Gimp XI

[Trumo]

We all dream of a team of Codes.

 

You're Stavanger larf intcha?

[Major Tom]

We all dream of a team of Codes.

 

Except for me, that is a team of Codes, ain't it?

[ElishaScottBC]

I like the way it's says Denny Craine instead of Crane, take that Frod72!

[Captain Turdseye]

Why hasn't Lurtz made it in, Stig?

[Bjornebye]

Why hasn't Lurtz made it in, Stig?

 

Same reason you didn't. 

[Fugitive]

I assume Stig is the Manager.

[Captain Turdseye]

Same reason you didn't.

Haha. Only one of us has ever made it into the 11.

[Bjornebye]

Haha. Only one of us has ever made it into the 11.

 

you are shit at footy 

[Captain Turdseye]

you are shit at footy

I'd fucking batter you in a game of SPOT.

[Dr Nowt]

2013/14 Gimp team of the year

 

 

I'd take issue with your positions there mate, little thought.

 

Jisms for example, he should be spraying it around from Stevie's Quarterback role. 

 

You know what you're getting with Tom; solid, no-frills consistency year on year.  He's your leftback. 

 

You also know what you're getting with Frod; reliable lunacy. Straight in goal.

 

When you have Killer in your name, you play up front.  Plus its far enough away from Code to create the illusion of being separate.

 

Nightcat will just relentlessly wear his opposite number down; rightwing.

 

Dog could defend anything; centre-half.

 

Cran and Frod would have an almost telepathic understanding for reasons unknown; also centre half.

 

Pennant is always wrong; he gets Johnson's berth at right-back.

 

Should only be bringing back Bringbackbiscan in biscan's position, surely..

 

Baldwin is a real fledgling gimp who could go either way.  Stick him in front of Jisms, alongside BBB and see how he goes with a veteran fucktard talking him through the game.

 

Slim(fast)Shady mans the opposite wide position from Nightcat, providing pace to compliment his sneaking about and mentally keelhauling the opposition with inane bollocks.

 

[Major Tom]

I have been banned from all forms of gimpness for 6 months, for not biting my opponent.

 

I'm going to have to pull out of that side.

 

Sorry.

 

Stig for player/manager? Slots into my leftback role nicely.

[Fugitive]

I have been banned from all forms of gimpness for 6 months, for not biting my opponent.

 

I'm going to have to pull out of that side.

 

Sorry.

 

Stig for player/manager? Slots into my leftback role nicely.

Nope, there is no escaping the Gimp team. You must remain in the team and what your told because... You're a gimp.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Given that he hates Muslims, why isn't Stronts on the right wing?

[Dr Nowt]

Plus, the zipped-up mouth of your regulation leather mask and mandatory cricket ball gag are standard issue official Gimp-wear.

 

There can be no biting in Gimp football for this very reason, so your punishment would be not merely unusually punitive, but against the rules.  Very, very, strict rules.

 

Just how you boys like it.

[Major Tom]

Well, it certainly sounds appealing, Lizzie.

 

But a ban's a ban.

[stringvest]

A strong team, with lots of experience, and certainly everyone qualifies.  Xerxes will be gutted he's missed out though.  Perhaps he can moved into a coaching role.  

[Trumo]

Brigant Moloch is coming through the youth system. Jimmy would've loved him.

[stringvest]

Moloch needs to be in that team.  Get rid of Kane. 

[Bjornebye]

Moloch needs to be in that team. Get rid of Kane.

Was he ever banned? Or should i say that account....

 

Actually i wonder what code thinks if balotelli, ill find out

[stringvest]

he wants him bad.  

[Denny Crane]

After joining in late June and already be named as part of the 13/14 group alongside veteran gimps like MajorTom is an honour. TheLiverpoolway football club is one of the biggest and most successful in the world and has had many great gimps over the years.

 

To play for a team that has had such succesful gimps such as Funneeeee, Bjoynbe, Moof, Code and Xerxes is proof that I join a group that has had many great technicians over the years. I thank everyone for helping me settle quickly in this new chapter in my career. I hope to stay in the team for a long time and always guarantee I will give 100% for the mask.

 

 

YNWA RIP SAFEWORD LOVE

[Major Tom]

After joining in late June and already be named as part of the 13/14 group alongside veteran gimps like MajorTom is an honour. TheLiverpoolway football club is one of the biggest and most successful in the world and has had many great gimps over the years.

 

To play for a team that has had such succesful gimps such as Funneeeee, Bjoynbe, Moof, Code and Xerxes is proof that I join a group that has had many great technicians over the years. I thank everyone for helping me settle quickly in this new chapter in my career. I hope to stay in the team for a long time and always guarantee I will give 100% for the mask.

 

 

haha.

 

You still got it, not frod.

[Jairzinho]

Yeah, it isn't Code. He was never funny. Not on purpose anyway.

[Dr Nowt]

Big Gimpin' to be the team's theme.

[Jairzinho]

Gimpin ain't easy.