FAO men cohabiting with women

[A Red]

My ex was (is) a proper mentalist. When I realised and was about to leave she announced she was pregnant, my parents split up when I was 3 when my old man walked out and it was drummed into me that you dont leave your kids. I stayed and we had another kid.

 

After years of hell I sorted the kids (grown up) out best I could and finally left.

 

After squandering everything she had and developing a close relationship with the local police force, she is now an alcoholic living in a hostel.

 

Dont be a prick like me, for fucks sake go

[Nunavut Patrick]

My ex was (is) a proper mentalist. When I realised and was about to leave she announced she was pregnant, my parents split up when I was 3 when my old man walked out and it was drummed into me that you dont leave your kids. I stayed and we had another kid.

 

After years of hell I sorted the kids (grown up) out best I could and finally left.

 

After squandering everything she had and developing a close relationship with the local police force, she is now an alcoholic living in a hostel.

 

Dont be a prick like me, for fucks sake go

i cannot emphasize how much a messed up childhood can cause problems later on. I knew going into my marriage that there was serious trauma from her childhood, as a eight year old she had to pull her Dad off her Mum as he was going to kill her. She ended hp smashing him over the head with a vase. and the next ten to fifteen years she was manipukated by bitter parents.

 

Deep,down I knew this but we got pregnant young and then compunded thay mistake with two more. I love my kids dearly, more than I can put into words and I stayed to see it out. i put up with an incfedible amount of shit and humiliation. But I am proud I stuck it out and they say it is wrong to stay for the kids sake but I know it was the right decsion, as I should have left when the youngest was 5.

 

did i say the sex was mind blowing though?

[littletedwest]

My ex was (is) a proper mentalist. When I realised and was about to leave she announced she was pregnant, my parents split up when I was 3 when my old man walked out and it was drummed into me that you dont leave your kids. I stayed and we had another kid.

 

After years of hell I sorted the kids (grown up) out best I could and finally left.

 

After squandering everything she had and developing a close relationship with the local police force, she is now an alcoholic living in a hostel.

 

Dont be a prick like me, for fucks sake go

I'm pissed so gotta ask mate. That shit is obviously not on you but did you ever feel any guilt or sympathy for her.

Her brother committed suicide and it's defo affected her. That was five year ago.when she drinks she is a nightmare. and I get pissed but even I blanch at her.

[Juniper]

The other half went back to our hometown earlier for the weekend.

 

So far today, I have done some DIY, a 6 mile run up the hills. Watched a certain sporting event, practiced my drums, got some grub in for tomorrow morning and have been drinking ale all evening.

 

Now currently sat listening to some records.

 

Tomorrow it's a practice and xbox/film day.

 

Perfect.

[Champ]

Probably as good a place as any to ask this question...

 

Just been chatting and the subject of who makes the tea in the morning came up so I thought it would be worth putting to a wider audience...

 

Is it the law that men always get the tea in the morning...like a hunter gatherer kind of thing

[RJ Fan club]

Never eat a pregnant lass's tiramisu.

 

She doesn't know yet, I expect it to go nuclear imminently.

 

No bin bagging here though, she knows whose in charge

[Elite]

Never eat a pregnant lass's tiramisu.

 

I thought that was a euphemism for a moment.

[Captain Turdseye]

Probably as good a place as any to ask this question...

 

Just been chatting and the subject of who makes the tea in the morning came up so I thought it would be worth putting to a wider audience...

 

Is it the law that men always get the tea in the morning...like a hunter gatherer kind of thing

Whoever gets up first puts the kettle on, no?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Never eat a pregnant lass's tiramisu.

She doesn't know yet, I expect it to go nuclear imminently.

No bin bagging here though, she knows whose in charge

I am not googling that.

 

No way....

 

FAO Alan Sex....can you do it?

[Juniper]

It's not the law, it's a cup of tea.

 

On the weekdays she gets a cup of tea in bed as I'm up before her each day.

 

On the weekend she returns the favour if she's up before me.

[Fowlers God]

Whoever gets up first puts the kettle on, no?

Is the only correct answer in an equal world

[lifetime fan]

Probably as good a place as any to ask this question...

 

Just been chatting and the subject of who makes the tea in the morning came up so I thought it would be worth putting to a wider audience...

 

Is it the law that men always get the tea in the morning...like a hunter gatherer kind of thing

I've got one of those filthy coffee drinkers for a bird.

 

Because I'm under the thumb I prepare the coffee maker the night before as I let the dog out for his last piss. Depending on what time I'm starting work I either put it on ready for her or just leave it ready for her to push a button when she's up so its not too stewed.

 

I have my first cup of tea of the day in work. My alarm leaves me enough military time to get out of bed, shower, dress, brush my teeth and drive to work with a lead foot.

 

None of this hanging about the house bollocks when I could be sleeping.

[Champ]

Never eat a pregnant lass's tiramisu.

She doesn't know yet, I expect it to go nuclear imminently.

No bin bagging here though, she knows whose in charge

  

I thought that was a euphemism for a moment.

I'm still none the wiser

[Nunavut Patrick]

I'm still none the wiser

Ignorance is bliss.

[Champ]

Probably as good a place as any to ask this question...

Just been chatting and the subject of who makes the tea in the morning came up so I thought it would be worth putting to a wider audience...

Is it the law that men always get the tea in the morning...like a hunter gatherer kind of thing

  

Whoever gets up first puts the kettle on, no?

  

It's not the law, it's a cup of tea.On the weekdays she gets a cup of tea in bed as I'm up before her each day. On the weekend she returns the favour if she's up before me.

  

Is the only correct answer in an equal world

 

 

You'd think so, really, wouldnt you, but as long as we've been together Mr Champ has insisted that he is the tea maker, even though he doesnt drink tea himself. He says its what his Dad always did for his Mum and is what my Dad does too. The person I was speaking to said the same so I was just wondering how widespread this behaviour is. And much I might protest (not very much, in honesty) he insists its his job

I've got one of those filthy coffee drinkers for a bird.

Because I'm under the thumb I prepare the coffee maker the night before as I let the dog out for his last piss. Depending on what time I'm starting work I either put it on ready for her or just leave it ready for her to push a button when she's up so its not too stewed.

I have my first cup of tea of the day in work. My alarm leaves me enough military time to get out of bed, shower, dress, brush my teeth and drive to work with a lead foot.

None of this hanging about the house bollocks when I could be sleeping.

The variety of drink wasnt the issue, rather the gesture, and much appreciated it is too

[lifetime fan]

The variety of drink wasnt the issue, rather the gesture, and much appreciated it is too

She loves coffee more than me. I get special brownie points for having it all set up though so it's a happy exchange.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Its funny the what your Dad did so I do it.

 

i would never let the wife carve the roast or bird because my dad did that. She insisted a few times, and i stayed well clear as a sharp knife in her hands could easily be turned on me, and every time she made a mess of it.

 

I always made the gravy. You cannot let a woman make gravy, or Yorkshire Puds. Under no circumstances. If this happens men, cut off your penises and fry them up and serve in a bun. She may have gotten her carving kinfe near the odd turkey but she never, ever made gravy or Yorkshire puddings

[Nunavut Patrick]

She loves coffee more than me. I get special brownie points for having it all set up though so it's a happy exchange.

By brownie points you mean full on anal?

 

Fuck I would have made coffee in the morning.

[General Dryness]

By brownie points you mean full on anal?

 

Fuck I would have made coffee in the morning.

 

Is there any other kind? I've never heard of gentle anal. The back doors are there to be smashed in.

 

Stig, navy etc.

[lifetime fan]

By brownie points you mean full on anal?

 

Fuck I would have made coffee in the morning.

Brownie points in our house are exchanged for blow jobs, I never need to ask for anal.

[lifetime fan]

Is there any other kind? I've never heard of gentle anal. The back doors are there to be smashed in.

 

Stig, navy etc.

Balls deep or it's only teasing.

[General Dryness]

Balls deep or it's only teasing.

 

Col knows.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Brownie points in our house are exchanged for blow jobs, I never need to ask for anal.

i needed to leave the country for it.

 

i hope it is legal in Mexico.

[Champ]

Brownie points in our house are exchanged for blow jobs, I never need to ask for anal.

You are just kidding, aren't you?

[lifetime fan]

You are just kidding, aren't you?

No. Why?