I need a job (sort of)

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Guffaw!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Love doesn’t always add up. It’s an emotion without logic.

If you're genuine I pity this poor woman( gardener ) she is a fucking Saint.

[Fowler1972]

So when you typed, "To be honest I've done four days work all year", you weren't being honest at all

Did I type four? Maybe I was including next Mon/Tue that will make it four or the two unpaid days I did the week before to learn the course. Can’t remember.

 

Maybe it was a mistake.

 

Maybe I’m just the dirty liar you’re desperate for me to be.

[Fowler1972]

If you're genuine I pity this poor woman( gardener ) she is a fucking Saint.

That is definitely true. She is.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That is definitely true. She is.

Makes a change. Again, if true, you're a bit of a self centred cunt aren't you. But we already knew that.

 

People think you're a wum , others you're a weirdo and others you're on your way to a breakdown ( I've had two ) you are an odd one that's for sure.

 

Slow news day here as you might have gathered.

[Fowler1972]

Makes a change. Again, if true, you're a bit of a self centred cunt aren't you. But we already knew that.

 

People think you're a wum , others you're a weirdo and others you're on your way to a breakdown ( I've had two ) you are an odd one that's for sure.

 

Slow news day here as you might have gathered.

 

 

Which do you think I am? Other than self centred cunt which is correct.

[Strontium]

Why is anyone paying 600 quid a day for anything? Why don't they just read the same books and save themselves a few bob? Genuinely baffled.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Which do you think I am? Other than self centred cunt which is correct.

All 3 mate.

[stringvest]

Why is anyone paying 600 quid a day for anything? Why don't they just read the same books and save themselves a few bob? Genuinely baffled.

If we read all the books and know how to do everything we’d never get time to do it all. Especially with the imminent 3 day week. Bit of resource levelling required.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Used to work In retail management and they brought one of these motivational fellas in, I told him to stick his name tag up his arse and I went for a pint.

 

I was an area manager the following week. He worked for me. Not literally.

[Fowler1972]

Why is anyone paying 600 quid a day for anything? Why don't they just read the same books and save themselves a few bob? Genuinely baffled.

You’re right. My job is nonsense.

[Fowler1972]

All 3 mate.

You’re right. More the last one than the first two though. Based on feedback I keep getting anyway. I’m not sure myself.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I tried a similar approach, I went to smack a twat in work! I now claim UC.

Sorry to hear that. This was the late 80's and one of the bosses was a good mate. And I was a nasty cunt back then.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

You’re right. More the last one than the first two though. Based on feedback I keep getting anyway. I’m not sure myself.

Do you think you're under going some mid-life crisis? Take up gardening to soothe your mind.

[Fowler1972]

Do you think you're under going some mid-life crisis? Take up gardening to soothe your mind.

I already have a gardener. I also hate gardening.

 

It’s true to say that I am a little lost.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I already have a gardener. I also hate gardening.

It’s true to say that I am a little lost.

Go to get her mate, go to her Officer and a Gentleman style. You know were you belong.

[Fowler1972]

Go to get her mate, go to her Officer and a Gentleman style. You know were you belong.

I belong with/to the gardener. She is my Debra Winger.

 

The blonde is just a middle aged crush.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I belong with/to the gardener. She is my Debra Winger.

The blonde is just a middle aged crush.

But are you Richard Gere? And where is the Hamster!

[Fowler1972]

But are you Richard Gere? And where is the Hamster!

I’m more a Hamster than Richard Gere.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I’m more a Hamster than Richard Gere.

Special Patrol Group.

[KMD7]

Fucking Hell.

[Fowler1972]

Fucking Hell.

If you were on one of my courses I’d push you to expand on your words. Feelings and emotions are important.

[Aventus]

How?

Do I need to produce some PowerPoint slides?

Quoting yourself in a post should be up there with smileys, FF in the GF, and beans on a fry up.

 

Sort yourself out lad.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

It's ok, he was only part the problem, better to get fixed than carry on... nasty cunt I can do well... dealing with emotions and other shit nah....

 

Keep on keeping on mate.

[Fowler1972]

Quoting yourself in a post should be up there with smileys, FF in the GF, and beans on a fry up.

 

Sort yourself out lad.

I didn’t do this, did I? If I did it was an accident.

 

Nothing wrong with beans on a fry up though.