Pardew

[RobbieOR]

Gone to Palace.

 

Lets hope Newcastle go into meltdown again. Its always funny.

[Boss]

Is this official?

[RobbieOR]

Most of the north east journalists are more or less saying its a done deal.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Just watched MotD and thought the odds on Pardew to Palace looked a bit odd. 10/11 or something similar.

 

He'll get them relegated.

[xerxes]

Klopp to Newcastle?

[Adebisi]

Hope they don't get a decent manager. They're the gift that keeps on giving. Fickle morons who think they deserve success because they fill a stadium.

I remember once Alan Smith said something along the lines of 'They love a good striker at Newcastle' which I think was supposed to be some sort of praise. Loving strikers? What a unique set of supporters

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I don't mind Newcastle.

 

We've had the two great 4-3 encounters with them. Bit of a soft spot for Bobby Robson too.

 

Plus, used to like some of their players like Ginola, Albert, Asprilla, Srnicek, the Shearer and Ferdinand partnership.

 

De Boer is being linked as the replacement for Pardew.

[Anubis]

Not surprising really. 

 

More totty available in London. And Ashley will probably be selling any decent players Newcastle have, in January.

[ratcatcher]

Someone's reading twatter too much. Klopp to newcastle?

 

"Under their skin"

[Jairzinho]

Klopp to Newcastle?

 

Done deal, apparently.

[Spy Bee]

Can't believe Pardew is going to surrender his castle.

[Anubis]

Klopp at 'Castle?

[JohnnyH]

Can't believe Pardew is going to surrender his castle.

To storm a Palace....

[Faustus]

I'd love to beat the twats 9-0 in our last home game to relegate them.

[chris71]

To storm a Palace....

That was one of the funniest things ever on here. I was only chatting with the bird in question through twitter on the way to the Arsenal game last week.

[stringvest]

To be fair, he wants to be closer to more married women.

[Jurgens Red Army]

Just noticed the man who he thought was better than Javier Mascherano is currently plying his trade at Notts County.

[stringvest]

Just noticed the man who he thought was better than Javier Mascherano is currently plying his trade at Notts County.

 

Yeah but at least he managed to stay in this country.  Mascherano had to fuck off to Spain.  

[ZonkoVille77]

Klopp to Newcastle?

Of all the fucking ridiculous posts you've come out with on here this one takes the vagina

[Jairzinho]

[Anubis]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/dec/28/alan-pardew-crystal-palace-newcastle

 

 

The south London club are aware they would have to meet a hefty buyout clause in Pardew’s contract, thought to be up to £6m, if they are to bring him back to the club where he played as a midfielder in the top two divisions.

 

 

If Palace pay anywhere near £6m in compensation for Pardew then I tip my hat to Ashley as a master of getting top dollar for shite.

[Anubis]

 

 

You shouldn't take the piss out of a man who has everyone in the world of football on speed dial.

[Jairzinho]

I've got nothing but respect for a man who opens a press conference with -

 

JK - Which one is Simon Bird?

 

SB - Me.

 

JK - You're a cunt.

[Anubis]

I've got nothing but respect for a man who opens a press conference with -

 

JK - Which one is Simon Bird?

 

SB - Me.

 

JK - You're a cunt.

 

It has to be said that it was rather brilliant.

[stringvest]

Slightly disappointing that he didn't know what a cunt looked like after being one himself for 60 years.