Liz Hurley

[chrisbonnie]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

What does she actually do these days (apart from pose for pics in her bikini a lot)?  If she has spare time I'm sure I could occupy it for 10 minutes

10 whole minutes......... You stud! 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

What does she actually do these days (apart from pose for pics in her bikini a lot)?  If she has spare time I'm sure I could occupy it for 10 minutes

10 minutes?

She'd get a very disappointing 10 seconds with me.

[Pete]

2 hours ago, Lario said:

I'm assuming that includes boiling the kettle and getting the Hob Nobs.

Of course! 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Lario said:

I'm assuming that includes boiling the kettle and getting the Hob Nobs.

During.

[Total Longo]

6 hours ago, Pete said:

What does she actually do these days (apart from pose for pics in her bikini a lot)?  If she has spare time I'm sure I could occupy it for 10 minutes

what did she ever do though? Really ? a couple of film roles and wearing a safety pin dress is all that springs to mind. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Total Longo said:

what did she ever do though? Really ? a couple of film roles and wearing a safety pin dress is all that springs to mind. 

But what a dress it was.

[Furmedge]

8 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

10 minutes?

She'd get a very disappointing 10 seconds with me.

 

In 10 seconds I'd have my fun and that's all that matters.

[Kevin D]

 

 

 

[Pete]

https://content.jwplatform.com/previews/s9DlIcjT

[Section_31]

How's that even possible at her age? 

[lifetime fan]

20 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

How's that even possible at her age? 

 

Instead of eating it's a combination of caffeine, vodka, cocaine and 40 marlboro lights a day.  

[sir roger]

8 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Instead of eating it's a combination of caffeine, vodka, cocaine and 40 marlboro lights a day.  

 

Well why does the mrs not look like that then ?

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

Well why does the mrs not look like that then ?

Mayne Liz doesn't do them all at once?

[Baresi]

NSFW…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pete]

11 minutes ago, Baresi said:

NSFW…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Holy mother of god.  If that's real then blimey!

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Baresi said:

NSFW…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I do hope it's not her son taking that photo.

[Bjornebye]

Holy fucking smoke 

[Pete]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Holy fucking smoke 

The look on Roy Schieder's face perfectly suits a reaction to this image. 

[Jairzinho]

Completely unrelated, but couldn't find a thread, can anyone recommend a cream for third degree burns on the palm?

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Pete said:

The look on Roy Schieder's face perfectly suits a reaction to this image. 

 

We're gonna need a bigger sock 

[Baresi]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

I do hope it's not her son taking that photo.

I would like to put on record that I am not Liz Hurley’s son.  

[No2]

3 hours ago, Baresi said:

NSFW…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No way that's her. Lizzy likes the good things in life, no way she stripping down in a room with a 1980s motel lamp in the back ground. The toilet roll she wipes her arse with is worth more than them blinds, don't talk to me about the plant.

[manwiththestick]

10 minutes ago, No2 said:

No way that's her. Lizzy likes the good things in life, no way she stripping down in a room with a 1980s motel lamp in the back ground. The toilet roll she wipes her arse with is worth more than them blinds, don't talk to me about the plant.

I thought the same too, the room looks very dated and definitely not to her usual standard.

 

Unless she was slumming it somewhat.

[A Red]

What room?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Baresi said:

I would like to put on record that I am not Liz Hurley’s son.  

 

If I was her son I'd still insist on being breast fed