The Masters 2018

[Captain Turdseye]

Lard arse four shots clear now.

[Trumo]

McIlroy seems intent on hitting every second shot from between the trees.

[King Emlyn]

Ha ha Hoffman, brilliant

[Dougie Do'ins]

Some putt by Spieth.

[polymerpunkah]

This could get interesting, finally.

[Thoth]

Spieth could win this if lard arse falls apart

[King Emlyn]

Would prefer Spieth over Reed or Mcilroy

[Captain Turdseye]

Spieth could win this if lard arse falls apart

Great on the first day and the last. Reed did the business in the 2nd and 3rd rounds.

[Dougie Do'ins]

McIlroy look like he's shat it..

[Jenson]

McIlroy is just a complete blert. Hope they all lose.

[King Emlyn]

Mcilroys putting has been toss

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Amazing shot again by Speith.

[Special K]

Stunning by Spieth there

[Captain Turdseye]

Just hoping that Reed doesn’t take advantage of the last couple of par 5’s.

[Dougie Do'ins]

That little gold thing with the red flag on the BBC coverage looks like it's a map of Australia and for some bizarre reason, it's fucking annoying me.

[Tom araya]

I've given up,some Cunt is going to win.

[Dougie Do'ins]

If Reed hole this I think it's over.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

McIlroy has got a bad case of the Solanke's

[Captain Turdseye]

If Reed hole this I think it's over.

Top mockering! Keep it going.

[Jenson]

Is it just me or do all these golfers have the charisma of constipated slugs? There’s not one likeable one amongst any of them.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Is it just me or do all these golfers have the charisma of constipated slugs? There’s not one likeable one amongst any of them.

Snooker went the same way years ago. They all used to be charterers, even Steve Davis. Then that cunt Hendry arrived and it all changed.

[Bjornebye]

Speith is unreal

[Vincent Vega]

Jon Rahm’s tight kecks are horrific.

[clangers]

Snooker wet the same way years ago. They all used to be charterers, even Steve Davis. Then that cunt Hendry arrived and it all changed.

It's all so managed and professional now, even if they have a personality they're terrified of pissing off the media, social media and hence their sponsors.

 

There is also something to the idea that the very best people in any respective field are often inherently boring, dull personalities. Would you want a surgeon operating on you to be wacky, out of control and full of personality?

[Tom araya]

Correct vv.