Stone Cold Stunner as Reds target Austin?

[A_S]

 

 

Haha, I was trying to find that one! Sums it up nicely. 

[setreal]

I'd Lindsay Wagner all day long.

[Dr Nowt]

Shit name, what was his gimmick?

Throws his coat over opponents.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Austin with Oscar behind him. Good front two.

[Pureblood]

Austin Powers.

[Stickman]

[magicrat]

Scored a goal in very other game last season. Considering who he was playing for that's no mean feat. I rate him higher than Ings that's for sure .

[Section_31]

[Dr. J]

Outstanding. Sensational. Wonderful. Wonderful. Group. Project. Model. Sensational.

[billypilgrimnz]

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "LFC is a fine club, and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

[aRdja]

It's not inconceivable that next year we'd start the season with the below XI.

 

----------------Ings-------Austin--------------

Lallana----------------------------------Milner

--------------Allen------Henderson-----------

Moreno-----Lovren-----Skrtel---------Clyne

-------------------Mignolet--------------------

 

We have truly become Aston Villa.

[billypilgrimnz]

It's not inconceivable that next year we'd start the season with the below XI.

 

----------------Ings-------Austin--------------

Lallana----------------------------------Milner

--------------Allen------Henderson-----------

Moreno-----Lovren-----Skrtel---------Clyne

-------------------Mignolet--------------------

 

We have truly become Aston Villa.

A shiver just ran down my spine.

 

Jermaine_Pennant's too, but his was the result of an orgasm.

[aRdja]

A shiver just down my spine.

 

Jermaine_Pennant's too, but his was the result of an orgasm.

That's not a Liverpool team, is it? TLW era's worst XI would probably be more entertaining to watch I'd say.

[Pan77]

It's not inconceivable that next year we'd start the season with the below XI.

 

----------------Ings-------Austin--------------

Lallana----------------------------------Milner

--------------Allen------Henderson-----------

Moreno-----Lovren-----Skrtel---------Clyne

-------------------Mignolet--------------------

 

We have truly become Aston Villa.

Sickening.

 

I keep trying to convince myself that the whole will be greater than the sum of its parts. Sadly, I can't convince myself.

[Baltar]

We are going to have another shite season if we keep signing these average/slightly above average English players. And that's the bottom line, because Baltar said so!

[Anubis]

JP is currently penning an epic post on why you're all wrong.

[Dr Nowt]

Is he fuck.

 

He's blocked everyone who thinks that on the balance of all evidence Brendan should be replaced, and is currently having a lovely chat with himself about how it's nice that all the dissenting voices seem to have finally climbed on board.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Is he fuck.

 

He's blocked everyone who thinks that on the balance of all evidence Brendan should be replaced, and is currently having a lovely chat with himself about how it's nice that all the dissenting voices seem to have finally climbed on board.

 

 

 

"I see no anti-Rodgers posts on twitter"

[therevivalist]

Better than Ings as a squad player. We obviously don't need two of them Chmampionship level players in our squad, so Ings could be out on his way on loan, or even Austin himself. Confusion galore but well in character with this manager.

[Hades]

We are going to have another shite season if we keep signing these average/slightly above average English players. And that's the bottom line, because Baltar said so!

Exactly. Even the best British players lack sophistication and subtlety. We're shopping one tier below that. Watch us magically become predictable and easy to figure out while everyone scratches their head and points to stats.

[Tyler Durden]

No doubt once we've got all the cheap deals done no problem we will start trying to get the trickier ones done then wring our hands when unsurprisingly other clubs don't accept our lowball offers

[Bobby Hundreds]

Charlie Austin. I now truly believe there is some kind of Brewsters millions shit going down.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Chelsea are supposedly interested too. This has to be agent shite to get Ashley to get his wad out. Chelsea didn't get to be champions by buying muck.

[billypilgrimnz]

Just wandered over to RAWK for the first time in ages to see if even they were having moments of self-doubt, and I'm confronted with this in the VERY FIRST PAGE I land on:

 

"Only thing I'd add is that if this time last year we'd have forked out for the likes of an Ings or Austin instead of Mario we'd have comfortably made top four and maybe even been inspired to hound Chelsea for that top spot."

 

I just....what is RAWK even? Is this real life?

[moof]

He's decent and everything but we don't need decent we need top class. Signing both Austin and Ings is ridiculous unless we get rid of borini and lambert and possibly Sturridge and get another top striker in. I can't believe the extent of our transfer business seems to be decent English players.