Modern day phrases and general shit you hate

[Preston Red]

22 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I always thought it had a 'loud and opinionated , take no crap type' vibe , usually combined in a very annoying female package.

That's it to a T. The lad's girlfriend has a little girl who her mother likes to describe as sassy. A rude little shite. The mother is a "Living your best life" gin epidemic swiller too.

[Captain Willard]

So.
When did we all agree to starting every sentence with “So….”

Very annoying. 

 

[easytoslip]

11 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

So.
When did we all agree to starting every sentence with “So….”

Very annoying. 

 

Yep, another is super this super that, do you wake up one day and decide to start saying it? 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Yep, another is super this super that, do you wake up one day and decide to start saying it? 

It's fuckin' American shit on the internet. It's easier to say 'very' or 'dead' like we say in the parts to emphasise something.

[easytoslip]

30 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It's fuckin' American shit on the internet. It's easier to say 'very' or 'dead' like we say in the parts to emphasise something.

Yes, the landlord of my local says kinda before some things, I pulled him up on this yesterday and asked why. 

[Harry Squatter]

Middle class white people talking like Jamaican gangsters or American rap artists. 

[A Red]

It is what it is.

[DalyanPete]

On 19/02/2021 at 20:40, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Best bit in Not Going Out was when Lee was off out somewhere and asked Lucy what she was planning; when she said "a bottle of wine and a chick flick" he just stared at her until she shouted "It's a type of film!"

Saw Lee Mack at the Empire few years ago. He did a question and answers bit at the end of the gig.

First question, are you doing another series of Not Going Out?

Second question, Have you fucked Lucy yet.

 

[Captain Willard]

1. Literally

2. So

3. Like

4. Kinda

5. Going forward

6. Liaise with (instead of talk to)

7. Adding 'gate' to anything

8. Situation as a dynamic noun "ongoing situation"

9. Sick meaning good

10. Basically

 

All drive me mad. I'm too old for this life. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

It's fuckin' American shit on the internet. It's easier to say 'very' or 'dead' like we say in the parts to emphasise something.

I remember at Uni a lass from Wakefield seriously trying to correct me when I said something was "dead good" instead of "right good".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

25 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

1. Literally

2. So

3. Like

4. Kinda

5. Going forward

6. Liaise with (instead of talk to)

7. Adding 'gate' to anything

8. Situation as a dynamic noun "ongoing situation"

9. Sick meaning good

10. Basically

 

All drive me mad. I'm too old for this life. 

 

 

I see a lot of managers in work using the word "ask" as a noun. ("These are our asks for 2022" - that sort of shit.)

 

They can fuck off.

[Shitty Arse]

I work with a woman who seems to prefix every sentence with the word “fundamentally”.

Once you notice it, it’s bizarre how many times a day she says it. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Shitty Arse said:

I work with a woman who seems to prefix every sentence with the word “fundamentally”.

Once you notice it, it’s bizarre how many times a day she says it. 

You work with Priti Patel? 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

Middle class white people talking like Jamaican gangsters or American rap artists. 

 

[Shitty Arse]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You work with Priti Patel? 

Does she say that a lot? I tend to avoid listening to anything that comes out of those cunts mouths!!

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Shitty Arse said:

Does she say that a lot? I tend to avoid listening to anything that comes out of those cunts mouths!!

Yeah loads. You could ask that tory cunt the time and she'd fundamentally tell you the wrong time if she even acknowledged the subject in her response. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I said 'fair do's' twice today, I'd never normally say that but I am hungover.

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You work with Priti Patel? 

Absolutely.

[Bjornebye]

26 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Absolutely.

It’s important to recognise ….. 

[Harry's Lad]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It’s important to recognise ….. 

That she's a soulless fascist bitch.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

That she's a soulless fascist bitch.

Yep and that’s exactly what Yvette Coopers face says everytime she asks the corrupt bitch a question 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not a phrase, more a bit of modern day general shit: Nando's.

 

What's the fucking point of Nando's?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Not a phrase, more a bit of modern day general shit: Nando's.

 

What's the fucking point of Nando's?

Nah, the thighs in Nando's are delicious. Nando's is ace. I miss it. 

[Raymond Duck]

Give yourself permission to. Shudders.

[Jenson]

My daughters type Kk instead of Ok in text messages.

I mean what the fuck is that all about??