5 Things you want to happen before next season starts

[Antynwa]

1. Announce a major signing within the next week, lets show we mean business, give the fans a lift.

 

2. Get rid of Cole, Agger, The Konch and Poulsen etc. Get them off the wage bill asap

 

3. Decide the future of the stadium, put a spade in Stanley Park...Or a bulldozer through the Anfield road.

 

4. Perhaps to coincide with number 1, buy some fucking wingers. Downing, Young or Hazzard make sure we get some pace in the side.

 

5. Get Andy Carroll on the piss for a few weeks so he's off it for the rest of the season

[Cardie]

7 days and counting until the first 'FSG are no better than the last lot, why haven't we signedvanyone yet' post

[Gigantic Lamb]

1.We need to sign of few big names and get our business done early in the summer

 

2.Ditch the deadwood

 

3.Stadium issue sorted out

 

4.Send a few youngsters out on-loan.

 

That'll do..

[RobbieOR]

- Buy some wingers

- Decide on the stadium

- Get Pepe to sign a new contract

- Buy a big name player

- Sell half of the crocks in our squad

[Joe Le Taxi]

Didn't Pepe sign a contract last summer?

[Bob]

1. Enjoy my holiday in Italy without getting robbed/ripped off.

 

2. Get a decent amount of golf under my belt

 

3. Get a new motor, lease is up next month

 

4. See peace throughout the middle east, if not the world.

 

5. See breakthrough cures for aids, cancer and dementia

[Guest San Don]

1. Barca to win the CL at wembley

2. Barca to win the CL and batter the mancs at wembley

3. Barca to win the CL and humiliate the mancs at wembley

4. Barca to win the CL and Valdes to score direct from a drop kick at wembley

5. Barca to win the CL and all the UK press to say Paisley is still the only manager to win it 3 times on Sunday morning.

[Red Banjo]

Hazzard? The dukes of?

[LFC 6 Times]

1. Barca piss on the mancs

2. We make Many exciting signings

3. We sell: Koncheskey, Poulsen, El zhar, Ngog, Jovanovic, cole

4. Gerrard and Agger regain full fitness ready for pre season

5. We get an easy home gain for opening day of the premier league

[JaminKibbler]

Win the lottery

[lfc_sotorious]

bring back owen and torres

[RobbieOR]

Didn't Pepe sign a contract last summer?

 

Aye, but he had that £20m clause put in. I'd like us to get him to remove it. Unless it's already been done.

[paulmacca10]

1. I'd like the weeds in my garden to die.

 

2. I'd like people to stop putting 'Happy Birthday' posters for insignificant birthdays (anything other than 10, 13, 18, 21 and 40 is insignificant in my book) all over roundabouts in the local area.

 

3. I'd like Brian Blessed to be give his own TV show, on anything really, he's fucking hilarious.

 

4. I'd like 'Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip' to be given another series, it was just beginning to get interesting.

 

5. I'd like someone to cut my grass, clean my car and put my bins out on a weekly basis.

[Flying Pig]

1. Barca to win CL by at least three goals, preferably all own goals.

2. We buy three great players.

3. Prisoner Cell Block returns to TV.

[bastard oot]

1. someone to type 'he's gone get over it'

2. someone to type 'i honestly wouldnt be surprised if the blueshite finish above us' when we havent made 4 or 5 record signings in the next couple of weeks

3. a new series of 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps

4. chelsea to appoint neil warnock

5. bonding sessions between tlw and rawk

[Horus]

1. I'd like the weeds in my garden to die.

 

2. I'd like people to stop putting 'Happy Birthday' posters for insignificant birthdays (anything other than 10, 13, 18, 21 and 40 is insignificant in my book) all over roundabouts in the local area.

 

3. I'd like Brian Blessed to be give his own TV show, on anything really, he's fucking hilarious.

 

4. I'd like 'Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip' to be given another series, it was just beginning to get interesting.

 

5. I'd like someone to cut my grass, clean my car and put my bins out on a weekly basis.

 

Just move your campsite then.

[RedIsTheColour]

Honestly misread this as:

 

5. bondage sessions between tlw and rawk

[Tom R]

- Buy some wingers

- Decide on the stadium

- Get Pepe to sign a new contract

- Buy a big name player

- Sell half of the crocks in our squad

 

Pepe only signed a 6 year deal last year!

 

Can't see another one on the table for him this year like!

[RobbieOR]

Read my post under it, is that clause still there?

[The Dude Abides]

Getting our business done early and in time for pre-season.

 

That woud be enough for me.

[jmckenna]

My missus swallows instead of doing a lame wank off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Aye, but he had that £20m clause put in. I'd like us to get him to remove it. Unless it's already been done.

 

This doesn't worry me in the slightest. It's his fire escape - and the house is no longer on fire.

 

I'll concur with a lot of what's already been said (but I'll not waste one of my five wishes by mentioning any other team).

1. Early, top quality signings - left back, ball-playing centre back, creative midfielder and a couple of pacy wide men who can skin a full back.

2. Thank you and goodnight to some who have no future here - Konchesky, Aurelio, Aquilani*, Poulsen, Cole, Jovanovic, Ngog, Soto.

3. A prognosis of long-term fitness for Agger, Gerrard and Carroll. (*And Aquilani, if he comes back.)

4. The return of some of the loanees - hopefully now equipped to add to the squad.

5. A decision on the stadium - with a firm programme of action.

[caracaracara]

For the King to check the meaning of 'tinkering' in the dictionary and realised he actually meant the complete opposite....and will deliver same....

[KopOut]

1. Parade Lucas around the City on an open top bus as our player of the season.

2. Parade Kuyt around the City (in the second bus) as our best striker.

3. Pull the roof off the Kop and start building it higher, including corporate boxes. The work if started now would be done by Xmas, and Anfield would be 10,000 stronger.

4. Sell Carroll for $50 million.

5. Use the money to buy two Ace wingers, so that Maxi Dirk and Luis can continue ripping apart even the best defences next season.

[christhered]

Michael Owen to be trampled under a stampede of hooves.