Next issues's photos

[Vincent Vega]

 

 

[Rafiagra]

 

Release the gimps

[sir roger]

 

Zlatan is not esperanto for shit, I've checked.

La La La La La La La ( not listening )

[JohnnyH]

 

 

John Terry puts a foot in a net. His team mates were surprised as they’d heard it was only 6 inches and the girls names were Tracey, Sharon and Pat.

[JohnnyH]

 

"We look sooooo cool"

[lifetime fan]

 

 

Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball? You Seen my baseball?!

[Squabblefest]

John Terry's Conspiracy Corner. Case File #1.

 

In the first of a new series we'll be asking everyone's favourite alleged cockney racist to pit his cognitive skills against some of history's most contentious events and to give us the definitive answer.

We're starting with the JFK assassination.

 

November 22 1963. A date etched on everybody's mind as the most infamous day in American history. But just who shot and killed the most charismatic president of the most powerful nation on earth? The official report claims it was Lee Harvey Oswald acting as a 'lone nut' from the Texas Book Depository whilst others have claimed it was hired hitmen from the Giancana crime syndicate on the infamous 'grassy knoll', still others have claimed the CIA had both the resources and the motive.

 

But today it's time to put all that speculation to rest and ask John Terry for the authoritative answer. Over to you John..

 

JT: 'It was the blacks.'

 

Thanks for that John. Stayed tuned for part two, only in The Liverpool Way.

 

 

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Phil Jones reacts stoically to the news that he'll be man-marking Luis Suarez at Anfield.

 

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John Terry's Conspiracy Corner. Case File #2.

 

Who killed Our Lord Jesus Christ.?

 

Another contentious issue.

 

Whilst received wisdom has it that it was the Jews that could, and perhaps should, have saved Our Lord from his lingering death on the cross, other scholars have pointed to the fact that they were merely subjects under the harsh totalitarian regime of the mighty Roman Empire and that resistance would have been futile.

 

John Terry has had full access to the ancient manuscripts and the greatest minds of our time and is ready to deliver his damning verdict. Over to you John..

 

JT: 'It was the Paki's.'

 

Thanks for that John. Stay tuned for the third and final verdict. Only in The Liverpool Way.

 

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John Terry : "So the policeman says, 'Sorry Mr Terry, but I'm afraid that burning cross on your front lawn is a fire hazard..'"

Luis Suarez : "It's political correctness gone mad."

 

 

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John Terry's Conspiracy Corner. Case File #3.

 

Who sank The Titanic.?

 

Lord Peter Horthcrofte, the pre-eminent British Naval historian, has said that the tragedy was, "simply unavoidable given the hubris of all involved in the great tragedy of this paramount symbol of man's infallibilty." Whilst for years officials of the White Star Line have said that the architect firm of Harland and Wolff must surely shoulder the lions share of the blame.

 

But now, finally, John Terry has applied his intellectual rigour to the case and will now deliver the ultimate verdict. Over to you John..

 

JT: 'It was the fucking Muslims.'

 

So there we have it. Definitive proof, I think you'll agree.

 

Join us in next months issue when Luis Suarez will be revealing just why 'The Black and White Minstrel Show' is overdue a comeback.

Only in The Liverpool Way.

[goatboy59]

 

Benton. Benton! Benton!! BENTON! (oh Jesus Christ)

 

BEN-TOOOOOON!!!

 

Doubt the dog will be news by the new issue but here's a modern pic

 

 

7 around the ref. Seven.

[Jairzinho]

 

...could just nut the fucking chimp. He'd go down like a sack of potatoes. The potato headed cunt. I'd get sacked. Be worth it though. Probably going to get sacked anyway. I'd be a hero across the land. Could nut him. I shouldn't nut him. But I could...

[goatboy59]

 

"Lads, lads - I'll talk to him, I'm sure there's just been a misunderstanding"

[brucespanner]

 

MB 'Yeah, about seven the doors open, proper exclusive it is'

 

PC 'I've been to a couple in London, but they seem a bit tame'

 

MB 'Don't fret this place is awesome!'

 

PT 'I'm going to fit in aren't I?'

 

MB 'You'll be fine, you really do look the part for a shit superhero convention'

[brucespanner]

 

JT 'Right, so black cunt in Spanish means 'I want to shower you with flowers and puppy dogs my dearest of dear friends?'

 

LS 'On my life John'

 

JT 'Cheers Luis, I knew we had an understanding me and you'

 

LS 'Not a problem negrito'

 

JT 'There's this meeting you might be interested in on Thursday? We, just a bunch of chaps, sit around and discuss issues of the day; this week it's immigration and it's effects on society'

 

LS 'Sounds ace *under breath* stupid cunt'

[Squabblefest]

 

Reporter : "Charlie, Is it true you once saw Andy Carroll actually control a pass from a team-mate?"

 

Charlie Adam : "No, it wasn't me. I've only been here six months."

 

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Dalglish and Suarez Unite to Deny Racism Claims.

 

 

Kenny Dalglish : "Luis wants to make it clear that he has no problem with any of our rival team's wogs."

 

Luis Suarez : "Or the chinks."

 

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Pepe Reina watches Dirk Kuyt control a ball with his first touch.

[Bobby Hundreds]

 

...could just nut the fucking chimp. He'd go down like a sack of potatoes. The potato headed cunt. I'd get sacked. Be worth it though. Probably going to get sacked anyway. I'd be a hero across the land. Could nut him. I shouldn't nut him. But I could...

 

[Preston Red]

 

Even Spiderman hates John Terry.

[Jairzinho]

 

Mongo no understand climbing frame.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This picture was taken a couple of years before Slur Alex criticised Chelsea for hounding referees and called for respect for the officials.

 

 

 

And this one was taken a couple of years afterwards.

 

 

Progress.

[goatboy59]

 

"We're going to steak night, we're going to eat it right"

[goatboy59]

 

Oleg: "Oh great. Stuck with the paedos. Again"

[goatboy59]

 

After 3 months of Brown and O'Shea, Bruce's attitude towards Ferguson changed.

[FieldingMellish]

 

Phil Jones seeks medical advice after half time hair dryer treatment.

[Mathewbet1]

 

In fishing news : ''250 pound whooper caught on the banks of the river Thames''

[johnb]

 

The Klan unveil their new Summer 2012 Beachwear Collection.

[Guest LFD]

 

Gary Liniker - "Good evening and welcome to this special edition of 'Catch Of The Day!'"

[Guest LFD]