FAO men cohabiting with women

[Mook]

Straight down the knocking shop.

 

Plus Rico, Moof & ROTOQ's suggestions.

[Sut]

Move out.

 

Plus Rico, Moof, ROTOQ & Mook's suggestions.

[Fowlers God]

Taking all in to suggestion and will start making my way through the list. 1st wank down and gonna start on this I've just thrown together!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Eat that stir fry then impregnate a local 16 year old.

 

Plus Suts, Ricos, Moofs, ROTOQs & Mook's suggestions

[Lee909]

Sit down quietly in the sofa with a cup of tea and the tv

 

 

 

 

Oh and all the other suggestions too

[Dr Nowt]

Go to prison for JPing up a local 14 year old who looked 16. Kind of.

 

Plus Sut's, rico's, moof's, ROTOQ's, Mook's and ROTOQ's suggestions.

 

Flash's suggestion can also be catered for, if you substitute sofa for nonce wing, tea for boiling hot water and sugar flung in your face and quietly for in agonised terror. Hope this helps.

[Captain Turdseye]

Have a shave.

[Bruce Spanner]

Tape over all her Sex And The City videos with snooker.

[lifetime fan]

Change the kids names by deed poll?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Get some ice cream and go down to the pub.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Paint the whole house Gothic style. 

[setreal]

Shit with the door open.

[Bruce Spanner]

Leisurely massage your perineum.

[Fowlers God]

Shit with the door open.

I do that anyway at home. Toilet is too small

[Rico1304]

Get yourself hooked up to a drip, don't want to dehydrate.

[tokyojoe]

I do that anyway at home. Toilet is too small

Most toilets would be too small for you Dan.

[Lee909]

Cant be shitting or having a bath with tbe door open. Its wrong

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Iv'e had a bath with the door open, it was unnerving, suddenly my house felt like the fucking enfield haunting house. I got out and closed it but kept an eye on the glass window above the door still a little uneasy. It isn't wise to mess with some things. Bad juju.

[Hand Shandy]

The fuck? The only time I ever shut a toilet door is if I'm having a dump in a public khazi trap.

[General Dryness]

Have a shave.

 

 

Change the kids names by deed poll?

CT and Lifey know.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The fuck? The only time I ever shut a toilet door is if I'm having a dump in a public khazi trap.

 

I never shut the shitter door. My house, if you don't like that, and the inevitable watery eyes it brings, then leave.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm so alone.

[Jairzinho]

 

 

 

CT and Lifey know.

 

His kids are now called Cleany McClean Shave and Lycka Baybeezbum

[General Dryness]

His kids are now called Cleany McClean Shave and Lycka Baybeezbum

Only because his missus wouldn't let him have ShavenHaven and Bald Taco.

[lifetime fan]

She's in Cardiff for the weekend so last night was spent in town in a cider bar, played golf this morning, few beers after, watched 4 games of football, had 3 wanks, steak and red wine for tea, boxing, more football and another bank later I reckon.

 

Happy days.

[memyselfandpie]

But no mention of your hoop dreams. Tut.