Worse than Brexit

[M_B]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Shagging a Sex Psychotherapist must be great fun.

A prostitute would be cheaper. And under 50.

[Dr Nowt]

What’s SAA?

[Dr Nowt]

Being thick: Sex Addicts Anonymous I presume.

[M_B]

Just now, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

What’s SAA?

Sex Addicts Anonymous

 

http://saauk.info/en/

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, M_B said:

A prostitute would be cheaper. And under 50.

Older just means more experience.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, M_B said:

Sex Addicts Anonymous

 

http://saauk.info/en/

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Oh Buoy]

31 minutes ago, M_B said:

When you're spending 2 hours plus wanking yourself silly to pictures of women your wife\girlfriend can't hope to compete with (while they are upstairs sleeping) for your daily dopamine hit, and it's shaping your desires and actions in bed then you've got a problem. Porn is progressive, boundaries erode, dopamine takes control and your relationship goes down the pan.

 

Are we saying two hours in one sitting? Or a total of that per day? Or is it per week?

 

Asking for a friend.

[Paulie Dangerously]

10 hours ago, M_B said:

 

I used to stay up all night watching porn. It seriously affected my life. Then I discovered SAA and a Sex Psychotherapist and my life has turned around.

Scary that mate. Glad you got yourself sorted. 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I'm not sure if it works for the old Frankie Vaughan ban, but Opera browser now comes with free VPN as standard. 

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Scary that mate. Glad you sorted yourself out. 

 

 

Thats how he got there in the first place Paulie 

[Oh Buoy]

Perfect time to invest into porn mag publishing.

 

Remember as a kid picking up a sports mag and putting in a sly porno mag and stand there as a proud young pervert with a lob on. It was always a good pre-warm up before buying a few freddos and 10p bags of sweets.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 minutes ago, Spring said:

Perfect time to invest into porn mag publishing.

 

Remember as a kid picking up a sports mag and putting in a sly porno mag and stand there as a proud young pervert with a lob on. It was always a good pre-warm up before buying a few freddos and 10p bags of sweets.

You bought Sylvester Stallone porn mags? You had First Blood.

[Tony Moanero]

We went through a phase as teenagers of going to shops, pretending to peruse the footy or video games magazines, before grabbing a porno from the top shelf and legging it without paying.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

"It doesn't matter how you art it up Eddie, it's still a jazz mag".

[Dr Nowt]

Most striking pre-digital porn memory was finding the scat aisle during my first trip to Amsterdam.

 

Extremely unhappy owner wasn't keen on 4 stoned lads rolling round his floor in tears and barked at us all to fuck off.

 

That didn't help the laughter, to be fair.

[stringvest]

Mine was looking at a cave drawing of two mammoths fucking.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Still remember my first scrap of porno it was about 3" ('like ur dick Paulie hurr Durr') from the sex line page. Had a rough looking woman dressed as a leathered up Cher with her gash out. The caption said "I talk dirty while you do it." I remember it being the first time I'd seen a vag and being simultaneously aroused and appalled at it. 

 

Kept it under my bed for about 3 years until I found a whole television X magazine,intact, at the end of my street after builders had been doing some work. 

 

Halcyon days. 

[Bjornebye]

Escort Readers Wives was the pinnacle 

[stringvest]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Escort Readers Wives was the pinnacle 

I know someone whose wife was in it.  Foxy minx.

[Mudface]

Razzle Fanny Stacks. Very classy.

[stringvest]

14 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Razzle Fanny Stacks. Very classy.

Saw them at the Brixton Academy

[Dr Nowt]

Veronika Zemanova.

 

Many an angry wank did take place.

[Dr Nowt]

Never did manage to fuck her.

[Mudface]

Diana van Leer was my fave. She seemed to be in everything at one point, did a couple of pornos too-

 

 

Also Julia Hayes, resident Club girl for a few years-

 

[Dr Nowt]

4 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Diana van Leer was my fave. 

I know her brother.