Geordies

[silverlining]

Fair point, but considering I've never met Melons or Lurtzy I have nothing to defend. I do like their posts and they are probably two of my fave forumites and find it humorous that anyone is offended by my responses. It's my attempt at sarcasm, sometimes is works and sometimes it doesn't. Finally, if you find my put downs of SL offensive I suggest you read his replies and peoples reaction to his 'fun'. I'm the wrong target, not that I care, I read the site for me and until I get bored or I'm banned I'll happily bore myself silly with my own jokes. Laugh along if you want but I won't be offended if you don't.

 

You've missed the point.

He's offended by how fucking shit your "putdowns" are.

[Sugar Ape]

Fair point, but considering I've never met Melons or Lurtzy I have nothing to defend. I do like their posts and they are probably two of my fave forumites and find it humorous that anyone is offended by my responses. It's my attempt at sarcasm, sometimes is works and sometimes it doesn't. Finally, if you find my put downs of SL offensive I suggest you read his replies and peoples reaction to his 'fun'. I'm the wrong target, not that I care, I read the site for me and until I get bored or I'm banned I'll happily bore myself silly with my own jokes. Laugh along if you want but I won't be offended if you don't.

 

I've got nothing personal against a fellow lover of fine boobs such as yourself. I also get along with Melons quite well, but I don't get all up in peoples faces everytime someone offends her. I reckon the site is taken too seriously by some, especially the GF?

 

Say what you like about Brendan, his putdowns are funny though.

[Flying Pig]

 

Watch it! Flying Pig will be all over you with pithy zingers like:

 

"Back to the stable mary' date=' it's Christmas soon"

You can't really recover from that.[/quote']

 

No need to recover, it's some of my best work. I'm very proud of it.

[Lurtz]

I think you fall out with more than your fair share of people mate, but that's up to you. We all argue with people on here, but if it's happening more and more often then I think you have to ask yourself what is the reason for it?

 

 

Sorry Rapey, were you here for the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?

 

I actually think I argue less these days simply because I don't have time (today I have been multitasking).

 

I used to row like fuck with The Pig back in the days when he was The Cage. I argued with Karl, Remmie, Paul, Brownie, Cain and loads of others. All good posters on here and decent lads. I'm a fuckload less angry these days than I was about 5 years ago.

[Flying Pig]

 

I've got nothing personal against a fellow lover of fine boobs such as yourself. I also get along with Melons quite well' date=' but I don't get all up in peoples faces everytime someone offends her. I reckon the site is taken too seriously by some, especially the GF?

 

Say what you like about Brendan, his putdowns are funny though.[/quote']

 

I can't ever recall attacking anyone who offends Melons. Her posts are far too intelligent for me, I just jump up and down (virtually) hoping she'll see my posts and run away with me, but alas it hasn't happened.

 

As for SL posts, the last thing 99% of his post are is humorous; example, calling Spybee and Simon cunts ( or similar) are cheap shots from behind a cowards computer. No need for it.

 

Regarding Lurtzy, just because he has pictures of Alf Garnet in ever room of his house doesn't make him a bad person. He mostly defends himself firstly rather than add boringly shite comments like SL.

 

In about 20 years we'll all laugh about this!

[Flying Pig]

 

You've missed the point.

He's offended by how fucking shit your "putdowns" are.

 

Did I hear an ant fart from 3 miles away? I definitely thought I heard something. What could it be. Oh yes it was SL jumping on someone's post attempting hurt their feeling.

 

Just imagine the 4th buzzer on Family Fortunes, that's you:

 

UuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuu!

[Lurtz]

 

Say what you like about Brendan, his putdowns are funny though.

 

Not really.

 

The Adrian Durham of TLW.

 

Sees post by someone he's decided not to like, takes diametrically opposing view to poster's, retorts with hilarious insults gleaned from a combination of the urban dictionary and thesaurus.com, repeat until told to stop it by mods, continues to revenge neg with his delightful insults whenever possible and don't forget the shithouse tags.

 

Nothing really funny about any of that. Not just me who thinks it either, not by a long way.

[silverlining]

Did I hear an ant fart from 3 miles away? I definitely thought I heard something. What could it be. Oh yes it was SL jumping on someone's post attempting hurt their feeling.

 

Just imagine the 4th buzzer on Family Fortunes, that's you:

 

UuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuu!

 

*blinks*

[Carvalho Diablo]

Unreal thread this.

 

3:20 in...

 

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[Hand Shandy]

Hormonal whoopsies the lot of them.

[Captain Turdseye]

My unborn child will have Geordie heritage on it's Mothers side (she hasn't got the accent) and there's some Irish, Scouse and Runcornian heritage on my side. It's probably gonna grow up with a southern accent due to where we live.

 

What does it all mean?

[Sugar Ape]

My unborn child will have Geordie heritage on it's Mothers side (she hasn't got the accent) and there's some Irish' date=' Scouse and Runcornian heritage on my side. It's probably gonna grow up with a southern accent due to where we live.

 

What does it all mean?[/quote']

 

On the one hand it won't have a Geordie accent, on the other hand it'll have 7 fingers due to being from Suffolk.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The only people I hate are Cockneys.

 

And Mancs.

 

And 6 toed Smoggy paedo's.

 

And Nantwich trannies.

 

As those French cunts say, "Vive la difference."

[Bjornebye]

My unborn child will have Geordie heritage on it's Mothers side (she hasn't got the accent) and there's some Irish, Scouse and Runcornian heritage on my side. It's probably gonna grow up with a southern accent due to where we live.

 

What does it all mean?

 

It's the Runcorn that's the biggest concern. it might end up with teeth like john bishop. and the 7 fingers will come from the widnes acid that batters runcorn when it's windy.

[Carvalho Diablo]

One for Lurtzy...

 

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[Anubis]

My unborn child will have Geordie heritage on it's Mothers side (she hasn't got the accent) and there's some Irish, Scouse and Runcornian heritage on my side. It's probably gonna grow up with a southern accent due to where we live.

 

What does it all mean?

 

Usually retardation.

[Captain Turdseye]

Usually retardation.

 

I lived in Runcorn for 12 years when I was a kid and I'm, oooh crayons, not retarded much.

[Section_31]

That geordie bird in the new BT advert makes my willy twitch like a dead Apollo Creed.

 

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[Lurtz]

She makes me want to punch her in the tits.

[Thomo123]

 

Sorry Rapey' date=' were you here for the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?

 

I actually think I argue less these days simply because I don't have time (today I have been multitasking).

 

I used to row like fuck with The Pig back in the days when he was The Cage. I argued with Karl, Remmie, Paul, Brownie, Cain and loads of others. All good posters on here and decent lads. I'm a fuckload less angry these days than I was about 5 years ago.[/quote']

 

Maybe you should fuck off and do some work then, you belligerent fucking tool. Your nothing but a nasty snivelling weirdo.

[Lurtz]

That's nice Thomo. Thanks for your valued input.

[L19red]

Clearly all geordies are ugly goth paupers (no way that is her fancy dress)

[L19red]

Maybe you should fuck off and do some work then, you belligerent fucking tool. Your nothing but a nasty snivelling weirdo.

 

You missed out "yorkshire" from that stream of invective. No worse insult in my book.

[KMD7]

I've got both Yorkshire and Welsh heritage. Where the hell does this leave me?

[dickie mint]

I've got both Yorkshire and Welsh heritage. Where the hell does this leave me?

 

 

Blackpool.