World Darts Championship

[Tony Moanero]

I keep mistaking this thread for a 'World farts championship' one.

 

Cunt.

[Guest]

I keep mistaking this thread for a 'World farts championship' one.

 

Cunt.

 

Only one winner here...

 

[Creator Supreme]

Scott Waites is a good player, he's had the offer to go to PDC qualifying school a few times, but he turns it down as he's happy were he is. He still gives the PDC players a game in the tournament's they all play in!

[Jenson]

Just seen an interview with MVG on sky sports, he seems a bit erm 'special' doesn't he?

[Elite]

Just seen an interview with MVG on sky sports, he seems a bit erm 'special' doesn't he?

Darts is a game that being a bit thick helps as you won't over think things too much.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just seen an interview with MVG on sky sports, he seems a bit erm 'special' doesn't he?

The Aspergers is great for the Maths needed during games.

[skend04]

The Aspergers is great for the Maths needed during games.

I think James Wade suffers from ADHD or something similar.

[kidney]

I think James Wade suffers from ADHD or something similar.

Prob punishment for bangin chamberlain for all those years1

[Bobby Hundreds]

Now he's banging sammy marsh the twat.

[Mendoza]

Tom Sawyer vs Paul Hogan should be a cracking match

 

[Elite]

Wasn't Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee?

[sir roger]

Huck Finn & Mel Gibson are PDC now which is a shame.

 

David Cameron v Jimi Hendrix , is this a wind-up ?

[Elite]

Huck Finn & Mel Gibson are PDC now which is a shame.

 

David Cameron v Jimi Hendrix , is this a wind-up ?

Also has the serial killer Dennis Nielsen in the mix.

[VladimirIlyich]

Also has the serial killer Dennis Nielsen in the mix.

The standards are so low that Stephen Hawking is second favourite for the title behind Stevie Wonder.

[Captain Turdseye]

Had my best mate and his missus down to visit over the new year. Me and him went for a quick couple of pints in the afternoon on NYE in some scruffy little old man pub and while we were playing darts the old girl behind the bar kept looking over. Neither of us are any good, took about 20 minutes to finish a game of round the board and when my mate went to get a drink in she said "you're a bit of a shit cunt, aren't you?"

 

I'll definitely be drinking in there again.

[sir roger]

Had my best mate and his missus down to visit over the new year. Me and him went for a quick couple of pints in the afternoon on NYE in some scruffy little old man pub and while we were playing darts the old girl behind the bar kept looking over. Neither of us are any good, took about 20 minutes to finish a game of round the board and when my mate went to get a drink in she said "you're a bit of a shit cunt, aren't you?"

 

I'll definitely be drinking in there again.

 

Wouldn't mind but he is seeded 3 for the BDO tournament.

[Mendoza]

Anyone remember this guy from a few years ago? Utterly bizarre throwing action

 

[skend04]

The BDO darts is shite but with this young lady doing the backstage interviews I might just tune in.

 

[Elite]

Anyone watching MVG v Taylor here?

 

Taylor and his fans are massive cunts

[Joe Strummer]

Most darts fans these days are. Taylor might end up winning this but he won't win the final.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just switched it on. What's happened?

[Elite]

Wright is a blert but I'd sooner him win it than Taylor.

[Byrnie]

Taylor, like him or not is unbelievable.

 

Mvg is a snide and uses the fans against players often enough. Fuck him.

[Elite]

Just switched it on. What's happened?

Crowd booing MVG constantly and put him off his game.

 

Oh, and Taylor is a massive twat but thats just business as usual.

[Byrnie]

Mardle finding this hard to take.