little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Mike D said:

They shut the M57 the other day for 2 days because a fucking sign blew over! Caused chaos, also hate miles after miles of cones with a lane closed and nothing happening.

 

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If only we still had that cones hotline. 

[Harry Squatter]

9 hours ago, Mike D said:

They shut the M57 the other day for 2 days because a fucking sign blew over! Caused chaos, also hate miles after miles of cones with a lane closed and nothing happening.

 

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Got stuck in the traffic for ages the other night. Surely picking up a sign and moving it off the road to put it back up doesn't take 2 days. 

[Mike D]

When a new page starts on a forum.

[Mike D]

^I was hoping that would have started a new page! Fucking shite!

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Mike D said:

^I was hoping that would have started a new page! Fucking shite!

Haha, got a bit to go, think it's 25 posts per page.

[dockers_strike]

Fucking twats at Hermes, apparently lost a parcel I was sending. Scanned at the drop off shop, scanned by the collection driver, scanned when it entered the Hermes 'network,' then, disappears without trace!

 

Cant contact a human over the internet, just get a stupid automated chat. Have to phone them and be put in a queue for over 30 minutes to be told it 'seems to have got lost'! No. Fucking. Shit. Sherlock.

 

What you going to do? Fuck all really. if we cant resolve it we'll mark it lost then you have to prove you sent it, provide photos of the item and package. Then if we're generous, we'll give you maybe a tenner for your trouble.

[Chairman Meow]

8 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Fucking twats at Hermes, apparently lost a parcel I was sending. Scanned at the drop off shop, scanned by the collection driver, scanned when it entered the Hermes 'network,' then, disappears without trace!

 

Cant contact a human over the internet, just get a stupid automated chat. Have to phone them and be put in a queue for over 30 minutes to be told it 'seems to have got lost'! No. Fucking. Shit. Sherlock.

 

What you going to do? Fuck all really. if we cant resolve it we'll mark it lost then you have to prove you sent it, provide photos of the item and package. Then if we're generous, we'll give you maybe a tenner for your trouble.

 

Hermes and Yodel are by far the worst couriers out there. 

 

I've been with almost all of the major couriers and you will always occasionally get stuff going missing or had various problems.

 

Never used either as a business, and I never would because you're just setting yourself up to let customers down time after time if my experiences from having stuff sent to me is anything to go by. They are cheap, but what's the point if you then end up spending your time chasing shit up and having pissed off customers as a result. 

 

 

[Elite]

I cancelled Netflix and ever since they have been spamming my inbox constantly.

 

'it's been 5 days since you left us' 

'it's been 7 days since you left us 

 

Etc...

 

They should be done for harassment the cunts.

 

 

 

 

[Stouffer]

The time it takes Mrs. Stouffer to get from the car to wherever we're going. For instance going food shopping.

 

Me:

 

Pull up, get out of car, get bags from boot then go into the shop.

 

Mrs. Stouffer:

 

Pull up, piss about with glasses, have a drink of something, blow nose, check make up in mirror, get out of car, put coat on, put bag on, stop to fasten coat (apparently this cannot be done whilst walking), ratch round in bag for unknown item, go back into car for shopping list (which is in my wallet), go to get bags from boot (that I'm already holding) and then start to make her way to the shop asking why I'm pissed off.

 

Erm, probably because I've been stood out in the rain for 10 minutes waiting for you to get ready.

 

It's a fucking good job she's got big tits.

[Mike D]

This sort of thing and it’s not just F1 they do it in loads of things, look at the camera and fold your arms..

 

 

[Mike D]

I also hate blocking of videos on forums!

[VladimirIlyich]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:06, Mudface said:

If only we still had that cones hotline. 

Its still staffed.

[Harry Squatter]

9 hours ago, Stouffer said:

The time it takes Mrs. Stouffer to get from the car to wherever we're going. For instance going food shopping.

 

Me:

 

Pull up, get out of car, get bags from boot then go into the shop.

 

Mrs. Stouffer:

 

Pull up, piss about with glasses, have a drink of something, blow nose, check make up in mirror, get out of car, put coat on, put bag on, stop to fasten coat (apparently this cannot be done whilst walking), ratch round in bag for unknown item, go back into car for shopping list (which is in my wallet), go to get bags from boot (that I'm already holding) and then start to make her way to the shop asking why I'm pissed off.

 

Erm, probably because I've been stood out in the rain for 10 minutes waiting for you to get ready.

 

It's a fucking good job she's got big tits.

My next door neighbour takes about 20 minutes to get out of her car, either faffing about with the seat or stays on her phone think she spends more time in her car than her living room.

[Harry's Lad]

9 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

My next door neighbour takes about 20 minutes to get out of her car, either faffing about with the seat or stays on her phone think she spends more time in her car than her living room.

The people who live opposite us are like that. 

They'll either get in their car, start it up so the lights go on and just sit there fucking about on their phone or return home and stay in the car fucking about, again with the engine running and lights on.

 

Bloody annoying when you need to reverse off your front but can't determine whether they're going to pull out or not.

He's as bad as she is, fucking nobheads.

[Shitty Arse]

Seeing posts on Facebook with people sagely explaining all their anti vaccination opinions and virology expertise, yet the posts are riddled with basic spelling mistakes. I don’t know why this winds me up so much? Fuck engaging with the cunts either. Like howling into a void. 

[Arniepie]

On 09/12/2021 at 22:55, johnsusername said:

Or when you're behind another car at a red light and then it turns green and only THEN does the car in front put it's indicator on. Why not indicate earlier that you're going to turn? Now I'm fucking stuck here behind you! 

 

 

I fucking hate that

[Mike D]

When you’ve had a shower, got dried, got dressed, got ya socks on and go back in the bathroom and step in a wet patch which means a change of socks.

[DJLJ]

Those little fucking black things from astro turfs. Every single boot and sock the kids has, has them somewhere. Astro turf in the school which means each day and then on the weekends when they go to outdoor soccer or GAA or similar games and practises. All over the shop all the fucking time and the hoover needs to go constantly because of them. Fucking small black Astro turf cunting things  

[Mike D]

Onboard automated train announcements.

[Mike D]

Lads spitting on the pavement.

[Curly]

On 12/12/2021 at 22:50, Mike D said:

When you’ve had a shower, got dried, got dressed, got ya socks on and go back in the bathroom and step in a wet patch which means a change of socks.

Depends what has caused the wet patch. Innit? Do you know what I mean? Mike? Innit? Lads?

[Mike D]

People who spell the word “does” as “dose”.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Mike D said:

People who spell the word “does” as “dose”.

I don't know anyone who dose that to be fair.

[Mike D]

Scouse lads getting their hair cut in barbers.

 

The biggest bunch of fussy fucking mummies boys ever. Im surprised some dont still take their mum with them.

 

Fade it to there lad but dont fade it there lad.

 

 

[chrisbonnie]

stupid shaped jars, so when you get to the bottom of the jar you cant get the contents out. 

 

can companies not put some R&D into the shape of their jars so half of the fucking peanut butter cant actually be eaten.

 

making my porridge this morning and i felt robbed that i couldnt get a good scoop of the salty goodness into my porridge.