Have we got a Sterling song?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Ster-ling wants more than sixpence

A pocket full of pay

Four and twenty young birds

Are pregnant today

 

No idea if he's greedy 

Or his agent wants a bribe

But sign it or we'll sell you

And sing about Jordon Ibe

[diamondjoe]

He's quick 

He's red

His kids are now well fed

Sterling sterling.

[Section_31]

Raheem Sterling

Had many sons

Many sons had Raheem Sterling

I am one of them

And so are you

So let's all praise the Lord

[Bjornebye]

Raheem, Raheem, Raheem, Raheeeem
 I'm begging of you please don't ever leave
 Raheem, Raheem, Raheem, Raheeeem
Please don't do one just because you can
Your family allowance is beyond compare
You leave defenders in despair
Tell your agent to fuck off 

[Reckoner]

greedy little cunt

to the neighbours theme tune

[Paco]

Mid season break in Jamaica

he loves it (Sterling Holiday)

 

Dreadlock Holiday

[old skool tom]

to billy braggs 'Sexuality'

 

okay young Raheem

sign you overated thing!

 

 

or my own personal fave

 

shit jordan ibe

your just a shit jordan ibe

[El Dangerous]

To Kansas- Carry on

 

Red Raheem, he had 8 sons

He put his piece in many a clunge

Lay your weary cock to rest

Don't you shag no more.

[Jose Jones]

Got to be able to do something to Uptown Top Ranking.

 

He pop no style

He strictly roots

His hair is shite

He wears pink boots

[Skrtel Milk]

Tune: Bloodhound Gang's "Fire Water burn"

Raheem, Raheem, Raheem is on fire

He don't need no tactics, let the mama fucker run

Run mama fucker, RUN

[jamespp]

To the tune of Ooooooooh Teddy Teddy

 

Oooooooooh Raheem Raheem

He went to Real Madrid and he won fuck all

[Iceman]

"Islands in the stream" innit?

 

We are Liverpool

That is what we are

When we see Raheem

How could we be wrong?

Score a goal for me

Then another one

And we rely on each other uh-huh

Raheem Sterling score another uh-huh

[Paulie Dangerously]

His name is sterling and he wants a senior wage,

Won't take a penno though it makes the reds fans rage,

It fell on LOLvren who ballooned it to the sky,

You've scored loads Raheem but no penno why oh why?

[skend04]

His name is sterling and he wants a senior wage,Won't take a penno though it makes the reds fans rage,It fell on LOLvren who ballooned it to the sky,You've scored loads Raheem but no penno why oh why?

Repped for getting LOLvren to tie into the beat.

[Soleilrouge]

Get the finger

Get the finger

Get the f***ing  finger out

Get the f***ing finger our

[Strontium]

One sack full of cash, not enough Pound Sterling

One sack full of cash, not enough Pound Sterling

 

Two sacks full of cash, not enough Pound Sterling

Two sacks, one sack full of cash, not enough Pound Sterling

 

Three sacks full of cash (repeat ad infinitum)

[Jairzinho]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBACayPm9ns

[Kevin D]

Where were you

Where were you

Where were you in Istanbul?

Where were you in Istanbul?

[dennis tooth]

His name is sterling and he wants a senior wage,Won't take a penno though it makes the reds fans rage,It fell on LOLvren who ballooned it to the sky,You've scored loads Raheem but no penno why oh why?

Bull shit! Bullshitman in his pilkopumppant with elasticated ankle strap.

I wouldnt want Raheem anywhere near a pen myself.

 

Instead of looking at why Rodger fails in cups and fails in europe at the first sign of resistance, the mario and lovren selections we should pin the defeat on one player not taking a penalty who prob would have missed anyway.

Rodgers picks the penalty takers anyway didnt see raheem walking round with a notepad but the agenda myth must go on.

Fans can help owners drive down wages and push out talent by barracking them at every turn over things they have no control over. Im just not sure whats in it for them.

[ZonkoVille77]

Raheem, what's in your pockets?

Rumour says they're full of gold lockets.

You can't get by on 30k a week

Cos some bitter cab driver says you're on the beak.

 

He'll score today and be worth 200k

[Russ Atmosphere]

Raheem, Raheem,

It's most Kopites dream,

You're replaced with a scouser,

On a plays-for-free scheme.