Word obsessions

[Total Longo]

I get obsessed with words that really have no reason for me to get obsessed with. For example over the last twelve months or so i have bored people senseless with repeated references to words like "Ungoro", "Norbert" and "risible". My girlfriend thinks i'm doing it to annoy her, but i don't think i am.

 

Anyway, the latest one is "Baratheon", it just pops into my head all the time and i have to use it in sentences where it shouldn't be used. Is this normal behaviour, or does anyone else find themselves getting obsessed with stupid words?

[Remmie]

Majestic.

Execrable.

Bale to git there.

[jonnybastard]

Whom. If someone says 'who' when they mean 'whom', i can't help but correct them, just to be a wanker. It's a word that is rarely used these days, and will no doubt die of neglect, but not on my watch.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck.

[Innova]

Fuck.

 

Well said. Fuck.

[cloggypop]

Onomatomania

[Total Longo]

Egginess.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Nonetheless.

Notwithstanding.

Alarmist.

Rabid badger.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Herpes

 

I mean erm, no.

[General Dryness]

Aghast.

[Pony Princess]

duplicitous

[jonnybastard]

Arsebiscuits. I don't even know what the fuck it means. It could even be two words.

[General Dryness]

Outstanding.

[Hooch]

Yeah it's normal.

 

Mine is crab. Everyone is a fucking crab.

 

*caught in traffic / behind a slow driver * - Me: "crabs everywhere la".

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking.

Bunch of.

Weirdo's.

[Teflon Don]

Bumming. Fucktards. Bad shithouse dog AIDS.

 

All down to reading the glorious GF.

 

(EDIT: A Google search for "Bad shithouse dog AIDS" returns this thread as its top result.)

[GUS]

Banal

Ennui

Nadir

Hyperbole

 

But I hate it when people use literally out of context and all the time.

[jonnybastard]

I've been working with some Scottish lads this past month, and 'cuntyballs' has become a favourite. No idea what language they speak, one of them offered me a 'canerginger' the other day. Turns out its a can of fizzy pop- the way they speak, I thought he was offering me a stabbing.

[Total Longo]

Bradawl!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I say 'at the end of the day' far to often, I annoy myself, also '100%', urrgh, why am I me.

[PestiRed]

Diabolical - a long-term favourite

 

Nomark - favourite insult, it's exactly what it says

 

Presently - beautifully vague enough that the recipient has no fucking idea when you will get around to it

[Bobby Hundreds]

What... I don't know why I say it, I heard you first time I just want you to repeat your shit. Must be for thinking time before they have even got halfway through repeating I cut in with the answer fuck you bitch I'm a talking now. What!

[RJ Fan club]

Libatious.

 

Sylvan

[Total Longo]

The latest two are "Cleft" and "Quavers". No idea why.

 

I'm also obsessed with the haulage firm "Norbert Dentressangle".

 

I could be ill.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Hadaway

 

and

 

shite