Saint George's Day

[joeyk]

Have a peaceful relaxing day everyone. Followed by a nice cup of tea.

 

St George's Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Jim MM]

The Real Background Story.

 

18th March

George: I say, what the dickens has happened here!

God: Agh fuck. Me head. Don't start George, we're all a bit tender after Pat's piss up last night. Give us me fags while you're standing there.

George: Why, this is outrageous behaviour. I need hardly remind you, m'lord, that you are the supreme spiritual leader of billions.

God: Fuck 'em. Don't I deserve a night off? Besides, it was Pat's party. I've decided to give him 17 March. Every year. Have you a problem with that?

Pat: Yeah. Y'alright there Georgie? Grab yaself a can man.

George: Now see here, if that drunken reprobate is getting his own day then I demand one as well.

God: Yeah, deadly. Give us a week or two to recover from this one and I'll put an order in for another eightball. You want to go splits George?

George: Certainly not. I assure you that my celebration will be perfectly miserable.

 

Total 9

[Carradona]

LOL!

 

fools

[Strontium]

Greatest country on Earth.

[Sut]

The problem with St George's Day is that no drinks company have allied themselves to it a la Guinness.

[VladimirIlyich]

Greatest country on Earth.

 

Which one? England, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, India, Iraq, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, Serbia

[Stu Monty]

He's one bad, Palestinian, dragon killing mofo, our George.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Greatest country on Earth.

 

Norway?

[Pony Princess]

Anyone who kills a dragon (apart from an evil dragon for example Onyxia or Saphirron from WoW) can fuck right off as far as I am concerned. Dragons are awesome and magical, except the one from Dragonheart. That film was gash.

[Jim MM]

Anyone who kills a dragon (apart from an evil dragon for example Onyxia or Saphirron from WoW) can fuck right off as far as I am concerned. Dragons are awesome and magical, except the one from Dragonheart. That film was gash.

 

They're an endangered species too but nobody cares because they aren't cute and furry. Discriminatory conservation at it's most blatant but it gains international acceptance thanks to the Englishman's propaganda.

 

Total 7

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I can't see Donkey bringing up that family on his own. Dragon-killers are bastards.

[Kevin D]

 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

 

 

Bastard.

[Fugitive]

It’s not even the greatest country in the fucking UK.

[Bjornebye]

[Fugitive]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That’s bollocks, here is a photo of him in Dover!!!

 

 

[Pete]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Combined intelligence still less than a single amoeba.  

[Arniepie]

kicking off already apparently,the bad scuffs 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Potatriots celebrating in the traditional manner.

https://news.sky.com/story/violence-breaks-out-at-st-georges-day-event-in-central-london-13121301

 

[Kepler-186]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Kepler-186]

 

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

Kudos to those guys. Out there defending the flag against any suggestions the country might not be filled with morons.

 

It might be a minority in London scrapping with the police but they share views, at least in the same ballpark, as way too many others. 
 

A little girl drowned in the channel today because her parents believe the UK can give them a better life. They might well be right but, given the state of these fucktards, that’s more a reflection on what they’re fleeing from, than where they hope to stay. 
 

They did not listen, they did not know how. 
 

RIP little one. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]