shits. But it would need 90% of their players to be toilet bound for united to have a chance.

 

P. Enalty is going to have to have an absolute blinder. 

 

I reckon if United get four they could nick a point. 

[an tha]

7 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

I keep trying to picture in what set of circumstances that they could even hold city to a draw. I haven't thought of any yet, aside from possibly city's entire team eating a dodgy takeaway the night before and contracting a bad dose of shits. But it would need 90% of their players to be toilet bound for united to have a chance.

For me the only hope is that they somehow manage to park the same bus they did at anfield earlier in season.

 

Although i seem to recall we had over 30 efforts at their goal - but hit target with less than 10.

 

So here is hoping the big troll upfront has a stinker and De Bruyne's hamstring explodes.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

I keep trying to picture in what set of circumstances that they could even hold city to a draw. I haven't thought of any yet, aside from possibly city's entire team eating a dodgy takeaway the night before and contracting a bad dose of shits. But it would need 90% of their players to be toilet bound for united to have a chance.

If City only start Rodri then utd might nick a point 

[littletedwest]

Its mad how the mighty have fallen. Imagine telling united fans in say 2008 that from about 2017 onwards they'd be cheering Manchester City on to beat their own team pretty much every season 

[Bjornebye]

Mental end to Valencia v Real. Real 2 down, get back to 2:2 late into injury time Bellingham nods a winner but the ref blew as the cross came in. Bellinghams been red carded after the final whistle. Scenes 

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

I keep trying to picture in what set of circumstances that they could even hold city to a draw. I haven't thought of any yet, aside from possibly city's entire team eating a dodgy takeaway the night before and contracting a bad dose of shits. But it would need 90% of their players to be toilet bound for united to have a chance.

 

Honestly, I'd consider it a bonus if we still have a superior goal difference to City by this time tomorrow.

[rubble-rouser]

Why do the BBC’s female commentators try to impersonate Day Today era Partridge via FW De Klerk?

[rubble-rouser]

7 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

The Bloos got a penalty at home, and Beto missed it, because the Premier League is corrupt and want to see them relegated.

 

Everton 0-0 West Ham

 

Former Tottenham and England goalkeeper, Paul Robinson, on BBC Radio 5 Live

 

"If you don't like seeing goals go to Goodison Park."

 

The powers that Beto

[Scott_M]

I think the best we can hope for today, before City wipe the floor with them, is the mancs make it a bad tempered start, with a couple of injuries and suspensions on both sides, softening both sides up for the next weeks. 

[Carra_is_legend]

It will be 3-0 at HT. 

[El Rojo]

Absolutely not wasting a moment of my day watching that match. If I had money to put on a long-odds bet for City dropping points at home, I’d consider every other team in the top flight before Manchester United. Look at that clip of Fernandes against Fulham last week. Their captain. They’ll lose comprehensively. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Ill be in an airport during the match, so Im hoping for decent wifi/data so I can watch united get pummelled and be even more frustrated, outraged and uncomfortable than I usually am in airports.

[Jose Jones]

It’ll be another of those worst results in the history of Man Utd that Seven Hag somehow survives.

[Jairzinho]

It'll be 2-2.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'm watching it, we did our bit. City will inevitably win so I'll just enjoy watching the Salford side  be the mediocre outfit they are.

[Reckoner]

11 hours ago, rubble-rouser said:

Why do the BBC’s female commentators try to impersonate Day Today era Partridge via FW De Klerk?

And that……was a goal.

On todays match I think if Man Utd can keep it tight at the back until 60-70 minutes, get Mainoo tight in on DeBruyne and Varane has a good game and a bit of luck they could keep the score down to 7 or 8.

[Anubis]

Game of Thrones had the Battle of the Bastards, and today the PL has the Battle of the Baldy Weirdos.

[Bruce Spanner]

We beat The Clampits, they beat Arsenal.

 

League done.

 

Fuck United, enjoy them getting hoofed.

 

[Creator Supreme]

Ha, Rangers lose at home giving Celtic a chance to go back top of the SPL.

 

Inevitably Celtic are fucking it up.

 

Bodger gonna Bodger!

[Anubis]

O’Shea booked after 40 seconds for heading the ball out of Solanke’s hands as he went to take a throw, to delay it. What a stupid cheap card. Fucking dickhead. Nailed on for a second yellow now.

[Anubis]

Bournemouth score after Kluivert humiliates O’Shea, making him look like a lumbering cart horse.

 

 

 

[sir roger]

Other was like a prime Paul McGrath against us, and like Victor McLaglen in the Quiet Man today.

[Creator Supreme]

Celtic 2 down to hearts, Brenda's on the dole!

[sir roger]

There are 2 Old Firm derbies yet, I was reading.