Sausage and Mash - What do you have with yours?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

[Curly]

Onion gravy, peas and all in a giant Yorkshire pudding. Boss.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Either Lifey cooked them sausages or you had a shit on the plate to make it look better. 
 

either way you need locking up with Huntley 

[Pureblood]

29 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

That looks like Freddy Krueger.

[Jose Jones]

Onion gravy and peas.

In the lack of peas some other vegetable substitute perhaps.

 

These beaners are just demonstrating their taste depravity, they’ll pour that shite on every fucking thing.

[Trumo]

32 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

 

Kinell. Audrey Witherspoon? JD Wetherspoons more like.

[Pureblood]

Audrey Witherfork. 

[Jose Jones]

Curry with rice or naan?

Nah, curry and baked beans mate.

 

Fish and chips?

Nope, fish and beans.

 

It’s a sickness. 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Jose Jones said:

Curry with rice or naan?

Nah, curry and baked beans mate.

 

Fish and chips?

Nope, fish and beans.

 

It’s a sickness. 

 

Erm... fish, chips, and beans is a thing. 

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Curry with rice or naan?

Nah, curry and baked beans mate.

 

Fish and chips?

Nope, fish and beans.

 

It’s a sickness. 

 

Seen people on Twitter eating beans with fish and chips. I wasn’t even aware that chippies sold them. Has to be peas or maybe a side order of a carton of curry. 

[The Golden Eel]

16 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Audrey Witherfork. 

Reminds me of a joke that my dad used to tell.

 

Did you hear about that heavyweight boxer that got stabbed? Tim somebody?

Witherspoon?

No, with a knife. 

[Tony Moanero]

16 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Erm... fish, chips, and beans is a thing. 

For people who model themselves on Wayne and Waynetta Slob.

[Pureblood]

Fish doesn't go well with beans. It's all a psyops. 

 

Tartare sauce provides much better complimentary moisture and flavour. 

[The Golden Eel]

Beans go with the following:

 

Beans on toast, with cheese preferably.

Beans with chips, with cheese preferably, sausages are fine here too.

Beans with mashed potato and sausage.

Beans with potato waffles, with cheese preferably.

Beans in a tub with a fry is acceptable but not desirable - definitely should NOT be on the plate.

 

I can't think of anything else that beans go with.

[Pureblood]

They go well with waste disposal containers. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

English mustard and black pepper.

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Beans go with the following:

 

Beans on toast, with cheese preferably.

Beans with chips, with cheese preferably, sausages are fine here too.

Beans with mashed potato and sausage.

Beans with potato waffles, with cheese preferably.

Beans in a tub with a fry is acceptable but not desirable - definitely should NOT be on the plate.

 

I can't think of anything else that beans go with.

Negged for denying the rightful place of beans. 

[The Golden Eel]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

Negged for denying the rightful place of beans. 

Hardcore pro-beaners like yourself give us moderate pro-beaners a bad name. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Hardcore pro-beaners like yourself give us moderate pro-beaners a bad name. 

There’s nothing hardcore about putting beans on a plate. We are the mainstream. But look, let’s not start arguing amongst ourselves. Let’s remember the true enemy; the anti bean Nazis. 

[Curly]

38 minutes ago, Jose Jones said:

Curry with rice or naan?

Nah, curry and baked beans mate.

 

Fish and chips?

Nope, fish and beans.

 

It’s a sickness. 

 

I know a lad who puts ketchup on his Chinese or Sunday roast. The fucking perv.

[TheHowieLama]

15 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Hardcore pro-beaners like yourself give us moderate pro-beaners a bad name. 

A party is defined by its fringe element - in other words you are all sickos.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Greatness on a plate there

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

There’s nothing hardcore about putting beans on a plate. We are the mainstream. But look, let’s not start arguing amongst ourselves. Let’s remember the true enemy; the anti bean Nazis. 

Splitter 

[The Golden Eel]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

A party is defined by its fringe element - in other words you are all sickos.

Getting it from all angles here. My only crime is common sense. 

[mattyq]

25 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Hardcore pro-beaners like yourself give us moderate pro-beaners a bad name. 

They're known as the Ultra-beaners

Jimmy Saville set them up in the 70s to practice depravity on the fringes. Their leadership was decimated after the death of Saville and Thatcher and the rump are mainly in Broadmoor or serving long terms in HM Penal Colonies