FAO men cohabiting with women

[Bjornebye]

She has been off since Friday and isn't back to work until next Thursday. We were meant to be going away but decided not to a

few months back but she is still off. I start late on wednesdays and fancied a lie in this morning. She has just walked in the bedroom and dumped the laundry basket on the bed and started slamming drawers and stuff. The dog then jumps up in the bed so my lay in is over. I asked what was up with her

"You just lay there while I sort the clothes out while the dogs going mental its fine"

Cheeky bitch she is out for lunch later and im working until half 8. Fucking dickheads all of them

[Mook]

She has been off since Friday and isn't back to work until next Thursday. We were meant to be going away but decided not to a

few months back but she is still off. I start late on wednesdays and fancied a lie in this morning. She has just walked in the bedroom and dumped the laundry basket on the bed and started slamming drawers and stuff. The dog then jumps up in the bed so my lay in is over. I asked what was up with her

"You just lay there while I sort the clothes out while the dogs going mental its fine"

Cheeky bitch she is out for lunch later and im working until half 8. Fucking dickheads all of them

 

Was it her idea to get a dog as well?

 

Mine wanted a cat (even though we live in a rented flat so could get kicked out), so we got one & now I buy all his food/litter & have to clean his shit up. Just as well I like cats or I would be putting the cunt in the bottom of the nearest river with concrete shoes on.

 

The cat I mean.

[PestiRed]

You lucky, lucky bastard.

Ipanema's nicer though.

Rio Hipster alert.

It was nice and if you're gonna be a hipster, then I must point out that Le Blon is better than Ipanema

 

Two days back in Europe and then New York for three days, including a day at a hospitality suite at the U.S. Open - quarterfinals at Arthur Ashe stadium so hopefully will see someone decent. Loving my job at the moment

[lifetime fan]

Got any jobs going?

[Dr Nowt]

It was nice and if you're gonna be a hipster, then I must point out that Le Blon is better than Ipanema

 

Two days back in Europe and then New York for three days, including a day at a hospitality suite at the U.S. Open - quarterfinals at Arthur Ashe stadium so hopefully will see someone decent. Loving my job at the moment

 

Sounds superb to be fair mate.

[PestiRed]

Got any jobs going?

Loads, my current brief is building a global organisation but I'm not letting any of the staff travel. They have to stay at home and work

[cloggypop]

Loads, my current brief is building a global organisation but I'm not letting any of the staff travel. They have to stay at home and work

Are you Dr Evil?

[PestiRed]

Are you Dr Evil?

It's been rumoured that I occasionally stroke a pussy whilst planning domination

[Sugar Ape]

She's fucked off out for the night so I'm going to get smashed and listen to some vinyl. The Jam first then move on the remastered Led Zep records later.

 

[Trumo]

She's fucked off out for the night so I'm going to get smashed and listen to some vinyl. 

 

 

That way does sound a lot better than smashing some vinyl and listening to yourself.

[Sugar Ape]

Don't give up the day job Trumo.

[littletedwest]

possibly for the world of a woman thread. Having a beer tonight outside with a cig she comes out screaming like a banshee.

given we've had issues with knobHead neighbours I thought world war three was kicking off.

turns out there was a not really big spider in the house.

 

She also shouted the dog. what's she gonna do its not a fucking cat

[RedKnight]

My dog used to love munching and chasing spiders.

[Tyler Durden]

possibly for the world of a woman thread. Having a beer tonight outside with a cig she comes out screaming like a banshee.

given we've had issues with knobHead neighbours I thought world war three was kicking off.

turns out there was a not really big spider in the house.

She also shouted the dog. what's she gonna do its not a fucking cat

Could throw the dog at it, I'd throw my 3year old at it (yes I am a bad queg who is shit scared of them)

[Tyler Durden]

She's fucked off out for the night so I'm going to get smashed and listen to some vinyl. The Jam first then move on the remastered Led Zep records later.

 

Rock and Roll

[lifetime fan]

Loads, my current brief is building a global organisation but I'm not letting any of the staff travel. They have to stay at home and work

Give me one then.

[PestiRed]

Give me one then.

English language jobs are based in Budapest or Cincinatti - I'd recommend Cincinatti as the European one's don't pay well

[Remmie]

Got my honeymoon tomorrow immediately followed by a week of solitude when Mrs Remmie returns to Ukraine for 1 week to see her family. Not sure what I am looking forward to the most*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*That's obviously bollocks, I am far more anticipating lots of mucky fun on holiday with the Mrs but this isn't the thread for being loved up

[Paulie Dangerously]

Mine went to keep fit last night for almost two hours. Mythbusters Star Wars specials. Aww yeah

[Sugar Ape]

She's gone to stay in her dads in Staffordshire for the night. Got my mates coming round later for the boxing, couple of pizzas in that I may or may not die of food poisoning from eating, and a keg of Warsteiner.

 

Going to lie on the couch in my undies in the meantime and wait for the bourbon hangover to wear off.

[Mook]

She's gone out to her baby shower, Frank Zappa up to 11 on the stereo, fucking bliss.

[Fowlers God]

Mrs has taken the three kids on holiday with her Aunt and uncle for the week. Free house- what to do?

[Rico1304]

Mrs has taken the three kids on holiday with her Aunt and uncle for the week. Free house- what to do?

Wankathon

[moof]

Mrs has taken the three kids on holiday with her Aunt and uncle for the week. Free house- what to do?

Weed, beer, pizza, video games.

 

Plus Rico's suggestion.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Wankathon with breaks to binge eat burritos and blocks of cheese and drink spiced rum until you throw up on your own cock.

 

Plus rico and moofs suggestions.