Other Football 22/23

[Ezekiel 25:17]

8 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Why does women's football bother having goalkeepers. I'm not sure I've seen one actually save a goal if they do it must be sheer luck.

You're seriously under estimating the shit level of finishing, England normally have about 40 shots a game.

[Rushies tash]

Much like the men's team, England's women, when faced by a half decent side, show a marked lack of composure, quality and come across as a bit thick. They've just spent most of the first half getting the run around by Spain and have resorted to knocking it long to Ellen White, the female Harry Kane.

[Butch]

England being England

 

[Anubis]

Alex Scott looking fit as fuck, as usual.

[Anubis]

Two Spanish players on their own and unmarked 7 yards out. Maguiresque marking.

[dandyman]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Two Spanish players on their own and unmarked 7 yards out. Maguiresque marking.

England No6. who left them to stand on the line not only defends like Maguire, but appears to be built like him too.

 

 

[Anubis]

Ooh. Extra time.

[Pete]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ooh. Extra time.

Isn’t that usual with women. They say they need 90 minutes but it always takes longer. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

 

With sound 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Fair play to the tarts. Haven't they done well? 

[Mathewbet1]

Gaby Yorath just said Spain got rattled 

[Mathewbet1]

I would rattle half their team to be fair 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

 

[dandyman]

Decent strike, shit keeping 

[Anubis]

Screamer. Spain are fucking this up.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Right in the middle of the goal that. 

[Bjornebye]

Can't stand the England mens side but I'm happy to see these girls do well. 

[Rushies tash]

I like the spirit that the games are played in. Interesting that any dissent gets a yellow. Not sure why this shouldn't be the case for the men's game as well.

[Anubis]

Every time a I’ve seen Greenwood play for England she is always playing in full make up like she’s going on a night out. Her facial pores must be clogged to fuck.

[Anubis]

Kid in a Liverpool kit on the crowd. Good girl.

[Stouffer]

Everyone seems to go bezerk when defending/attacking set pieces. 

[aRdja]

19 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

I like the spirit that the games are played in. Interesting that any dissent gets a yellow. Not sure why this shouldn't be the case for the men's game as well.

Imagine implementing that in La Liga.

[Anubis]

Did well to pull that around. 

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, aRdja said:

Imagine implementing that in La Liga.

The first six weeks would be mainly keeper v keeper games.

[Mathewbet1]

They stole our song