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*Shakes head* Everton again.

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Theyve been under the radar of the national media for years because no one has ever given a shit about them. Now that they have spent a shitload of cash and are shite people are now paying attention but are laughing at them.

 

This season has also shown their fans true colours. For years they've hid in the shadows but popping up and commenting on Kopite behaviour but because nothing ever happened to them they've had this bizarre sense of moral superiority about them going tye game and being proper fans who never engage in any cringeworthy behaviour. After all their crowing loads are saying that they have had it with the club, loads sacking off games (they went on about us never going against Bolton when Hodgson was in charge). Ringing jnto radio stations crying and constantly telling everyone in all their time as an Evertonian its the worst theyve been.

 

The usual shouts of "its our year" that they constantly peddle. I havent heard any of our fans say this since about 2002. Yet here they are saying they are getting in the Champions League after selling their best player and buying a lot of average ones. Again something they laughed at us doing after Suarez left.

 

Every european game this season apart from the Limassol game has seen trouble yet Liverpool’s games so far haven't had any hint of it. You have a fan running down 10 flights of steps to punch a Lyon player with a toddler in his hand.

 

They laughed at us for walking out at the Sunderland game over ticket prices but id love to see their reaction if Bill ajd Moshiri told them that they were raising ticket prices to over 70 quid. The myth that they all go the game has been shattered. They didnt sell out against Arsenal and none of their big famous european nights have been a sell out. Their tickets are cheaper than ours and you can just walk up to the ground on the day and buy them.

 

They cannot laugh either about us spending money on shit players because they've spent tons on shit players this season. They can't sit there now and be plucky little Everton claiming the moral high ground punching above their weight with virtually no money.

 

They've gone on for years about our players diving then they fume when Niasse was the first player to get charged for it retrospectively.

 

I just hope we don't choke in a few weeks time and twat them in the derby.

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I'm getting a rising sense of dread that they'll alehouse their way to four points against Liverpool which will be the difference.

Know what you mean but they have not really got the players or the big lump upfront, if only Rhino could shed a few pounds. Wonder how fit Druncan is? Big Joe will have a huge influence Derby Day I feel. " boot the ball and their players, hard "

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I'm getting a rising sense of dread that they'll alehouse their way to four points against Liverpool which will be the difference.

 

They tend to crock one of our players, so we get the victory but at what cost? I doubt there will be 22 players on the pitch at the end, and I fear for either Mané or Salah because to be regarded as a legend at that club is to be a violent shit head on the pitch.

 

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They could very well win the Derby - punchers chance and all that. 

 

But a cursory glance at that team - no full-backs (Coleman is the full-back), one centre-half who is young and 'improving', two defensive midfielders and Tom 'Better than Ross' Davies, no wide players unless you count Lennon (and it has been a long time since anybody as), no striker - and a plethora of slow, number 10s. 

 

All after £200m has been spent. 

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SteveO in the summer:

Everton will play more champions league football over the next ten years than liverpool.

The way liverpool fans are celebrating their 4th place trophy you'd think they'd done it comfortably and been there constantly. They scraped through due to a particularly poor arsenal side when the had no European football and got knocked out of both domestic trophies early.

We've replaced possibly the worst goalie in the league with possibly the best.

Well have schneiderlin for the entire season. Gueye won't be off to Africa for six weeks. Jagielka has been replaced by one of the best centre backs in the league. We've signed an absolute beast in sandro. Look man has progressed. Rooney is still a magnificent footballer and will prove his worth. Tom Davies ready from the start of te season. Besic back from injur. Holgate, dowell, kenny, dcl, donkor are all highly promising youngsters.

And we're still not finished.

Liverpool have bought a Chelsea reject who had similar serie a stats to deulofeu and a full back from hull.

You'd have to be a bit demented to say the gap won't close next year.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2307602/Brendan-Rodgers-targets-12m-Ashley-Williams-28-old-Liverpools-owners.html Trust me on this one! Rodgers targets £12m Williams, but at 28 he must convince Liverpool owners he isn't 'too old'

 

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Fuck me, I'd forgotten about that!

 

How could anyone scout Williams and Alderwiereld at the same time and conclude that the "boyhood Liverpool fan" was anything but shite?

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SteveO in the summer:

Everton will play more champions league football over the next ten years than liverpool.

 

The way liverpool fans are celebrating their 4th place trophy you'd think they'd done it comfortably and been there constantly. They scraped through due to a particularly poor arsenal side when the had no European football and got knocked out of both domestic trophies early.

 

We've replaced possibly the worst goalie in the league with possibly the best.

 

Well have schneiderlin for the entire season. Gueye won't be off to Africa for six weeks. Jagielka has been replaced by one of the best centre backs in the league. We've signed an absolute beast in sandro. Look man has progressed. Rooney is still a magnificent footballer and will prove his worth. Tom Davies ready from the start of te season. Besic back from injur. Holgate, dowell, kenny, dcl, donkor are all highly promising youngsters.

 

And we're still not finished.

 

Liverpool have bought a Chelsea reject who had similar serie a stats to deulofeu and a full back from hull.

 

You'd have to be a bit demented to say the gap won't close next year.

 

It is glorious isn't it? 

 

He wasn't alone, yet here we are. 10 points clear by December. 

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Fuck me, I'd forgotten about that!

 

How could anyone scout Williams and Alderwiereld at the same time and conclude that the "boyhood Liverpool fan" was anything but shite?

He wasn’t, at the time. Sure he’s fat and immobile now but for a period he was a really good defender.

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