FAO men cohabiting with women

[Skidfingers McGonical]

So do I. Maybe then you could get your review up.

[Juniper]

Haha!

[Captain Turdseye]

There's talk of her going to a CentreParks or something for a week in May with her mum and sister. I won't be going obviously as her mum is a freaky psycho but it would mean a week with the house to myself. A week! I reckon by the third day I'll have watched every porn video the Internet has to offer and I'd still have four days left to get stoned, play Playstation and eat shit food from morning 'til night.

 

A week!

[Dr Nowt]

Bliss!

[General Dryness]

There's talk of her going to a CentreParks or something for a week in May with her mum and sister. I won't be going obviously as her mum is a freaky psycho but it would mean a week with the house to myself. A week! I reckon by the third day I'll have watched every porn video the Internet has to offer and I'd still have four days left to get stoned, play Playstation and eat shit food from morning 'til night.

 

A week!

 

If she takes your daughter with her you'll be able to get out on the lash as well. Result.

[Captain Turdseye]

She's not going. I'm devastated.

[General Dryness]

Was the thought of you being happy for a whole week too much for her to cope with?

[Captain Turdseye]

It was probably the thought of spending more than 20 minutes near her mum. Can't blame her really. 

[Dr Nowt]

That is fucking terrible news mate.  I've just lit a candle for you and am having a few minutes of quiet contemplation.

[Nunavut Patrick]

YNWA

Condolscenes, etc

[Dr Nowt]

Mine just attempted to put Big Brother on in the lounge, in clear violation of the sacred code.

 

In fairness, a quick "Would you mind going in another room to watch that, as I take exception to my ears being infected by those cunts?" has rectified matters. 

 

She's now in the other room having muted the television while she sorted it out on her phone.

 

In lieu of her just stopping watching that sort of poison I can accept this as a fair compromise.  I'm not a monster.

[littletedwest]

Been with the Mrs 12 years now. Feel trapped though. She has a massive temper and I'm a "anything for a quiet life" person.

Went out Saturday night, I work 45 hours a week she works twenty. I'm skint so I bring home just enough for us to go out (can afford it once a month). She then says will I buy her a meal in the pub. I ask her has she got any Money.she then goes mad about how tight I am (I'm paying for all her ale like)

We go out she proceeds drink a bottle of wine in an hour and is fucked. Calls me every name under sun. So my one night a month out lasts about 90 mins because of her.

Sunday no apologies for acting like a cunt. Nothing.

 

 

This shit happens too much with her. Felt like walking out yesterday but i've nowhere to go, plus I love her kids and our dogs.

I even love her too but fuck me she is hard work.

 

anyway sorry for turning the gf into justseventeen just needed vent.

[Dr Nowt]

Really sorry to hear that, ted. 

 

Forgive my flippancy, but do you think the object of your forum handle might provide a nod towards an exit plan which ticks all the boxes presented above?

 

(Clue, I don't mean fucking the kids or the dogs).

[Nunavut Patrick]

Men need a fucking proper holiday. And not some pipe dream holiday like Steak and Blowjob Day that hardly any wenches observe.

[Captain Turdseye]

That is fucking terrible news mate.  I've just lit a candle for you and am having a few minutes of quiet contemplation.

 

That means a lot, mate. 

 

 

 

*Wipes single tear from cheek*

[Rico1304]

Ask Stig for his adv...oh, hang on. Maybe not.

[General Dryness]

Been with the Mrs 12 years now. Feel trapped though. She has a massive temper and I'm a "anything for a quiet life" person.

Went out Saturday night, I work 45 hours a week she works twenty. I'm skint so I bring home just enough for us to go out (can afford it once a month). She then says will I buy her a meal in the pub. I ask her has she got any Money.she then goes mad about how tight I am (I'm paying for all her ale like)

We go out she proceeds drink a bottle of wine in an hour and is fucked. Calls me every name under sun. So my one night a month out lasts about 90 mins because of her.

Sunday no apologies for acting like a cunt. Nothing.

 

 

This shit happens too much with her. Felt like walking out yesterday but i've nowhere to go, plus I love her kids and our dogs.

I even love her too but fuck me she is hard work.

 

anyway sorry for turning the gf into justseventeen just needed vent.

 

Thats rough mate. Why do we do it to ourselves?

 

Me and Mrs D have our moments, but we're generally pretty easy going with each other. Stories like yours remind me how lucky I am.

 

Keep your chin up fella.

[Mook]

If my missus got pished in an hour and I was ok, I'd send her home in a taxi and head to my local.

 

Having said that, I'm a complete cunt.

[littletedwest]

Nah your spot on, but even though she was in the wrong I'd still be hearing about it after Christmas 2023

[Nunavut Patrick]

Been with the Mrs 12 years now. Feel trapped though. She has a massive temper and I'm a "anything for a quiet life" person.

Went out Saturday night, I work 45 hours a week she works twenty. I'm skint so I bring home just enough for us to go out (can afford it once a month). She then says will I buy her a meal in the pub. I ask her has she got any Money.she then goes mad about how tight I am (I'm paying for all her ale like)

We go out she proceeds drink a bottle of wine in an hour and is fucked. Calls me every name under sun. So my one night a month out lasts about 90 mins because of her.

Sunday no apologies for acting like a cunt. Nothing.

 

 

This shit happens too much with her. Felt like walking out yesterday but i've nowhere to go, plus I love her kids and our dogs.

I even love her too but fuck me she is hard work.

 

anyway sorry for turning the gf into justseventeen just needed vent.

You know what to do.

But you will convince yourself otherwise until finally the penny will drop.

Been there mate.

[littletedwest]

Was it you who posted in the world of a woman about your ex being a mentalist?

 

yeah I know what you mean. I'm 34 though with debts, no where to stop and nothing I really own.

 

daft thing is she keeps talking about marriage. Fuck that.

[A Red]

Go back to your mums, a mates or a hostel. Get a plan and fuck off.

 

(meant in the best possible way)

[Champ]

Nah your spot on, but even though she was in the wrong I'd still be hearing about it after Christmas 2023

What do you want to happen, ted?

[littletedwest]

honestly don't know. I'll probably simmer down soon it'll blow over to be repeated ad nauseum in the future.

[Champ]

honestly don't know. I'll probably simmer down soon it'll blow over to be repeated ad nauseum in the future.

To be honest, I thought you were a lot older than 34; you've a lot of life to live. You already know that more of the same is unlikely to fix the situation. I guess you have to decide whether you want things to change...one way or another