Have a rant thread

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

Exactly. 

[General Dryness]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

It’s not really a rant but I’m at her auntie and uncles in deepest darkest Walton looking after the kids so they could go out for tea. It’s quarter past 9 and the fucking I’ve cream van has just pulled up outside all the music playing. I’ve heard him do it that late before. Kids have not long got settled in bed. Like fuck he is selling ice creams the selfish, noisy , drug pushing bastard. 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 13/10/2019 at 00:09, Trumo said:

 

Private Browsing mate. Private Browsing.

 

 

Private browsing is bollocks, google still hoard all yer data, use a proper grown up browser, such as brave. 

[Bjornebye]

How quick has this year gone. I'm still waiting for tit monday. 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

How quick has this year gone. I'm still waiting for tit monday. 

Titty City needs to be relaunched for 2020.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Titty City needs to be relaunched for 2020.

Dave needs to free the breasts 

[manwiththestick]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Titty City needs to be relaunched for 2020.

Ange can kick it off..

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Ange can kick it off..

How ruddy bloody appropriate. 

 

Sort it out Ange.

[Bjornebye]

Been off the ale a bit but went to her aunties for a pre Xmas party. Her other auntie got me a bottle of Woodford reserve. Apparently I rang captain turd at 2am I have no recollection at all. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Been off the ale a bit but went to her aunties for a pre Xmas party. Her other auntie got me a bottle of Woodford reserve. Apparently I rang captain turd at 2am I have no recollection at all. 

hahahaha, I had a feeling you were three sheets to the wind. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Asked me if I was alright eight times and told me that deep down he loves Strontium Dog. Had some choice words for other forum members though. 

[Bjornebye]

54 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Asked me if I was alright eight times and told me that deep down he loves Strontium Dog. Had some choice words for other forum members though. 

Honestly I read your message this morning and was like what the fuck is he on about now. Then she told me I was on the phone to about 8 people including a Skype session with one of my best mates in Canada. Apparently I was shouting at his missus asking if she loves my mate and does she tell him everyday. They have been together 10 years and married for 2. Had a cunt of a few weeks and drinking spirits isn't my thing unless I'm out so I was absolutely rotten and genuinely don't remember any of it. I didn't piss the bed though. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

On 21/12/2019 at 00:04, VladimirIlyich said:

Titty City needs to be relaunched for 2020.

Angie sorted it in the Everton thread

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Angie sorted it in the Everton thread

It was a very good start.

[Bjornebye]

That Caroline Flack has been in court today for smashing her fella over the head with a lamp while he was asleep then attacking him more leaving him covered in blood. Police had to restrain her and one officer has likened it to a murder scene when they arrived and had to restrain her. 

 

She probably won't see the inside of a prison cell. 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That Caroline Flack has been in court today for smashing her fella over the head with a lamp while he was asleep then attacking him more leaving him covered in blood. Police had to restrain her and one officer has likened it to a murder scene when they arrived and had to restrain her. 

 

She probably won't see the inside of a prison cell. 

 

 

She looks like a crank anyway, had more pricks than a cactus too!

[Dr Nowt]

What was he expecting, going back to hers late at night/Sounds like he’s a gold-digging, fucking slag to be honest.

[Dr Nowt]

Tell you what mind, puts her in the Kate McCann/Amanda Knox league, this.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I honestly didn't have a clue who Caroline Flack was until I googled her then all became apparent, spin off TV shows on channels I don't watch or that Love Island crap that seems to have way too much air time, not like I've watched that much on the main channels either. I obviously would like, but then again, probably a bit dangerous if you accidentally came on her favourite pillow. 

[manwiththestick]

47 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Tell you what mind, puts her in the Kate McCann/Amanda Knox league, this.

Not in Foxy's league for danger shag, not at all.

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Not in Foxy's league for danger shag, not at all.

There’s always an Everton to Amanda’s Liverpool, mate.

[Bjornebye]

Agreed about her being nowhere near Foxy Knoxy.  

[Elite]

Sounds like she tried to knock his lights out.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

Sounds like she tried to knock his lights out.

Her lawyer reckons she was only throwing him some shade 

[cloggypop]

Is she lamped him too obvious?