little things that annoy the shit out of you

[redinblack]

59 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Aloominum. Carmel. Cregg.

Booey instead of Buoy

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fon-dont instead of fondant.

[Remmie]

There's a whole thread devoted to yankydoodledandyisms  

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fillay instead of fillet, fuck you Gordon Ramsay you soft arse imposter.

[Bjornebye]

Darta instead of Data. or even worse datarr

 

Rowt. Fuck you America 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

19 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Fillay instead of fillet, fuck you Gordon Ramsay you soft arse imposter.

Rizz-oh-toe

[Mudface]

Dickheads who drive six inches behind you in the 20 mph zone, get juiced up at the 30 mph signs and close to within 2 inches of you, then are vanishing dots in your mirror when you get to the 40/ 60 mph bits.

 

A special place in Hell is reserved for the cunts who put their headlights on full beam when they do the above. Not sure if this is the right thread, is there a 'rightful executions' one?

[YorkshireRed]

Happy couples (with or without kids) posting photos of themselves on FB wearing matching onesies. 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Mudface said:

Dickheads who drive six inches behind you in the 20 mph zone, get juiced up at the 30 mph signs and close to within 2 inches of you, then are vanishing dots in your mirror when you get to the 40/ 60 mph bits.

 

A special place in Hell is reserved for the cunts who put their headlights on full beam when they do the above. Not sure if this is the right thread, is there a 'rightful executions' one?

The 'dazzle don't dip' brigade piss me off. You don't need to have your headlights set to blind other drivers,just dip them so as you can see 50+ yards in front onto the road surface,you cunts.

[Chairman Meow]

56 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Happy couples posting photos of themselves on FB

Fixed

[Arniepie]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Happy couples (with or without kids) posting photos of themselves on FB wearing matching onesies. 

Is there an epic cunrs thread?

[M_B]

Amazon gift wrapping. Costs a bit yet looks like it fell off the poundland lorry. 

[Mike D]

Needing a full on car mechanics ensemble of tools to put batteries in to kids toys these days.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Biscuit selection boxes that have a raised bit of plastic to make you think there are four biscuits there instead of one. I feel cheated out of three Bourbons now.

[Mike D]

The phrase “I’ve been in work all day.”

 

Which means you can’t do anything when you get home you lazy cunt.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Signing into an xbox needed passwords, pass codes QR codes, links to websites  download an app I was a fucking Knight templar by the time I'd passed every fucking obstacle. Whatever happened to just switching a fucking thing on. Fuck off.

[Mike D]

18 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Signing into an xbox needed passwords, pass codes QR codes, links to websites  download an app I was a fucking Knight templar by the time I'd passed every fucking obstacle. Whatever happened to just switching a fucking thing on. Fuck off.

It did my head in when PlayStations came out with the wait for the thing to load, being used to the Mega Drives and SNES where it started at soon as you put the game in and switched it on.

[Bjornebye]

53 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Signing into an xbox needed passwords, pass codes QR codes, links to websites  download an app I was a fucking Knight templar by the time I'd passed every fucking obstacle. Whatever happened to just switching a fucking thing on. Fuck off.

 

 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

Having had a VPN running via Denmark for some time now, it was very noticeable that the ads for the evil yellow and red clown and his shit 'food' do not have that horrible insidious whistle at the end. It really does grate, and it would appear that it's aimed as an effective trigger point on a more willing and accepting audience in the UK.

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Having had a VPN running via Denmark for some time now, it was very noticeable that the ads for the evil yellow and red clown and his shit 'food' do not have that horrible insidious whistle at the end. It really does grate, and it would appear that it's aimed as an effective trigger point on a more willing and accepting audience in the UK.

How come you have a VPN but no adblocker?

[Mike D]

Digital electronics which is pretty much everything nowadays where it’ll decide to suddenly not work, but the thing to make it work is to switch it off and back on again and the fact we’ve never gotten away from this, it happens with the humble phone to racing cars and computers on space craft and we just accept it.

I always begrudge doing it.

 

[Mudface]

This sort of bollocks- https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/dec/26/healing-myself-the-pagan-way-how-witchcraft-cast-a-spell-on-me

 

A delusional woman gets stressed out, quits her job and reconnects with her 'spirituality'. As a fucking witch.

 

Let me guess- as ever with these idealistic yarns of people downshifting away from the shite of modern life, she's from an upper middle class family and in one way or another doesn't have to worry about the financial hit of jacking a job in. Actually, the very fact that she's got an article in the Guardian's lifestyle section would confirm that.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Are we getting more adverts? Was watching channel 4 the other night and they seemed to be every 10 minutes. It was distracting and annoying as fuck. 

[halewood pete]

Wife leaving a bar of soap in the bath and it ending up a soggy lump

[Captain Willard]

14 hours ago, Mudface said:

This sort of bollocks- https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/dec/26/healing-myself-the-pagan-way-how-witchcraft-cast-a-spell-on-me

 

A delusional woman gets stressed out, quits her job and reconnects with her 'spirituality'. As a fucking witch.

 

Let me guess- as ever with these idealistic yarns of people downshifting away from the shite of modern life, she's from an upper middle class family and in one way or another doesn't have to worry about the financial hit of jacking a job in. Actually, the very fact that she's got an article in the Guardian's lifestyle section would confirm that.

That article is so bad it’s almost a spoof. She’ll be driving a diesel van delivering plastic shit for Amazon once the redundancy money runs out.